Last Poster Wins

[Kitsunetsuki]

Get it right, Mr. Boatman...it's either Kit or Kitsunetsuki...or Kitsu if you know me well enough, but you don't :P

*cocks an eyebrow at the sight of Boatman sunbathing naked with the win* Good thing you're on this deserted island, I'm pretty sure what you're doing with the win is illegal in 24 countries. *laughs*

Oh, *kicks sand on Boatman & steals the win back* yeah, it's still MINE! ;D

[Boatman]

Boat rugby tackles Ki .. something...(what was your name again?) in the shallows, and just manages to save the Win from getting wet.
"Pheww!"
Washes sand out of eyes.
"Oh, and thank you for visiting. Do join me for a drink before you go. Afterwards you can borrow my rowing boat if you like." Waves hand. "The nearest land is around 100 miles in that direction."

[Belle33]

*Rescues my win from the rakish claws of the Boatman, whisking it far, far away*

[Boatman]

Boat watches the Win spin through the air far, far out to sea.
And plop in.
"Nice throw. Suppose I'll have to swim after it."

[Dys Astyr]

Swoops the Win up

You never learn do you?  ;D

[Boatman]

Gets the encyclopaedia out again... "I'm trying....
Hey, you Ms... you've taken my Win. And... how did you learn to fly?"

Checks relevant page in book.

[Dys Astyr]

I'm a villain, I simply stole some wings.  8-)

You should try it sometime.

[Boatman]

"Well stop circling and come down here before your wax melts, devilish Dr."

[Saiyuri]

Slips away with the win

[Boatman]

"The mud you are slipping on is very thick at the end...
Oh dear. never mind, the Win looks okay. I'll just give it a rub."
Just then the genie appeared. 'POOF'

[Dys Astyr]

Genie? That's not in the script!  ;D

[Boatman]

It materialised lazily from its cloud form.
“Who has awoken the genie of the Win?,” the genie said.
It looked round, a puzzled expression on its flowing features.
“I wish I knew where I was,” it said. And immediately it did.

[Vill]

And so the genie of the win knew that it's exact location was in my possession.

[Kitsunetsuki]

*sighs* too much work...the win is still mine ;D

[Vill]

Tis I! Never fear: the win is right here!

[Kitsunetsuki]

yeah...right here in my pocket ;)

[Saiyuri]

Slips the win out of Kitsune's pocket and runs off with it

[Boatman]

Boat says "I wish the Win was mine again."
The genie moaned. "Do I have to?"
But she did anyway.

[Vill]

"I wish for the win back, and I wish for Boatman to have no more wishes."

And the universe was whole again.

[Kitsunetsuki]

*steals the win from Vill*

[Vill]

Whao, there!

*Reigns the win back in.*

[Boatman]

Luckily, the genie of the Win allows one last wish in exchange for a kiss.
Boat is not slow to accede, although finding it difficult to pin down her rather fluid lips.

"I wish the Win to be mine for all time (and any time after that too)," he said.
It was made so and the genie vanished.

[Vill]

*Breaks out Link's Ocarina of Time.*

Ah, but you in your haste you forgot to mention the time that was

*Travels back in time far enough to steal the win before the genie is released!*

[Boatman]

Finally tracks down the Win and steals it whilst new owner guy is sleeping.
"Hmm... it's dirty." I'll give it a rub.
POOF
"What you again?," says the sleepy genie.

[Vill]

Genie! I wish for you to no longer grant wishes!

*Steals the win and saunters off.*