Why are you going to hell?

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Captain Maltese

Why are you going to Hell?

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- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

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Quote from: Captain Maltese on December 22, 2010, 05:48:15 PM
- because all the people I like are refusing to bow to the rules created by puritan assholes, and I will rather burn with them than spend eternity with people who feel they have the right to judge anyone else.

Well said!  ;D

TheLegionary

because Catholic Church recently concluded there was no Purgatory. As few will go straight to Heaven, I think there are better people than myself....

Anithinum

I played hide and seek in a church....
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Nico

Because all my friends would be there! Yay Party!  >:)

BeaconOfSpirit

Because I'm a no good, dirty, vagabond scoundrel who is to busy with his cheryl sinning to care about his immortal fate. And those are my GOOD traits! XD
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Autumn52

I am going to hell because.......

If there is such a place, I am no saint and don't want to be angel.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

BeaconOfSpirit

I am going to hell for my current train of thought. Xandi gets to come with me, since she's to blame. ~ chuckles evilly ~
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Alika Luminos

I am going to Hell because of what I do in my spare time.

>.>

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BeaconOfSpirit

I am going to hell for not joining E a long time ago.
All you who live to bring pleasure and to take it, whether it be of the mind, the heart, or the flesh; such do I call my kin.

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Dovel

Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Belle33

For that thing I did in the 8th grade with the Science teacher and the school mascot. 

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Mordred

Because if I actually listed out all the reasons, it would take so long that hell would actually have finally frozen over.
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Dovel

For lusting over Sybl's avatar
Now we live, tomorrow not
Enjoy your pleasures, lest they rot
Let not them pass this very day
For on the morrow regret may with you stay



Sel Nar

For scaring the Heierarchy of Hell by insinuating that I'd take over.

Nazz

For not believing it exists. :P
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...because that's where the party will be!
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lilysayuri

For all my little white lies ;3

Autumn52

Why am I going to hell List...

1. Because I am naughty naughty
2. Because I like being naughty naughty
3. Because I consider it my lifes work to corrupt innocence
4. Because I strive to be more naughty each day than I was the day before. *that is getting more difficult but I have to have goals*
5. Because if I continue this list E would explode from lack of space.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

yobo

For failing Dante's Inferno Test.  ::)

Mordred

Because the equivalent on the other end of the spectrum, for me, seems quite ludicrous.
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