CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

[Raven41174]

Granted, but you lose the ticket

I wish I found your winning lottery ticket and cashed it

[Dizzi]

granted, but it's only 1000$ because noone bought any tickets.

I wish that 3:45 would come faster

[Raven41174]

Granted, but it is 3:45 100 years from now and you are deceased

I wish someone would do a nightmare on elm street rp

[Oblivious]

gRaNdEd bUtt tHeJ rAiTe La1K tH1S

I wish, I would be able to read people's minds with telepathy.

[Raven41174]

Granted, but all the toughts come thru at once driving you insane

I wish I had a cold beer

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but there is a dead rodent in it.

I wish I were a published author.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted, but your books are all printed in Sanskrit.

I wish I were an accomplished actress.

[Lone]

Granted, but because of it you have no friends and the paparazzi hounds you all the time.

I wish my PC would not like to ruin things...

[Raven41174]

Granted, but now your pc no longer works at all

I wish that winter wasn't coming

[Lone]

Granted, the world ends.


I wish I will get this second job! >.<

[Raven41174]

Granted, but then you lose your first job

I wish things didn't cost so damn much

[Lone]

Granted, but you still can't afford them...

I wish my wish could not be corroupted.

[Raven41174]

granted, but you die before you can make a wish

I wish that animal cruelty did not exist

[Lone]

Granted, the internet it flooded by more useless lolcat posts.


I wish there was a midget war.

[Raven41174]

Granted and in the turmoil, they kill all normal sized people, making a midget world

I wish they would put Beavis and Butthead back on the air

[Lady Haven]

*Me Too*
Granted, but then the show is taken up with even more music videos.

I wish I had a dirty more corruptable mind

[Lone]

Granted, you role-played with me.


I wish I had x-ray vision! *For the ladies*

[Autumn52]

Granted but all the ladies had on steel Chasity belts

I wish I could write as well as some of the others on E!

[Raven41174]

Granted, but then you go blind and can no longer read the writings


I wish I had more time to spend with family and friends

[Autumn52]

Granted but your family and friends disown you

I wish I had someone to snuggle with this morning (its cold)

[Lone]

Granted, but it's not me!


I wish more people would VOTE on the writing comp thread!

[Raven41174]

Granted, but none vote for you

I wish there was more activity in general around here

[Lone]

Granted, more newbies join up and get in flooding the place with bad ideas and careless grammar.


I wish I could sleep!

[mkkdreams]

Granted, but when you wake up, you'll be old and gray.

I wish work was finished already.

[Raven41174]

Granted, but as you finish, they bring you more.

I wish works didn't suck