Beyonce named her baby what?

Started by rachelongaku, January 08, 2012, 06:01:13 PM

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Blue Ivy?

Really? These names are getting ridiculous. Just thought I'd express my disbelief here. I'm all for people giving their child original names but there's a point where it goes too far....
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Ivy was a play on their belief that the number 4 is special for them ( Roman numeral IV). The number four shows up a lot between the two of them.

Don't know the reason for Blue .. however I know that Bleu was once a popular name for boys. Way back when.
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Her parents go by Beyonce (okay, seems like a name even if uncommon) and Jay-Z (obviously a robot design model's designation).

This does not surprise me.
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Quote from: Shjade on January 08, 2012, 06:09:46 PM
Her parents go by Beyonce (okay, seems like a name even if uncommon) and Jay-Z (obviously a robot design model's designation).

This does not surprise me.

Jay Z = Shawn Carter. Jay Z is just a stage name, which is not new or uncommon. 

I think the point is, it's their child. I've heard worse names to be honest and while I would not choose to name my child 'Blue' ... we do not have the right to judge. Like it, dislike it - in the end our opinions do not matter.
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Eh, I still think Nicholas Cage holds the top stop with his son, Kal-el.

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I thought the top spot for weirdness was "Blanket?"
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Quote from: Geeklet on January 08, 2012, 06:31:40 PM
Eh, I still think Nicholas Cage holds the top stop with his son, Kal-el.

Moon Unit Zappa might argue that one :)
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Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow) is pretty bad;  so is Ocean (Forrest Whittaker).

But, I'd have to give Jermajesty Jackson the win for worst celebrity names.  It's bloody awful.

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Quote from: Shjade on January 08, 2012, 06:37:25 PM
I thought the top spot for weirdness was "Blanket?"

I think 'Blanket' has a real name, but Michael made his inner circle keep it quiet from anyone.  As weird as the guy was, he managed to keep his kids out of the public eye enough that they have a chance to live a normal life if they want to now.
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Oh, come on! That's hardly the worst I've ever heard. That officially belongs to (I think it was) Pink. She named her child Audio Science.
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That actually sounds kinda cool.  Not much teasing can be done there.  But DWEEZIL.  That's a schoolyard death sentence.
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So basically we're all in agreement that fame makes people do silly things.

To their children.
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I think the worst celebrity child name I've heard of is Pilot Inspektor. Though Moxie Crimefighter is pretty bad too.
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Oniya

Okay, this isn't a celebrity or their child, but should maybe be used as a cautionary tale.  Always think about what it's going to look like if it's printed in the news.

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/ktla-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop,0,1745824.story 
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Metta likes his name too. Metta Worldpeace.

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Jag

Quote from: Oniya on January 09, 2012, 10:36:55 AM
Okay, this isn't a celebrity or their child, but should maybe be used as a cautionary tale.  Always think about what it's going to look like if it's printed in the news.

http://www.fox8.com/news/offbeat/ktla-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop,0,1745824.story

That wasn't his birth name though. He had it changed from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, so I don't blame his parents for that terrible name choice. I do, however, wonder who approved that name change. O_o
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Quote from: Oniya on January 08, 2012, 08:36:43 PM
I think 'Blanket' has a real name, but Michael made his inner circle keep it quiet from anyone.  As weird as the guy was, he managed to keep his kids out of the public eye enough that they have a chance to live a normal life if they want to now.
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I'm thankful that he only inflicted his questionable judgement on himself, but I don't think that really changes the WTF-ness that much.
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Quote from: Michi No Sora on January 09, 2012, 10:11:07 AM
I think the worst celebrity child name I've heard of is Pilot Inspektor. Though Moxie Crimefighter is pretty bad too.

While the middle name is kinda weird, I actually like the name Moxie... >.>

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I think Frank Zappa's kids have it worst.. BUT.. my PERSONAL experience is a pair of twins.. last name:Day.

The parents named them....

Christmas .. and Independence.

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Quote from: Shjade on January 08, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
So basically we're all in agreement that fame makes people do silly things.

To their children.

If this is even peripherally accurate, it's not a matter of fame.
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