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Captain Maltese

If you don't get any presents on your birthday and you don't care.

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ReflectManSmile

If you can do monkey business with no one scolding you.
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'Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.' - Francis Bacon, Essays, 2, "Of Death"

Pyewacket75

You can go to bed whenever you want and nobody cares.
"Normal is overrated." - Gregory House M.D.

ReflectManSmile

You finally understand why the word "tax" is not as funny as it sounded. :P
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Alucarddalv

If the most important part of holidays is spending time with those you care about.
What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

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ReflectManSmile

If you're having stupider fears than the ones you had.
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Do not hesitate to correct my English if you notice some mistakes ! ;)
'Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.' - Francis Bacon, Essays, 2, "Of Death"

Alucarddalv

What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

Character Might and Magic 2: Valenar

ReflectManSmile

You don't feel as good as you used to when you manage to lace your shoes.
My intro ~ My A&A ~ My On/Offs ~ R.R. ~ My current mood
Fantasied fantasy ~ R.H.
Do not hesitate to correct my English if you notice some mistakes ! ;)
'Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.' - Francis Bacon, Essays, 2, "Of Death"

Sybl

you don't celebrate Christmas anymore and the old songs make you cry

ReflectManSmile

You can enjoy giving presents more than receiving them.
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Do not hesitate to correct my English if you notice some mistakes ! ;)
'Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.' - Francis Bacon, Essays, 2, "Of Death"

Captain Maltese

If eating a meal someone else has made for you - without writing a bill - is a rarity.

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Pyewacket75

You visit Best Buy and still insist on calling it "the toy store." :P
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Dukat

You actually try to make sure you go to sleep when it is bed time.

Anesa

your dessert doesn't consist of either Jello or pudding....

Sybl

you start paying bills in your name

Captain Maltese

If wearing anything with a Pokemon or Digimon logo is not an option.

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Beguile's Mistress

...if the clerks in the stores call you ma'am or sir. :-)

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Davina

You no longer jump out of bed you roll, and when you stand up everything pops like your cereal used to
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

elone

You make a list when going grocery shopping.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

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ReflectManSmile

A kid looks at you and says : "Mom ! See that old person there ?" :P
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Do not hesitate to correct my English if you notice some mistakes ! ;)
'Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.' - Francis Bacon, Essays, 2, "Of Death"

Phoenixrisen

You have a child, and take care of them.
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Davina

When your children and your house take priority over your personal comfort.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Captain Maltese

If your guns are no longer plastic toys.

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