Real Ultimate Roleplay [may contain ninjas]

[Mantis Shrimp Prime]

Warning: If you are looking for a serious roleplay this is absolutely it. It is the most serious roleplay possible. It may possibly even be too serious for you to handle. Please consider doing an extreme calisthenics routine and immerse yourself in freezing water for five minutes so ensure you do not pull something while attempting to enter this roleplay.
 
This roleplay is not for sissies and if you don't think you don't have the guts, expertise, or fortitude to handle its byzantine literary themes, vicious social commentary, and balls-to-the-walls action sequences, I advise you to GTFO and go somewhere more fitting like here.
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"Ninjas. Damn." - Geoffrey Rush

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THE STORY
The story is thus: you are a ninja. A member of the species Homo ninjamus. By hook, by crook, or by the book, you have found yourself joined together with several other shinobi to found a new ninjas clan: The Bad Dragons. Now that you have found a new home with some fellow ninjutsu practitioners, it's time to cruise around, kick nads, and generally enjoy life.

THE SETTING
The setting is the Earth, but more awesome. Ninjas, aliens, vikings, and robots traverse this world, fighting, having adventures, and occasionally banging. Anything is possible. The only limit is you. More specifically, the story will center on the clan's headquarters, vaguely located somewhere in Florida, just outside the chaotic urban sprawl dubbed "Metro City".


Basically, this will be a bunch of crazy 80s movies, anime, urban legends, and video games all wrapped up together in a ninja-star-shaped pierogi.



FAQ
How many people are you looking for?
In order to respect the Conservation of Ninjutsu, I will only be recruiting up to three other individuals, and each player will be allowed two (2) characters, at least for the time being.
Only those who prove themselves totally pumped to play sweet ninjas will be accepted. Ties will be decided in a duel to the death.

If you wind up interested, then post here telling me a little about the awesome ninja things you would do in the roleplay, and a little bit about what kind of badass ninja character you would create. Just a little bit though. Save the epic backstories for later.

Sense of humor, sense of awesome, will be much appreciated. Sometimes I like to get to know people before roleplaying with them, so don't be alarmed if I sneak into your inbox to interrogate you a bit.

"Click For Ninja Gifs to get you hype!"

What will this roleplay involve?
It will involve typical ninja activities epic adventures, traversing the globe, visiting other dimensions or eras, sneaking about, training montages, flipping out, showing off, and fighting/killing just about anything you can think of.

Can I play something that isn't a ninja?
Being a ninja is mandatory, however, you may play a ninja who has dual-classed as something else, like unicorn or lumberjack.

Will there be sex?
Of course! The carnal appetites and prowess of ninjas are well-documented, and there will be plenty opportunity for ninja orgies, secret ninjas trysts, and ninja romantic walks on the beach (that lead to romantic ninja sex on the beach).

Can I do awesome ninja sex tricks like turning my pubic hairs into acidic needles that I can shoot at enemies?
I'm going to pretend you didn't ask that.

Faceclaims?
Ninjas have spanned the arts, so anything is acceptable. Photos, anime, comic books, sculptures... it's all good!

Content Guidelines?
BDSM - Since ninjas more or less invented things like tying people up, dominating enemies, and getting psyched by pain, standard BDSM practices are acceptable for them.
Rape/Noncon/Dubcon - It is a little known fact that ninjas are sort of the opposite of vampire. They can enter your house without being invited, but they can’t make any sexual advances without express permission.
Furries/Monsters - While in recent times it has become accepted that some human ninjas may find themselves attracted to nonhuman ninjas, many clans prefer to maintain a strict membership of humanoid ninjas who like other humanoid ninjas. Our clan is one of them.
Vore/Scat/Guro/Whatever - A true ninja recognizes that eating, excreting, sexing, and killing are all separate bodily functions, and thus does not seek to mingle them.

To sum up: This will be in Bondage/Human.




That's all for now. I must be off!

[pdragon]

Not for sissies you say?

[SaintSicaire]

This is absurd. It is silly, unnecessary, and definetly one of the most juvenile trainwrecks of a story-pitch I ever saw.

I love it :D Getting some Kung Fury-Vibes...

@pdragon: I think, the ninja in and of itself transcends traditional gender-roles by pure power of awesomeness.
Also, it is stated, that you can double-class as a lumberjack, and if you're a lumberjack (and you're okay)....I hope Monty Python-references are still cool...^^

[ff]

Oh. My. God.

This RP request/concept is hilarious. And yeah I am also getting Kung Fury vibes with the vikings etc.

[ff]

Might go with a char based on one of the viking chicks from Kung Fury



or a more traditional Sexy Ninja

[Mantis Shrimp Prime]

Not for sissies you say?

How they act in the bedroom is their business, as long as they say a hundred men on the battlefield, it's good.

This is absurd. It is silly, unnecessary, and definetly one of the most juvenile trainwrecks of a story-pitch I ever saw.

I love it :D Getting some Kung Fury-Vibes...

Excuse you this is very mature roleplay.

