Ruin the Wish

[Blaed]

Alright, this game is a little fun, so I thought I would post it here for more people to enjoy. This is how you play:

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars.
Reply: "You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank."

So my wish is to fine someone that likes my eyes for just what they are.

[Sybl]

"A gorgeous lady on the street likes your eyes for just what they are, sadly she walks towards you and is run over by a bus."

I wish I could buy a mansion and live with my love happily ever after.

[DeadCell]

You get your wish, but unfortunately the mansion was built over an indian burial ground and in the end you both go crazy and kill each other in fits of rage.

I wish a new bass guitar.

[Sybl]

You get a new bass guitar, however, no matter what you do, the sound is terrible, and you end up with nothing.

I wish for a sane life.

[Aria Darkenwing]

You get a sane life in a virtual life.

I wish my headache would go away.

[Sybl]

Your headache goes away, then a virtual piano falls on you.

I wish today was Thursday.

[DeadCell]

DUN DUN DUN, ITS MONDAY

I wish it wasnt so humid. :(

[Aria Darkenwing]

You get transported to Siberia.

I wish to be home.

[DeadCell]

SIBERIA! Nice o.o

You get home but your family and friends are all Zombies!

[Aria Darkenwing]

(you're supposed to grant the wish , but make a nasty twist)

try again.

[Sybl]

(you're supposed to grant the wish , but make a nasty twist)

try again.

He did, he just forgot to make a wish.

SIBERIA! Nice o.o

You get home but your family and friends are all Zombies!

[Blaed]

New wish to get the game going again!

I wish that I understand women unlike any other man before!

[mannik]

You gain the ability to read women's mind...but cant control it. Every woman you pass on the street, sit next to on the bus, even passing by your office building assails your mind with incesent chatter that quickly drives you insane and ends in a fatal dive out of a top floor window to make the voices stop.

I wish I wasn't so damned tired all the time.

[Sybl]

For a change you waken feeling so energetic you go to the bank to withdraw money for a vacation and robbers shoot you.

I wish I could create a fractal that was so beautiful it would become famous.

[MiaFire]

Wish granted but the artist credit, fame and fortunes are given to the person you like least as the "artist".

I wish that I could get the funds I need for building my dream house.

[Sybl]

An unexpected amount of cash is delivered to you free and clear, you build your dream house, the day you are moving in a meteor hits it.


I wish I was 6 foot tall.

[Blaed]

Wish granted, but everyone else grows in height to match the same amount you did.

I wish that my hair could have something done to it with out it freaking out.

[Sybl]

Wish granted, but then it falls out leaving you bald.

I wish I was 20 years younger.

[Blaed]

You are now 20 years younger, but your retain none of your memories from then to now, leaving you lost and confused as to where you are and how you go there.

I wish I had my own house.

[Aria Darkenwing]

He did, he just forgot to make a wish.

He edited his post, and thus granted my wish.  :-)

You turn into a bird and got your bird house.

I wish for world peace.  ;D

[mannik]

Granted....every human on the face of the planet falls dead of a mysterious illness putting a stop to all war, greed, needless violence and prejudice.

I wish I could fly!

[Sybl]

Granted. You can fly but have lost use of your vision and crash into a huge building breaking your wing.

I wish I had my dream car.

[mannik]

Granted, you wake up to find your dream car replacing your old one....problem is its only a hot wheels toy, not the real thing.

I wish for a better job!

[Sybl]

Granted, you are hired and given multi-million dollar salary, on pay day you are paid in monopoly money.

I wish I was a great author.

[mannik]

Granted, you are a great writer and everything you write is mind blowing...literally, every time someone reads your work their head explodes.

I wish my farts smelled like cinnamon buns!

[Sybl]

 XD Your farts do smell like cinnamon buns, so good in fact, that every time you fart the neighborhood dogs chase you down and bite your butt.  XD

I wish I had a video camera to record mannik being eaten alive. ;)

[MiaFire]

You get the best video camera on the market but it's a defective one.

I wish for a relaxing day at the beach.

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. You fall asleep on the beach and get sunburned.

I wish for somebody nice to sweep me off my feet.

[mannik]

The man of your dreams comes in and sweeps you off your feet, unfortunately you land on your head and fracture your skull, the trauma causing memory loss and you spend the rest of your life unable to remember your friends, your family, and even yourself.

I wish I could remember where I left my damned keys!

[Sybl]

You remember where you left your damned keys, sorry about that, I didn't know they were yours, I threw them in the garbage disposal this morning.

I wish I had a house.

[Aria Darkenwing]

Granted. You got a house on a sandy island in the middle of the Pacific.

I wish for ice cream.

[Sybl]

You get a giant truck load of ice cream delivered to your house, unfortunately you are not home and it melted and the ants are having a swim party.

I wish my head would quit pounding.

[mannik]

Your head quits pounding...but only because your heart has stopped.

I wish I knew everything there is to know about everything!

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. You become a know it all, and no body likes you.

I wish I had this

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but then it explodes before you can drive it.

I wish I had a bakery.

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. But no one will work for you.

I wish I had a mustang. (horse not car)

[Jonny Boy]

Wish granted.  After a number of great years with your mustang stallion he meets a young filly and trots off into the sunset.

I wish I could hear what people are thinking but only the good thoughts....

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. You are abducted by aliens and cannot understand the language.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours straight.

[Reagan]

Wish granted but now, you can only sleep for eight hours straight, no more more and no less.  No more catnaps for you!

[Sybl]

Wish granted but now, you can only sleep for eight hours straight, no more more and no less.  No more catnaps for you!

you forgot to make a wish..   >:)

I'll make one for you:
[Regan wishes for approval soon]

[Sybl]

Reagan gets approved and the internet fails. :P

I wish everyone would post here.

