Certain toys go way back...

[Vekseid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm

[MasterJedi]

weird thing is, that looks just like soemthing my dad had in his sock draw....

[Elvi]

Obviously one of those things that dads use to push the toes out of their curled up socks with.......

Now the question is, have we now discovered that pre neolithic man had socks?

(Hmmm...been a strange sock related day really, wonder if Muse escaped the basement unscathed)

[AutumnFury]

If I said men were crude before, this just proves my case. xD

[MasterJedi]

haha dont blame men, how many of us do you know would spend hours crafting a dildo out of pure stone when with a few mins attention we can grow one?

kinda makes us obsolete...lol



What I wanna know is, the woman that made that, did she find a piece of rock and think "damn I can turn that into a stonecut willy for those long lonely nights in the caves" or did she try to make a hand axe, fail, and this became its back up use?

[Menulis]

All I gotta say is, leave it to those crazy germans

[Nikita]

similar shape, but mine all vibrate or twist or undulate *shudders*  ;)

[Elvi]

Shudders?

[strangely made]

All I'll say is good on those german cave men  :)

[Natalie C. Barney]

haha dont blame men, how many of us do you know would spend hours crafting a dildo out of pure stone when with a few mins attention we can grow one?

kinda makes us obsolete...lol



What I wanna know is, the woman that made that, did she find a piece of rock and think "damn I can turn that into a stonecut willy for those long lonely nights in the caves" or did she try to make a hand axe, fail, and this became its back up use?

Yes but this won't get soft after just a few minutes. Wonder why I love other women we keep going, and going and going.....  :-*

[MasterJedi]

who said i go soft after a few minutes? not all guys are 1 minute men you know...some can go a LOT longer

[Elvi]

Or, as in your case a lot shorter?

[MasterJedi]

oooh that was low...like you know neways! You can find out... ;) i think my shortest when needy was like 14 mins...

[Akioth]

hehehe

Jeff Foxworthy Joke.

Men are like bottle rockets. we light up fire off and explode before the show get's going. Woman are like diesal engines. When you get them started they can keep going for a Long LONG Time. *Cheer*

[Elvi]

oooh that was low...like you know neways! You can find out... ;) i think my shortest when needy was like 14 mins...

Well I do know a lot more than you would like me to tell my dear KRaNiX........*grins evily*

[strangely made]

Natalie , this time of a few minutes ! you are includeing fore play in that arent you ?

[Elvi]

LOL Now THAT I can say is a lie........

[MasterJedi]

god ur mean elvi...well thats it...just u wait...ive got references...

[MasterJedi]

lol :) jk

[Elvi]

*sniggers*

[AutumnFury]

hehehe

Jeff Foxworthy Joke.

Men are like bottle rockets. we light up fire off and explode before the show get's going. Woman are like diesal engines. When you get them started they can keep going for a Long LONG Time. *Cheer*

I love him. He's my hero.

"You know you're a redneck when you see a sign that says 'say no to crack' and it reminds you to pull your jeans up."

[Lilian]

You sooo havent met the right man. XD     

[AutumnFury]

You sooo havent met the right man. XD     

I am /so/ born in a small town and find humor in what he has to say. >.>;; Hell, I can come up with worse.

[Lilian]

Lemme hear it, then!

I think jeff's pretty darn funny, too..

[AutumnFury]

You sooo havent met the right man. XD     

I should of added, any man I meet and happens to like me better beware. I can be.. Domineering. >.> Just a LITTLE bit.

And as for cracking jokes, you have to be the object of my dislike for it to happen.

[Lilian]

XD  I like domineering woman, they're fun!

[strangely made]

Dont forget , scarey, sexy, scarey , hot , oh and scarey .

[AmberMK]

Just the way I like 'em!    :D

[AutumnFury]

*L* You like them scary and domineering? Better come up here then. :D xDDD

[ZK]

*mews* ^_^

[Lilian]

Zulo is MY kinda sexy, domineering an' scary. ^.^

[ZK]

Mewll? *lofts both brows and wiggles them*

[strangely made]

Lilian , you forgot cute......domineering, scary and cute.

[ZK]

But umm, how can you be scarely cute?

[Elvi]

Nope sorry Zulo, you're just cute honey *scritches kitty just under the ear*

[ZK]

*purrs and meowrlls*

[ZK]

Then again, they tell you about how dangerous the cute and innocent ones can be. *cheshire grin*

[strangely made]

ZK....Vamp Willow was scarely cute .......I think of you like that  :-*

[wiggle]

I have never seen a woman refuse a toy.

[Elvi]

I refused one of those battery operated dog things.
Horrible yappy irritating thing it was.......
And if you're talking about sex toys I've refused a few of those as well, there is a hell of a lot of rubish on the market.

