Last Poster Wins

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Dys Astyr

#3475
August 05, 2014, 05:15:55 PM
Trades the medal for an old Jeep and drives off into the sunset with the Win
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3476
August 05, 2014, 05:17:46 PM
Boat unpacks and finds the real Win.
He tosses it out of the window and calls forward his first female arm wrestling opponent.
History, where creative writing was born.

Dys Astyr

#3477
August 06, 2014, 02:18:57 AM
Is at the Sub-Orbital, with the Win, her villainous buddies, and that one guy. Yea, that one. The bendy yellow belt.

(Snickers)
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3478
August 06, 2014, 02:24:21 AM
When they call, he throws the phone out of the window too and downs the last of the Martini.
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Dys Astyr

#3479
August 06, 2014, 02:30:44 AM
Are you suggesting that classy villains like myself would get hammered and drunk dial pesky agents who cause nothing but trouble?
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3480
August 06, 2014, 09:12:43 AM
Hmmm, come to think of it you might..except you are immune to my charm. No, it was the Service crawling as usual. Either that or a salesman, as they witheld their number.
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Dys Astyr

#3481
August 06, 2014, 09:50:50 AM
Well Boat, what can I say? I'm stubborn like that. :P Must defy expectations and aggravate people whenever possible.  8-)
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3482
August 06, 2014, 10:42:01 AM
Any good at arm wrestling for whisk(e)y?
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Dys Astyr

#3483
August 06, 2014, 10:51:43 AM
Yup, and thumb wrestling too.  8-)
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3484
August 06, 2014, 10:53:40 AM
My place or yours. (truce)
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Dys Astyr

#3485
August 06, 2014, 10:55:48 AM
You've used that line on me so many times already Boat.  :-( You can only play with someone's stomach for so long before they decide the nachos are a lie.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3486
August 06, 2014, 11:05:42 AM
Hunts round outside window. Finds Win and posts it to Dr G.
Problem is G, I am getting bored sitting around wrestling athletic women.
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Dys Astyr

#3487
August 06, 2014, 11:15:58 AM
Thought that was your ideal retirement? Tired of getting your ass handed to you?  :P
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3488
August 06, 2014, 11:27:58 AM
But you don't know until you get there. So unfair.
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Dys Astyr

#3489
August 06, 2014, 11:37:25 AM
That unfortunately is life. Much less exciting than one of my evil schemes and somehow more nefarious. solemn nod
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3490
August 06, 2014, 03:14:21 PM
So, could I come back and pretend to disrupt one of your 'n' schemes? Or would that take the fun out of it?
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Dys Astyr

#3491
August 06, 2014, 03:34:42 PM
Quit your job but your life's no fun without being able to harass me, is that it?

Pulls out a ridiculous laser pistol circa 1960

Have at you then!
Gun lights up and makes pew pew noises, surprisingly actually setting the table next to Boat on fire

Holy wavelengths Boat, this is a real laser gun!
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3492
August 06, 2014, 04:57:30 PM
Boat's nerves jangle and he rolls out of the way just in time as a superimposed laser beam ray sparks noisily and burns a hole through the table next to him.
Boat smiles as the Amazons take to the jungle. "That's more like it."
History, where creative writing was born.

Dys Astyr

#3493
August 06, 2014, 05:07:02 PM
Que theme music? Pops off a couple more shots, because the sound effects are just fantastic

The things without which we are just not alive. Truly alive. Now isn't the time for poetry of thought though.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

FroreQueen

#3494
August 07, 2014, 01:34:06 AM
-Sneaks in. Steals the Win. Sneaks back out.-
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DreamSailor

#3495
August 07, 2014, 01:42:27 AM
I'm the winner! Hurrah!~

Boatman

#3496
August 07, 2014, 01:55:53 AM
I'm thinking of rejoining the hunt.
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Dys Astyr

#3497
August 07, 2014, 02:14:27 AM
Shoots Boat with a suction cup tipped arrow What hunt?
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

#3498
August 07, 2014, 08:06:34 AM
Boat minding his business and suddenly receives the biggest smacker of a kiss on his lips ever.
'Smackeroooooo'
"Whaa..."
Realises it's an arrow.
"If only I had my gadgets I could work out who would tease me in this way."
Notices string attached to missile.
"Aha"


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Anesa

#3499
August 07, 2014, 10:51:02 AM


Scoops up the win and heads for the hills, winking at the Boatman as he's laying sprawled out on the floor..
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