[figliaperduta]

Everyone posts here, but it's all about Justin Bieber.

I wish to have no more Very Weird Weather.

fig

[Sybl]

Wish granted, however, you fall through a hole in the earths crust and it closes up, leaving you below the surface for years.

I wish I could play a video game.

[Reagan]

A deed arrives in the post telling you a distant relative has died and left you his house.  You move in and discover that he's yet to vacate it, haunting the place every night. 

you forgot to make a wish..   >:)

I'll make one for you:
[Regan wishes for approval soon]

Oops  :-[

[Reagan]

Ok, that time I responded to the wrong wish and still failed to wish something myself.  Good grief.

Sybl gets her video game on eBay but winds up having to play it through in Suomi.

I wish for a few more IQ points.

[figliaperduta]

You're now the world's brightest person, but people won't leave you alone to figure out how you got so much smarter overnight!

I wish I wasn't sick.

fig

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. You are well, and everyone gets a contagious virus and you have to stay home, alone.

I wish I owned a car.

[figliaperduta]

Wish granted--enjoy your Yugo, while it lasts.

I wish my room were cleaner.

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. You floor gets a nice wax and your feet get stuck, ruining your shoes and your floor.

I wish I had a warmer coat.

[Traveller]

Wish Granted Sybl. You are now covered in fur, that sheds horribly in summer, clogging the shower drain something fierce.

I wish I had a nicer car.

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. Before you buy insurance, someone steals it and it careens over a cliff.

I wish for a night out on the town.

[madbadpenguin]

You have a few too many drinks, you loose your friends and find yourself tied up on the floor of a guys van!

I wish I could release this tension

[Sybl]

Wish granted. You go for a walk a bus runs off the road, hits you, you find yourself in traction for 9 months.

I wish I could go sailing tomorrow.

[Belle33]

Granted, but the boat sinks and you end up having to be rescued by the Coast Guard.  But hey - it was an adventure, right?

I wish I could invent a new flavor of ice cream.

[madbadpenguin]

You do but its rotten egg..

I wish for a night out with my old friends

[Sybl]

Wish granted, you meet your friends and they ask, " Who are you?"

I wish I had a new crystal penguin to add to my collection. ;)

[madbadpenguin]

I am sorry to announce that I'm not all crystal but the parts do let me see into the future. You can polish them if you wish.

I wish I could stay this up-beat for a while

[Sybl]

 

I am sorry to announce that I'm not all crystal but the parts do let me see into the future. You can polish them if you wish.

I wish I could stay this up-beat for a while

:o Really, now.


Wish granted, a while ends and so do you.. ;)

I wish it was time to sleep.

[madbadpenguin]

Oh it is, just a shame it not going to be time to wake up for so very long.

I wish it was time to take you to bed!

[Sybl]

Wish Granted! I fall asleep, and you can't wake me.  :o

I wish to sleep on a bed of carpet moss in the forest, like I did in my youth.

[madbadpenguin]

Granted. However as you are no longer in your youth, your back locks and you cant move. You slowly starve to death and are eaten by animals of the woods. Who would have thought rabbits and squirrels eat meat!

I wish I could travel wherever I wanted in a flash.

[Kazuume]

Granted but every time you do you light on fire from the friction.

I wish I had a bigger bed.

[Sybl]

Ninja'd:

Evil bad penguin. :P

Wish granted you travel in a flash and fry. (crispy penguin wings, yum)

to Kazuume: Wish granted your bed is a bed of nails. Sleep well. :P

I wish I had angel wings.

[madbadpenguin]

Of course you can have them, you deserve them for putting up with us after all. However after you grow them you have a unexplainable calling to street lamps like a moth.

I wish to know why you like bad penguins?

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. I whisper why I like them so much, and you can't hear a word I said.  ;) *flies to a lamp post*

I wish I had enough knowledge.

[madbadpenguin]

You do, shame its not enough to work a can opener.

I wish I could remain calmer

[Sybl]

 XD How did you know? :P

Wish Granted, you remain calm, so calm you forget to do the one thing that gets you what you want most.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

[madbadpenguin]

Wish granted, you can no longer stop yourself showing off your body to whoever you speak to.

I wish I could send PMs

[Sybl]

Wish granted. You can send PMs now, but the e-mailer is broken, so you have to wait 10 times longer.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

[madbadpenguin]

You forget you had put it in the bath for a longer swim, as you climb in for a shower it eats one of your toes.

I wish i could see a woman squirming to my words again

[Sybl]

Wish granted, but then you see that she is squirming because a turtle ate her toe.  ;D

I wish a certain penguin would get approved soon. :P

[madbadpenguin]

He does and won't stop bothering you.

I wish i would get approved soon

[Sybl]

Wish might be granted. However it took me 7 days of checking back. :P I was a newbie and a half. :P

(word to the wise, it is not a good thing to speak of that often, it messes with the minds of the admins)

I wish I lived nearer to the ocean.

[madbadpenguin]

Global warming claims your house!

I wish summer wasn't leaving us.

[Sybl]

Wish granted, but the heat dries up all the rivers and lakes, the world can't get rid of the stench quick enough.

I wish I had a dollar for all my good dreams.

[madbadpenguin]

You have to earn that dollar dancing for a perverted penguin O8)

I could do with a new car

[Sybl]

Wish granted, a certain lady comes along and eggs it provoking said penguin to be a madderbadderpenguin. ;D

I wish I could see the look on your face when I egg your new car.  >:)

[madbadpenguin]

It may well be the last thing you ever see.

I could do with a big release

[Sybl]

It may well be the last thing you ever see.    ;D

I could do with a big release

Congratulations on your approval madbadpenguin

I wish I had enough time.