[ZK]

I tend to stay away from things that make me stretch. I've seen some toys thicker and longer in size then an American Standarized Baseball bat.

No thank you on that.

[strangely made]

If you dont want to stretch Zulo , put them on a shelf closer to you .

[Elvi]

A friend and I were once thrown out of a sex shop in holland for playing Jedi masters, with two huge long dildos.
Our husbands were very embarrassed that we girls had been thrown out.

[ZK]

>.< Not that way, you silly mutt.

And heh, that sounds funny, Elvi.

[strangely made]

you've lost me then Zulo , got no idea what else you could mean .

[ZK]

Vaginal stretching. I have no desire to use something the size of a baseball bat.

[strangely made]

What like pelvic excersises ?

[Elvi]

Zulo honey, ignore him, he goes away eventually.........*smiles*

[strangely made]

No I don't, I'm the irratateing version of Duracel batteries..I go on and on and on and on and on ...........................

[Lirliel]

*Drops the handy EMP pulse nade* Tada... I hate that damn bunny :P

[Elvi]

*Looks down at her poor Strangely*

Awwwwwww......you've broken him...now what am I gonna do?

[Lirliel]

*Scratches head*

Erm.. go Chucky on him? get a human soul and place it in him to revive his body into a human?

[strangely made]

Couldn't I have a lemon sole instead ?

[Elvi]

Lemon sole makes you really ill Strangely, you really are being silly now.
*passes him a large helping of halibut*

[Menulis]

I once saw a big rubber fist in a porn store, that had me laughing out loud for like ten minutes. The whole time I kept thinking, why would anyone need a rubber fist? When are your own fists just not going to be enough? How many guys have had their fists up a girl and had her say, it's just not enough, I still feel some gaps in there, do you have a third fist perhaps?

On the other hand, I held my arm up to it and matched up almost exactly, which well, made me feel pretty proud. Cuz anytime you can match up to anything in a smut shop, you should feel pretty good.

[Ajoxer]

Here's my opinion on toys:

They will eventually replace men. An I dun wanna be obsolete...

[Elvi]

*grabs Ajoxer and hugs him really close*

No..........toys are really good honey, but it will never replace you men completely....we'll still keep you on as our love slaves.

[ZK]

They have toys for men that do things I wish I could do with my vagina. But, eh, I don't think toys would over-write any gender.

[strangely made]

There are no toys on earth that will ever replace women.........none , never will be , nope no way..

[Menulis]

After all, if toys replaced men or women, the market for said toys would vanish in one generation

[Osagasu]

If women find a way to cheaply and reliably have children, us men are done for, I swear.

But for now, I take comfort in knowing that the technology to do this doesn't exist yet.

[Elvi]

No swearing Osagasu *grins*

And you are utterly and completely wrong.
Women have needs too you know.
Plus the fact that two of the most exaulted glorious goddesses have declared that it is not so, so you must bow to our far superior knowledge.
*laughs*

[Osagasu]

Well how can I rebut an argument like that?

Oh bugger...  *wipes his brow and bows to Elvi's proclamation*

Yes, ma'am.  I'll try and remember for next time.

[Elvi]

*nods*
Now lets hope you haven't upset my dearest Zulo, or we may have to take further action.
*grins wickedly*

[ZK]

I will genetically alter the human race to create a single master gender and kill the rest. Muahahaha, world domination is mine! >.>

[Elvi]

Or possibly mistress gender?

[ZK]

Maybe. Then again. I want to see Orc/ks. <.<

Not the stupid LotR or D&D...but

World of Warcraft, Shadowrun and Lineage II type Orc/ks.

I think the women are yummy nummies. >.>

The men are not bad either. <.<

[Celestial Goblin]

In WoW, i'm also kind of appreciative of troll women. Aren't they nice with their accent and the fact they're likely feisty and warrior-like.

[strenoth]

if you ladies like your toys, you should be on the look out for something that appearently looks a lot like a butterfly. It's been given some very, very high ratings

[Zaer Darkwail]

if you ladies like your toys, you should be on the look out for something that appearently looks a lot like a butterfly. It's been given some very, very high ratings

I have heard it too, but never seen nor know how it exactly works. But in finnish porn story site it was told it vibrated someway...but much wider area?! I agree tough that if any toy replaces completely a gender, market for toys end in one generation (along whit humankind of course if forced breeding is not counted  ::)). But in end it is likely more fun have whit the toys when your partner uses them on you methinks and so long woman is hetero sexual she haves need for real companionship whit a man and there is so called 'spiritual chemistry' what no toy cna ever produce (drugs only limitedly but then again sex will not work if you are drugged :P).

[strenoth]

I'm not worried about toys replacing us men. :) I'm in a long distance relationship, an my GF has one of those, but she still wants to play with me. And she's one of the giirls who purrs happily about her butterfly.