CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

[HockeyGod]

Granted but your mind explodes from finding out.

I wish french fries had no calories.

[Immortal Cherubin]

Granted but then you became allergic to them.

I wish i knew how to play the drums.

[Paladin]

Granted. Unfortunatly you lose an arm.

I wish I could find true happines

[Keaira]

Granted but with it you find pure evil.

I wish I had my laptop and didn't need to use my Sidekick to get on Elliquiy.

[TheMadHatter]

Granted but your internet is down.

I wish I could fly. (No really, I do!)

[BigNRich]

Granted, but it's unreliable and can "turn off" when you least expect it--including when you're 20,000+ feet above the ground.

I wish I could go on a date with Jennifer Aniston.  ;D

[TheMadHatter]

Granted but you find that she is really boring

I wish my cat wasn't so annoying.

[Pellafin]

Granted, your cat is now dead.

I wish I could go home.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Ah... Ok... Home you go, but there's a baby play date going on and they are all cranky.

I wish I could fall asleep when I go to bed.

[Kenshin]

Wish Granted, however you will have nightmares about evil kitties eating your hair!! Mwahaha

I wish I had some booze..

[Beguile's Mistress]

You have all the booze you want.

But now you will have nightmares of evil kitties eating your hair.

[Paladin]

 wish I had Begiles Mistress for one week. ;)

[Tachi]

Granted, but you only get a life-sized cardboard cutout.

I wish I didn't have to be in this philosophy class...

[Paladin]

Granted, but you only get a life-sized cardboard cutout.

I wish I didn't have to be in this philosophy class...

Granted, but you are placed in remedial Math... Forever.

I wish I had my college degree.

[Tachi]

No! But I'm done with math forever! lol

Granted, but it's worthless and you're unable to get a job.

I wish my fiancee's mom would get that money she's expecting...

[Paladin]

No! But I'm done with math forever! lol

Granted, but it's worthless and you're unable to get a job.

I wish my fiancee's mom would get that money she's expecting...

Granted but its all in Monopoly Money.

I wish this damn printer would work right.

[Immortal Cherubin]

Granted but your monitor breaks down.

I wish i would find true love.

[Paladin]

Granted but you find it with a pet.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me and mine again.

[Keaira]

Granted but in the end something bad always happens.

I wish I didn't have to work to make money.

[Immortal Cherubin]

Granted but you,become a lazy good for nothing person.

I wish that i could buy a puppy.

[Kalyx]

Granted, but your only choices are mutant canines bred by a mad scientist.

I wish that I could get my older car fixed.

[Aiden]

Granted, but you lost the keys and can not install a new ignition system without breaking the car again.

I wish my pool table was still intact.

[Beguile's Mistress]

The table is still intact but you've lost your balls but turned upside down and there's no one to help you.

I wish the guys I used to shoot pool with were still around.

[Paladin]

GRanted... But their all zombies.

I wish I had made it all the way througgh basic training without getting medically discharged.

[EpitomyofShyness]

Granted but right as you finish training a meteorite falls to earth and hits your legs, so you are medically discharged right after finishing training.

I wish I could stop time so that I could have all the time in the world to get whatever I wanted done.