Perverted Wishes

[Michael Corvus]

Granted.

All of the paper money in the world is sent to your house, but then there is a terrible tornado that destroys your house and scatters all the money

I wish I was all powerful

[Lirliel]

Granted,

You are all powerful but can never use those powers because you would tear the fabric of reality apart.

I wish for a nice puppy.

[Michael Corvus]

Granted

You get a puppy that is really cute and really nice ... to everyone except you, who he hates with a passion.



I wish to be the wisest person who has ever lived.

[Lirliel]

Granted

But you get bothered by everyone for your wisdom, driving you insane.

I wish to be a Wizard.

[Michael Corvus]

Granted

You become a member of the Washington Wizards (a wizard) but you play so poorly that you are cut from the team.

I wish I was a movie director

[Lirliel]

Granted,

You are worse then Eli Roth, Ed Wood and Uwe Boll combined.

I wish for nothing.

[Michael Corvus]

Granted

The Nothing (from The Never Ending Story - it's a movie.. in case you didn't know) comes and destroys the world.

I wish for everything.

[Acinonyx]

Granted. You get everything, including the pain of suppression and the responsibility for world hunger.

I wish for all the joy in the world.

[Harley Quinn]

Granted! All the joy in the world is yours.  Unfortunately, since you wanted all of it, it didn't leave anything left for anyone else, and there isn't anything left of the world within a short time.

I wish for an actual perverted wish of mine to come true.

[Leo]

Granted, but it gets filmed and distributed online.

I wish one could buy happiness

[Sophyta]

Granted.

You get your happiness.  Someone else is sad.

I wish for a dragonlich.

[Cardwolf]

Granted, it takes it's time raping you, then eats you alive.

I wish for personal assistant who is attractive and well suited for her job and blindly loyal to me...and isn't a transvestite.

[Sophyta]

*zap*

You get Pam Anderson.  Only now she's smart.  She also has a rollerboard.

I wish for my job not to suck

[Cardwolf]

What the hell is a rollerboard?

Granted your job no longer sucks it just stinks

I wish for my muse to calm down

[abandoneddolly]

we regret to inform you your muse has been put down today. She dead, but shes calm,

I wish for new glases since mine just got broken

[Cardwolf]

You get new glasses, but they only make your vision worse.

Wishs that every person on the Earth would stop doing drugs with the exception of those who truly needs them and the ADD kids

[MsCuddly]

Granted, but without drugs, many people who are addicted to them, become crazy and commit suicide.

I wish for a free new dress that looks very nice and won't cause any misfortune to me whatsoever.

[Will]

Granted!  It's an amazing dress, looks good with everything, and would have cost you thousands of dollars.  It also doesn't fit at all.  It looks very nice indeed in your closet, though.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to go, anytime I wished.

[Arhys]

Granted, and easily enough!    http://secondlife.com/   Teleport away...

I sure wish I had a replicator though.

[abandoneddolly]

Alright * hands replicator* its only good for one use though.

I wish for an awsome breakfast

[Lucius Cornelius]

Granted, the bad think is that in my bed, with me.

i wish she enjoy the breakfast.

[Sophyta]

Granted.

Her tummy is full and now she does not want tot do anything.  She sleeps the rest of the day.

I wish for a turtledragon.

[abandoneddolly]

Granted here is you a card

I wish I could stop sneezing

[Leo]

Granted, you now cough all the time.

I wish I didn't have to stay in this small town for another two weeks and could go back hometown whenever I wanted to.

[Sophyta]

Granted..

A teleporter in the town you are in and your home town, it goes both ways.  But it also has a slight side effect.  A dog goes with you.

I wish people at work were not that stupid.