Would you like me if I.....

Started by forbiddenfruit, July 22, 2011, 01:10:41 PM

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Autumn52

ok sure

if I gave you some x ray goggles to help you along?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mordred

I've always wanted a pair of them. Real ones.. not those lame ones from a snipped ad from a comic book. The real thing! Or.. glasses that have the eyes that fall from springs. They'd be cool also. I'm easy.

.. if I followed you around all day with my new fabric-shedding goggles.. just to see what lovely positions you get yourself into through the day's events? *sets goggles to proper settings to maximize effect*
*See Pillory*

SummerWhispers

No I think having a blue guy , with those glasses following me around would be a bit distracting on several levels.



Got paint thinner and removed all the paint from your hands.

DeadCell

No. That paint is there for a reason that shall become clear in due time my dear.

Would you like me if I cleaned your home?

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What is the colour of night?

SummerWhispers

Oh yeah, and  I would even reward you with chocolate.


If I baked your favorite cookies,

Mordred

Mmm, yes. Can I have extra raisins in those wonderful creations? I love those chewy little delights.

.. if I got crumbs all over you, but promised to clear that lovely skin of every last one? Heh.. although.. might leave your skin even messier in the process. Just.. saying.
*See Pillory*

SummerWhispers

Not sure about that one, it would depend on what you used to clear my skin of crumbs.


If I shared a frozen daiquiri while laying in a porch swing in the balmy evening breeze.

Flaming

No, you know it freaks me out when you are around handling icy water...

If I had acne?

Kazuume

Yes, I'm not that shallow.  ;)

....was dressed as a mushroom and sat in your front yard?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Mordred

Being a friend of the mushroom kingdom.. even once having spoken to their fearless yet confusing king.. I would welcome such a sight.

.. if I shrank myself to super-small form to come chill out under your shade and see what wild secrets I could fathom from your mushroom decked wisdom?
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

How could I not like you when you are so willing to slip into my freakish fantasy.

..I patted you on the head and with you being so small, wanted to keep you that way so I'd always be able to take you with me?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Mordred

Such a move would lure me to nuzzle your mushroomy softness, prompting me to stay in this form as long as the shadow allowed. I'd like you very much.

.. if I sprinkled a light vinaigrette on your toes.. not to bite.. but to softly gnaw upon.. being a delicious mushroom and all..?
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

As long as you didn't mind them wiggling and a good big of giggling and as always I'd like you because your mind slips along the dark trail of instability just like mine. XD

......howled at the moon while eating an apple?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

MrModular

I'll bring the apples.

...If I bring a selection of dates, almonds, and figs for our mutual delectation?

Breathless Intent

That would be very nice of you, so of course I would like you!

...if I only ate the almonds, despite all of the other nice things you brought?

Mordred

I'd likely give you a few sly sideways glances, wondering what your trip was.. but yeah, I'd still like you.

.. if I asked you to lay back, then arranged the leftover morsels along your arms and legs?
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

Yah I'd like you......but not the food on my skin.

....played hopscotch in your driveway?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Mordred

Yeah.. that'd be cute. I might try my best to distract you, however. Chanting out different numbers, asking you ridiculous questions, constantly telling you how fetching you were.. just my usual nonsense.

.. if I activated the sprinklers.. sending a fine blue mist upon all there is?
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

Yes I would like you and I'd drag you through them with me!


...constantly followed you around asking questions and chatting at you even if you didn't answer me?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Mordred

I'd probably really want to bite you (ok.. would anyway).. but yeah.. I am good at tuning out when needed. :P

.. if I guided you towards my jello pit and oops.. accidentally pushed you in.. then dove in after you?
*See Pillory*

Flaming

That could be fun, I just hope is not flammable stuff.

If I was to accidentally burn something of yours?

Captain Maltese

I would accidentally burn something of yours. At least if you was carrying matches and a can of gas.

Would you like me if I suggested a fencing match?

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Autumn52

Yes I would accept said match.

Ninja'd
if it was truly and accident then yes otherwise you better hide your most favorite thing.

Would you like me if I let you push me around?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Captain Maltese

Yeah, if you was schneaky and let me think I was that good.

Would you like me if I suggested a pillow fight instead?

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Autumn52

Yes I love pillow fights

would you like me if I scratched your back a little to hard.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish