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Offline RequiemOfEcstasy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10950 on: December 29, 2017, 09:38:37 AM »
WHAT!? YOU DON'T LIKE CUPCAKES!? WE MET OVER A CUPCAKE AND YOU TOLD ME ABOUT BUNNY SPARKLE! Well, consider this relationship over you muffin eatting whore! You take you and your scone loving keister to France where it belongs!

Offline Shekinah

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10951 on: December 29, 2017, 09:56:38 AM »
You are a bit to aggressive to me, time for you to go.

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10952 on: December 29, 2017, 01:14:52 PM »
I'm sorry for your loss but I'm just not into furries.

Offline RequiemOfEcstasy

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10953 on: December 29, 2017, 03:50:08 PM »
I'm not into furries myself and have been lying to you to get to your money. I'm really not into men and now I'm taking half of everything.

Offline Kazyth

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10954 on: December 29, 2017, 03:51:28 PM »
I'm not saying you're a golddigger, but...

Wait, yes.  Yes I am saying exactly that.  So goodbye, before you take all of my money!

Offline TheHighwayHitman

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10955 on: December 30, 2017, 12:48:20 PM »
I'm not into men either. But to be perfectly honest, after you gave up half of everything to an unknown, you just can't afford me.

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10956 on: December 31, 2017, 01:44:50 AM »
I think you misunderstood me when I said I liked men with "big guns".   :-\

Violence isn't my thing, sorry... adios!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10957 on: December 31, 2017, 05:53:28 AM »
Anesa!!!

There you are!

But I'm sorry, even though I missed you, I have to break up with you now for leaving me in the first place.

I won't let you break my heart twice!

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10958 on: December 31, 2017, 03:17:08 PM »
My Darling Bunny,

Even after the Sooners demolished the Texas Longhorns in the Red River Rilvary this year  (okay, so it wasn't a clear runaway, beating them only by 5 points, but... a win is a WIN!  hehe  :P ) you STILL insisted we keep all the decor in the hideous burnt orange color.   ::)

Texas Orange no more!  I will always bleed Crimson and Cream.

I'm gone, sweetheart.

I'm going to miss you.   :'(

BOOMER!!!

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10959 on: December 31, 2017, 11:49:11 PM »
Dearest Anesa,

I never had the heart to tell you this, but I'm not holding back any more.

I don't know who the Sooners are.

I don't really watch the football.

I kinda like to meditate instead of all that violence.

*sighs* I only watched that stuff with you so I could eat all the delicious pregame feasts you made.

No hard feelings!

Offline Swashbuckler

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10960 on: January 01, 2018, 08:20:08 AM »
Dearest Bunny,

Alas, it's 2018 and I need to cut back on the cupcakes.  Unfortunately, I'm getting too much of one of your treats, and not the other.  I mean, I enjoy our times, but the constant smothering in frosting is just too much!  You are too sweet for me...

Fare the well!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10961 on: January 01, 2018, 09:04:11 AM »
Dearest Swash,

I admit that the dual wielding sword thing was pretty hot at first. Hot enough that it started a fire. A fire which you've never been able to put out. No, I'm not speaking about the inferno of our passion for one another, but the fire that is currently searing your arm! I can no longer touch you without getting burned!

I've asked you to go to the hospital, but you ignore my requests. I've tried to smother you with a fire blanket, and hose you down with a fire extinguisher, but to no avail. Something is seriously wrong here, and I'm not willing to stick around and find out what it is. I've already been burned too many times!

Warm (not burning) regards,

Mel

Offline Kazyth

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10962 on: January 01, 2018, 04:17:15 PM »
Mel... beautiful Mel,

I get what you are going for with the Christmas lights, I really do.  But you wear them everywhere.  EVERYWHERE.

How many times have I had to rush to unplug them when you went to shower?  How often do I have to lug around a portable battery just so you can keep the lights on when we go out to eat, or shopping, or anything really?  We can't even go to the movies anymore because you won't turn them off, so people complain, and then we get kicked out.

You are a bright and shining star, you glow... but I need some sleep, and some time away from the light.

All the best,

Kaz

Offline Anesa

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10963 on: January 01, 2018, 05:28:04 PM »
Is that a mawashi you're wearing?   :o

So, I guess now you want to be a sumo wrestler?