Oh. My. God.

This RP request/concept is hilarious. And yeah I am also getting Kung Fury vibes with the vikings etc.

Yes, if people saw this and thought "Kung Fury" it means I did things right.



Also. While I'd had the idea for awhile, I was re-inspired to put it up after watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG7c0E3X3aw

[SidheLady]

It made me sound more like Kung Pow to me...^_^

[Zenkai]

Meet Kiber Ninja.

A long time ago, in a wintry, snow-locked country where only ninjas could stand up to State-controlled robots.

An orphan boy, raised in a ninja orphanage founded by ninjas who escaped Japan and the cruelties of ninja clan war. The only warmth he had ever known... taken away, by soul-less ninja-robots from a corrupt rival school!

He trained mercilessly to avenge them, day and night, until a freak snowstorm blew him right in front of a ZIL limousine. Thus he met Doktor Kiberov, the State specialist in cyberaugmentation! Seeing the potential of the young man, the nefarious doktor kidnapped our hero, and subjected him to all kinds of horrible, inhuman tortures. But the attempts to turn him into a soul-less killer backfired when hearing a lullaby his adoptive mother used to sing to him allowed the boy to break through the evil hypnosis!

So he used his newfound Kibernetics with the ancient Ninjutsu his adoptive parents taught him to bestow justice!


After a short series of bloody massacres, and several hundreds explosions both mundane and magical, he left the snowy country for some R&R. Florida seems to be the perfect spot, where he assumed the guise of a simple construction worker. Ivan Ivanovich, at your service.

Little does he know... his real parents are alive, and have an interest in him!

[Hobbes1266]

This seems a little too extreme for my skill level, but is it okay for nonninjas to stare at the super cool ninja action through the gloryhole in the fourth wall?

[ff]

Haha cool sheet, is that Dolph Lundgren with a katana? Awesome

"gloryhole in the fourth wall"  ;D that is an amazing phrase I will look for chances to use

[Hobbes1266]

Haha cool sheet, is that Dolph Lundgren with a katana? Awesome

"gloryhole in the fourth wall"  ;D that is an amazing phrase I will look for chances to use

I stole it from a porn comic  ;D

[Zenkai]

I am disappoint that no one else took up the ninja challenge.

yes, that's dolph lundgren. Pictures from his younger days are endlessly cringeworhy and thus perfect for this game.

[Mantis Shrimp Prime]

Right then.

ff and Zenkai, you are definitely in.
OOC Thread here: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=298884.0



For anybody else that was interested, well...


"Make it fast."

[ff]

Sweet, will plop a char sheet in the thread soon

[Kathyan]

Ninjas? I love ninjas!, haven't seen Kung Fury but wince it was mentioned I will, kung pow I have and that American ninja gif on the opening post felt so nostalgic. :P


I'm thinking having an alien girl with a vigilante style that uses her ninjutsu to fight creatures in others worlds


...but who after following some hostile aliens to earth she lost track of them so she decided to stay. She'd have several kind of cool alien abilities and gadgets she'd have liquid rope, retractable weapons, teleporting shurikens, the ability to partially ignore gravity to perform impossible jumps, walk through and stick to walls and ceilings but not knowing the culture of the earth she would look for companions to teach her how to socialize and go unnoticed. Teaching her how to properly dress and not go around half naked ninja style would be fine too but probably just optional. :P

[ff]

Meet Sonja Roze

This 'Army brat' grew up in Okinawa Japan, daughter to American military personnel stationed at the base. Her father, Jack Roze, was an Army sniper, talented at what he did, quickly promoted on several occasions but then just as quickly demoted again due to issues with bureaucracy, problems going by the book, and a certain matter with a general's daughter.

Her mother Ruby was - ostensibly - a local bikini bar dancer (needless to say, the GIs at the Okinawa base generate a market for that sort of thing), but in truth an undercover NCIS operative investigating gun running between corrupt military officers and local Yakuza gangsters. Things heated up in more ways than one Sonya's father had an affair with a 'local' Japanese girl who had her own double life...as a Yakuza informer and enforcer. Sonya's mother and the Yakuza woman ended up dueling to the death, dying on each other's katana blades. Jack was left a disgraced single father with only his young daughter Sonya...and a helluva lot of guilt.

He channeled that guilt into training Sonya's mind and body from a young age, until she was better at marksmanship, martial arts, and wilderness survival than most of her friends were at taking the perfect selfie with the perfect makeup. She went to college - sort of - studying at a remote girls' college in mainland Japan her mother had known about, which was a front for a kunoichi training school, at which Sonya was one of the most Westeners to learn their particular flavor of ancient ninjitsu traditions (also Sonya can now brew a really mean cup of traditional green tea, and usually get away with disguising herself as a geisha or hostess or the like). Sonya then sort-of followed her father's footsteps, finding work with various 'private army' defense contractor / mercenary groups. She hasn't forgotten her mother's fate, and is still itching to find the yakuza bosses who put her father's mistress up to it, and make them pay with their lives...slowly.