Corrupt a wish

[Batman4560]

(Im ok with that  ;))

Granted, it has no crystals to produce the blade.

I wish for a bottle of water.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  It's dirty, polluted water.  You might just die.

I wish for lightsaber crystals!

[Batman4560]

Granted but only a lightsaber can cut them to fit the hilt.

I wish for a new friend.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Your friend has a working lightsaber and cuts the crystals to fit my lightsaber, effectively giving me a working lightsaber.

I wish for someone to use in lightsaber target practice.

[Batman4560]

Granted, you kill your soul mate before they can tell you how they feel.

I wish for a Jedi Master.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Damn.  Oh well.  I'm make a new one.

Wish granted!  They meet me, fall in love, become corrupted, and become the new Sith Lord.

I wish... for a Gungan!

[Batman4560]

Granted, Jar Jar Binks will follow you forever and never stop talking.

I wish I had a super power.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Perfect!  Target practice!  Lops his head off!

Granted.  You now have super sneeze power!  Whenever you sneeze, you blow people away.  Literally.

I wish you didn't do that.

[Batman4560]

Granted but my sneeze now blows away lightsabers.

I wish I had the force

[Daoine Sidhe]

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!  Curse you!  CURSE YOU!

Wish granted.  One day, you swat at a fly buzzing at your face, and force push yourself into the next century!

I wish I had my lightsaber back.

[seffer]

Granted. But you only got the miniature version of it.

I wish for weapon ban!

[Batman4560]

Granted but it excludes lightsabers

I wish I had a time machine

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  It only moves forward in time.

I wish I had a sexier ass.

[Batman4560]

(....thats not possible) Granted but now your chest is flat

I wish I could move at the speed of light

[Daoine Sidhe]

Dammit.  Damn twisted wishes.

Granted!  You explode.

I wish for an overall sexier female body whilst maintaining everything I love about my body and mind as they are now...

[Batman4560]

Granted but you are so attractive you intimidate all men and women and they are afraid to be with you.

I wish I could re-assemble

[seffer]

Granted. But your legs are now in the place of your arms and vice versa.

I wish everyone would stop corrupting wishes!

[Daoine Sidhe]

Er... granted.  For a few seconds.  Counts...  Time's up.

I wish for a teddy bear.

[Batman4560]

Granted but the toy bear eats your hair making you bald.

I wish I had a pokemon

[Daoine Sidhe]

I then kill the bear viciously and feed it to your Pokemon, which in turns makes my hair grow back instantly.  And then promptly disappears.

I wish you had a pokemone that didn't disappear.

[Batman4560]

Granted and thanks! Sadly its ditto....

I wish I had a match to every one of my socks

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted!  The match is your Ditto.  :P

I wish I could pry myself away from the computer and eat something.

[Batman4560]

Granted but Jar Jar will follow you

I wish you have a good day

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  But Jar Jar dies.

I wish Jar Jar would stay dead.  Forever.

[Batman4560]

Granted but his little brother comes to visit you.

I wish we were friends