News:

"Forbidden Fruit [L-H]"
Congratulations Mellific & Swashbuckler for completing your RP!

Main Menu

Perverted Wishes

Started by Ellyssa, September 15, 2006, 11:50:39 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Lirliel

Granted, you are a genius but the rest of the world cannot understand your ideas.

I wish that I had enough money in my bank account to do anything with.
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Zaer Darkwail

Wish granted, but you very quickly become bored/jaded for any pleasures money can buy an you take them as norm standards.

I wish I have enough money in my bank account to pay off all paren't debts, bill and taxes and all future bills and taxes so they would not need leech money from my student support cash which is nothing impressive write about :P.

SummerWhispers

Granted but you now have to go to school for three times as long.

I wish it was summer time all year long.

Lirliel

Wish granted, but in time crops start to wither and die as the heat builds to unbearable levels.

I wish for all religion to begone.
"Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

Adammair

Granted, but now all the governments of the world step in to fill the void, and they take total control of our lives. Big Brother is now truly watching...

I wish there was no reason for the government to track everyone.

Galanthor

Granted, your President is a pervert now

I wish i wouldn't be so bored

ABagOVicodin

Granted, but now everyone else is bored.

I wish I knew who Bourbon was!

Undeniable Sin

Granted, but now you can't remember who anyone else is.

I wish I could turn my bones to putty to stretch out the kinks
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

Veluux

Granted, but when you get aroused the heat from your body makes the putty go too soft and you become nothing but an unsatisfied pool of liquid.

I wish that zombie apocalypses weren't the new fad.


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Undeniable Sin

Granted but now everywhere you turn people have fangs in their mouth and are covered in glitter dust!

I wish I had a plate of vegetarian pizza in front of me
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

BrokenShards

Granted, but it's gone moldy.

I wish I had a plate of cookies and some warm milk for the night. 
Ready to write when someone requires.

Undeniable Sin

Granted you have a big glass of rotten milk and cookies that the measurements for sugar and salt had been mixed up. Enjoy.

I wish I could find my perfect lover
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

Veluux

Granted. But now Santa thinks you've been left for him as a mistress (nothing says Santa can't be naughty! Hahaha)

I wish I could see the look on your face if that really happened!


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Veluux

(Ooops, didn't get that one out in time. I'll post again.)

@Undeniable Sin

Granted. But you've only found a stone statue, carved in the likeness of him by all of those who knew his worthy heart.

I wish I could type faster and not mess up threads!


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

BrokenShards

Would I have to wear a sexy red outfit? :P

Granted, but now you answer questions before they are asked.

I wish I could be rich.
Ready to write when someone requires.

Undeniable Sin

Granted, but the only way to make it happen is illegal. You get rich, only to lose it when thrown in jail.

I wish I could be Santa's present!
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

BrokenShards

Granted, but for 364 days of the year you are ignored.

I wish I had Bernards watch. *if you dont know what that is, it stops time*
Ready to write when someone requires.

Undeniable Sin

Granted, but once it stops, the watch breaks and time remains forever frozen

I wish I could meet the cast of Castle
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

Veluux

Granted, but they are zombies and they eat you alive.

I wish I had one million dollars.


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Undeniable Sin

Granted, but it will all go to cover the lawsuit for having me eaten

I wish shots didn't hurt
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

Veluux

Granted. They feel wonderful... so wonderful that you start injecting yourself with all kinds of different vaccines and medications that you send your heart into cardiac arrest.

I wish I had a money tree that nobody knew about except me, and it could never grow old or wilt or harm me in any way!


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Undeniable Sin

Granted. It gave you $10 when you first found it. Now it refuses to grow and you go insane trying to make it blossom.

I wish everyone who wanted sex could have it with no strings attached
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

Adammair

Happily and eagerly granted, but alas, it must be perverted. Everyone who wants sex can have it with no strings attached, but the population explodes and there's no room for any other species of plant or animal, and eventually not even room for people, and we all die of overcrowding.

I wish sex always produced offspring that were free of, and immune to, the diseases that their parents had. In other words, I wish there were no hereditary diseases or disorders.

Undeniable Sin

Granted, and for being so thoughtful toward others, you are also granted no perversion or consequences.

I wish I knew what happened to the Lindbergh Baby.
   My O/O's       Roleplay Ideas

Veluux

Granted. The answer is presented to you in a dream that repeats every night for the rest of your life.

I wish Undeniable Sin would dream about me - where I don't get hurt, killed, rejected, or ignored.


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...