Last Poster Wins

[Belle33]

I have a tip for you... unhand my win! 

[Midwest Man]

<shakes head> You are mistaken, milady, this win is mine.

[Belle33]

Mistaken?  Moi?  Never. 

The win is my own.

[Saiyuri]

You are both mistaken. The Win is mine.

[Midwest Man]

Saiyuri? This is your win? OMG, by all means take it. <bows with a grin> Psych! The win is mine! Muahahaha!

[Boatman]

Takes Win whilst MM is prancing about.

[Saiyuri]

Sorry, love. But the Win is mine.

She says to Boat as she takes the Win from his grasp.

[Boatman]

Boat smiles.
Sure, run anywhere on the boat you like with the Win, I can wait.

[Wispyr]

Nope mine.

[Boatman]

Oh you have a mine?
Wonderful.
I just have a boat, and of course the  Win.

[InsertWittyNameHere]

#Winning.

[Boatman]

Smile?

I have the Win though.

[Dama]

Sneaks in and quietly, gently, firmly picks up the win.

[CaptainNexus616]

Sneaks up from behind and steals both the win and Dama

[Wispyr]

Yoink.

[Boatman]

Cleans the Yoink off the Win and puts it back on the boat.

[Wispyr]

Winning suits me.

[Dama]

But winning isn't a suit, it's a dress, and I have it.

[Wispyr]

I'll wear it as a dress.

[Dama]

The dress win looks better on me.

[Wispyr]

Well of course... Anything will look better on you. Though.. I prefer you with nothing, so... I'll be taking that win ~.^

[Boatman]

Leaves the joke shop with the real Win in his rucksack.
Explodes a bag of itching powder behind him before closing the door.
'That should keep them occupied.'

[Saiyuri]

Waiting on the boat for Boat and the Win, Sai secures the Win on board to herself with a smile.

I see you retrieved my Win for me, my love. I have the boat ready for our departure.

[Boatman]

"If you could just untangle the rope round that bollard on the quay, then we'll be away."
Lets the rope loose from the boat as Sai steps onto the harbour wall leaving her and the rope ashore.
"Bye treasure."
Boat stows the Win below decks as the boat heads for the sunlit horizon.

[Saiyuri]

Having taken the Win with her Sai smiles and waves as Boat sails off empty handed. Turning she walks along the shoreline happily as she hugs the Win to her bountiful chest.