Breakup with the person above you!

[Michael Corvus]

You're like a statue! All you ever do is stand there and I can never tell what you're thinking... same expression day in and day out. Please leave.

[thirteenhearts]

I found a used condom in your car and a phone number for "Bruce"!  I'm sooo through with you!

[Aether]

I wish you were more hands on, this too good to touch persona is a bit much, I am done!

[abandoneddolly]

I'm too afraid I'll melt if I touch you

[Cassiopeia]

Sorry, sweetheart, you're just too fragile for me.  I'm constantly afraid I'm going to break you!

[Aether]

The way you lie to bend ond contart really puts me outside of my comfort range, I am done!

[Cassiopeia]

You don't support my appreciation for yoga, but I have to put up with your constant crunches so that you can stay "ripped"?!  I don't think so!  Go sleep at the gym >.>

[Aether]

I am not going to look at the whole on your right shoulder formed by your first finger and thumb again.  I tire of this game.  I am done!

[Cassiopeia]

It's just ridiculous that at this point in our relationship you can't read my non-verbal signals ... this is all too frustrating, I've had it!

[Aether]

Your full and pouty lips used to send shock waves up and down my spine, they now tell me, TURN AWAY!  So I will, be gone!

[Cassiopeia]

Clearly you can't read lips either!  You're too self centered to even open your eyes and see what's going on around you.  It's always ... "my fire, this" ... or "guess what part of my body I singed today, that" ... or "sorry i fricasseed your cat!".  And you're going to blame ME?!  HAH!  That's a laugh.

[Aether]

You are so monochromatic with your view of the world, I offer you color, but noooo  you need to stay all death enshrouded in your slate blue gray, enough of you and your deathly tones!

[Cassiopeia]

*sighs*  There you go again, living in your own little world.  EVERYONE knows slate blue gray is the new black!  You are sooo backward!

[Michael Corvus]

Re: Breakup with the person above you!

Oh, look at you Miss New Age, I do yoga, find your inner child and nurture it, look at me I know magic! I'm so tired of your self righteous attitude. Please, make yourself disappear!

[Harley Quinn]

That constant reassurance you seek from other women about your manhood has gotten on my last nerve, so take that bimbo with you and get out!

[Michael Corvus]

But ... that bimbo is your sister! You said I could! You're so fickle! I can't take it no more! YOU get out!

[abandoneddolly]

really why are there girls always touching you?

[Michael Corvus]

I guess I'm very touchable? Why are you always showing everyone what's under your skirt? Get out!

[Harley Quinn]

You pay more attention to yourself, your friends, to everyone else, than you do to me, so don't let the door hit you on the way out!

[Autumn52]

You said you had given the joker up for me and now I see you with him I so hurt please just go......

[Harley Quinn]

But, Xandi... He... I... Oh, fine!  Can I help it if I'm confused?  Or insane?  Or both?  I'm gone!

[Lucius Cornelius]

cheating me was bad enough... but you cheat me with my friend.. and then you left her too...
we are done

[Harley Quinn]

Can you blame me?  I tried to get through to you, but you're impenetrable, so how could it have worked out?  Bye!

[Lucius Cornelius]

laugh!

the problem is not that i'm impenetrable is that you are

so done!

[Harley Quinn]

I'm not the one made of stone, stoney! -takes everything with her-