Sage Advice....?

Started by Captain Maltese, January 25, 2009, 11:00:10 AM

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Captain Maltese

Short advice only please, only one per post, and please....don't make quotes, come with your OWN versions and preferably from personal experience ;D
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Never eat creamy cake while having a bad hangover.




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Greenthorn

Always remember to put your "toys" away when you're done...or when you leave the room.  If not, someone (a kid) or something (a dog) -will- come running down the steps with it.
 

Captain Maltese

Never drink orange juice shortly after you have brushed your teeth.

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Lilias

Never even think, 'It's just five minutes, what could possibly happen?'
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

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Aeval

Don't ever leave a project, letter, paper, task for the day it is due thinking "Oh I have PLENTY of time to get it done"! Something ALWAYS happens that day robbing you of the time you THOUGHT you had!

“Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.”
― Neil Gaiman

Captain Maltese

Don't get online friends; you will never be able to share a real hug with them. Ever.

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Greenthorn

Make plenty of online friends...you'll never know when they can do something for you that your RL friends can't...like help you get through a really bad time in your RL!

;)
 

Captain Maltese

Go for the crazy girls; they are as unpredictable and as much trouble as the rest - but they are it with a SMILE.

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Paradox

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Quote from: Captain Calico on January 26, 2009, 09:58:19 AM
Go for the crazy girls; they are as unpredictable and as much trouble as the rest - but they are it with a SMILE.

Try to avoid the crazy girls when you're ready to settle down and start a stable life. I used to live a life full of drugs and partying and all sorts of crazy shit; when I left all that behind, having a down-to-earth girlfriend who didn't drink much or go wild really helped keep me on the right path as well.


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

Desan

Don't go out and eat toquitos at 7 eleven when you have a chronic illness in your stomach >.>
And I don’t really give a f-ck, and my excuse is that I’m young.


Lilias

When something breaks down, brace yourself for a whole slew of breakdowns to follow. Anyone's guess how many or for how long.
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
~Wendell Berry

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Captain Maltese

Love hurts, relationships end, faith gets abused, hope dwindles, trust breaks, everything falls apart, the center cannot hold; the best thing about life is that it ends. 

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WyldRanger

Love hurts and relationships end, but after awhile you begin to realize that there's more out there!  :D

Inkidu

The drunk girl at the party is only fun when you're the one not having your shirt and shoes ruined...
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Captain Maltese

If four pissed off guards had to cooperate to get you out of the 7-11 at 2am, DO NOT bother with trying to talk your way back in.

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Inkidu

Real love never truly dies; it has to be killed.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Dawg

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Dear Elliquines ~

The ideas, concepts and possibilities are limitless
and show that within our mind lies the power of Wu wei
and by harnessing that power and aligning it,
one can achieve "wei wu wei" - action without action and limitless power.

-: Dawg  :-


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slavemarkira

This is a general corrollary developed from watching LOTS of daytime TV- In GENERAL, IN RELATIONSHIPS - Men are pigs, and women are stupid.  Except when it's reversed.
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dready

it's best to guess when you don't know the answer to a question, because you can only be wrong in the guess when the guess wasn't correct. ^^

Captain Maltese

No matter how drunk or tired you are when completing your business in the bathroom, and no matter how alike the sprayboxes are....don't mistake the shaving foam box for the air freshener.

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Greenthorn

Don't underestimate anyone or anything.
 

WyldRanger

#22
-Don't rush to judgment, nor allow hate or impatience to rule your actions.

-Next time, take a deep breath relax for a while before coming back to resolve things.

dready

If you have a pen and paper, write with errors.

Inkidu

If you have a pencil and paper you'd better damned well use the eraser. :D
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.