Apply for a job

[Boatman]

I don't know if this will work, but here goes:

What to do
1. Rate the previous applicant
2. Note the job or role you are applying for and your key qualification


My starter silly example:

0 - they didn't write anything
Plumber:  I love plums

[Boatman]

0: Plumbing is not about plumbs

Ruler of the world: You have to be mad to apply. And I'm in training.

[Blythe]

2: Being mad helps, but it also makes you more likely to appoint a horse as a senator.

Reality TV show star: Like many reality TV stars, I, too, live in reality and watch television. ^^;

[Boatman]

3; Sorry, talent is not required for this job.

Porn Star: I have a big personality.

[MonroeCat]

4: Meh, you gotta be big somewhere else doll...

Couch Ornament; I'm a cat. Its already my day job.

[Blythe]

But unfortunately, cats are not allowed on the furniture.


A mechanic--I'm good with my hands!

[MonroeCat]

Unfortunately there are better uses for hands.

Earthquake: I rock your world.

[abandoneddolly]

1 my world isn't to rocked
doll - I'm extra cuddly

[Belle33]

5  - you're hired!

Bodyguard - I'm practically stalking you anyway, and I'm pretty good at hand to hand combat.