Last week, you told me you wanted to be a MILF commander, the week before that, a free-lance sperm donor!   ::)

I can't take this anymore.

Goodbye, Kaz.

Good luck in your endeavor to find your place in this world.   I just can't be a part of it.

Anesa


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10964 on: January 01, 2018, 07:13:07 PM »
Ok, so here's the thing.

I get the cowgirl theme.  I get the hat, the jeans, the boots.  I have no problems with that, I really don't.  I get that you always want to be on top, and I even had some fun with the roping and such.

But hiding all of my towels so I'll put on wranglers and a button-down?  Ambushing me with cowboy hats?  Trying to brand my ass to mark your territory?

Sorry darlin', I may have grown up surrounded by cornfields, but that's never been my life.

I hope you find your cowboy, or cowgirl, or both!

Kaz

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10965 on: January 22, 2018, 09:09:50 PM »
So.

There I was at the grocery store. In the egg aisle of course (I won't say why, cause its a secret).

And guess who I ran into? Anesa. Yeah, remember her?

Well, she certainly remembered you Kazyth. And your little towel. She even remembered the little KAZ embroidered monogram I had sewed into it the other day with sparkly embroidery floss.

Yeah. You're busted Mister. Keep the towel, I'm changing the locks!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10966 on: January 22, 2018, 09:12:51 PM »
BBS

The bunny ears were cute at first. Hell, I didn't even mind the dressing up thing you did for Easter.

But seriously, that was months ago already. I think it's time to return the suit, ditch the ears, and take the toys out of the basket.

Sincerely (formerly) yours

KR

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10967 on: January 22, 2018, 09:16:27 PM »
Take them back? *eyes tear up* Ditch the ears?

Why must you always crush my dreams Kiric Rand? Why must you be so cruel ALL THE TIME?

I've done nothing but try to make you happy! Haven't I bounced and hopped at your every whim and wish?

Nothing I do is good enough!

I'm hopping on down that rabbit trail! Good bye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10968 on: January 22, 2018, 10:29:42 PM »
But but but.... *watches the bunny hop away*.... my Blue Bunneh beauty.... I could make you so hoppy....

*cries and walks away* Enough. I'm done!

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10969 on: January 28, 2018, 07:22:23 PM »
Sorry Storm.. your emotional outbursts are just too much!
I need someone a little more upbeat. 
Later babe..

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10970 on: January 28, 2018, 07:27:55 PM »
Merry, darlin'.  You're a ton of fun and I'm really into you.

But your Patriots fandom is just getting to be too much.  I enjoy some fun kinks and all, but making me wear the Tom Brady mask and jersey every night got stale quicklike.

I'm going to find someone who doesn't want me to be anyone but me.

... also Tom Brady is married.

Bye.

Offline Merry Gentry

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10971 on: January 28, 2018, 07:33:28 PM »
Dearest Kazyth,
   I really loved spending time with you.. but frankly always showing up for every party, dinner event or even the movies in only a skimpy towel is really starting to get to me.  The few times your towel slipped off in front of my MOM..I don't think were accidental! I'll never hear the end of it on that one.    I need someone that want's to actually wear clothing now and again.  Here's a gift card to Macey's, I beg you, use it and buy something with pants!
I'm out.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10972 on: January 28, 2018, 08:22:50 PM »
You wanted clothes? I wear clothes! All the time in fact. See? I've got a little swimsuit on right now. And sometimes I wear sparkles too.

What'da mean its not good enough? You want me to be a freakin' mummy wrapped up like a Christmas package?

You never gave me a card to Macy's. Why's Kazyth get one of those, huh?

Forget it. I'm going to live at the nudie beach.

Offline William Blake

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10973 on: January 29, 2018, 10:27:43 AM »
Dearest bunny,

I am not who you thought I was when we met. It really is that simple - despite what you might have assumed, I am not adept at poetry, and I feel like our time together is based on a terrible lie. I can't stomach it any more. But I wish you well, all the same.

Regards,
(Not necessarily) William Blake

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10974 on: January 29, 2018, 12:11:17 PM »
I was content living in a fantasy world of my own making, surrounded by poetry and darkness.

But it was never enough... you needed Twinkies and ho-ho's!

I am flitting off with a beatnick! Goodbye Tiger burning bright!