Corrupt a wish

[saphireMARIE]

Granted, but your cuddle buddy has terrible BO and a vice like grip and now you can't escape!

I could live with this if I was in a comfortable grip :)

Granted, but it overflows from refilling too quickly and spills over everything!

I wish I didn't have a killer headache :(

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but you no also do not have a head, and thus no such ache.

I wish I could plug my brain into my computer instead of trying to transcribe my imagination.

[saphireMARIE]

Granted except you now have to wait and decrypt every code in the information so it takes twice as long :3

I wish this spot on my jaw would stop hurting :(

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted, the spot stops hurting but the pain keeps moving here and there and everywhere and you just can't catch it.

I wish my neighbor would take their dog in to keep it from barking.

[Gadifriald]

Granted, but then the dog takes your neighbors hostage and there is a standoff with the police involving bullhorns all night!

I wish someone would write some new books as good as all the old ones I've already read.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted but the series is stopped in the middle and never finished.

I wish I had enough money to get the house of my dreams.

[Mercurio123]

Granted but the house you buy ends up being swallowed up by a sinkhole and the fine print on your insurance means you lost all the money.

I wish my neighbours would stop having what sounds like an argument right next to my open window.

[Prototype]

Granted, but then they invite their friends and throw a party.. next to your window for the next 48 hours.

I wish I knew what to wish.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but the sudden clarity of enlightenment causes your brain to explode, ruining your favorite hat.

I wish summer would be over already, it's too hot.

[oceanspool]

Granted, the White Witch pays your country a visit and curses you with eternal winter.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

[Boatman]

Wish granted, you can stay in suspended animation for 80 years then wake feeling fresh as a daisy.

I wish a sexy girl would make love to me on my boat.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but she is actually a homicidal maniac, she attacks you and sinks your boat.

I wish I didn't have an inspection today.

[Boatman]

Granted, you don't have an inspection today. It was yesterday and you missed it.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but the information is more than your mind can process, it melts you brain which pours out of your ears and ruins your favorite shirt.

I wish it would rain.

[oceanspool]

Granted, it is now monsoon season.

I wish I was on holiday already!

[Mercurio123]

Granted, but you start at the last day of your holiday, back to work tomorrow.

I wish for world peace. (because hopefully you will feel bad for corrupting it :-p )

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, it is now monsoon season.

I wish I was on holiday already!

It really is! Well, its supposed to be anyway.  ;D
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Your wish for world peace is granted! Humans and everything we have made for ourselves no longer exists, the earth is now solely nature's domain, ruled over with her both cruel and loving hand.

I wish everyone I know here on E gets a million tax free dollars.  ;) (now you will feel bad for corrupting it)

[Boatman]

Granted, each E character known to Syk gets a million Zimbabwean dollars. Unfortunately this is a worthless currency.

I wish I could read other people's thoughts.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but the ability estranges you from your friends and family.

I wish that I could do a cart wheel.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but now that is the only way you can move from one place to another.


I wish I never had to eat.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but never again will you be able to taste or smell any food ever again.

I wish I had a box of Cheez-Its.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but the box is so far past the expiration that the chees-its are green.

[Dys Astyr]

I wish that Chicago had a wish for me to grant.  XD

[Boatman]

Granted, but he is too shy to tell you.

I wish I could play the piano.

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but piano playing is suddenly outlawed, yet the desire to play remains tortuously strong.

I wish I could sing, while we are on a musical note. Haha!