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Started by GloomCookie, July 21, 2011, 12:07:34 PM

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GloomCookie

The following is me being sarcastic and stupid.

The problem I'm currently having is that I want one thing above all others.

Instant Gratification

Yes.  I want to post and have a response immediately.  I want someone to wake up and take the time to read my post, reply to it, and then go back to bed only long enough for me to get my reply in.  Doesn't matter if I post at 5 in the morning or 5 in the evening.  I want my replies.

Is this unreasonable?  I don't think so.  I mean, my AV is a cute chick with green hair.  Green hair damnit!  That means you should be onboard with whatever I have going on!  You should be worshiping the 1s and 0s I release to you like.. like they're little demigods or something.  Yes!  Demigods.

So wake your little asses up and worship me.  Do it!  Or I'll... I'll... I'll throw an empty soda can at you!  Rawr!

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Black Howling

Threats of crying get people to post quicker ya know... just saying. Such as:

"Do it! Or I'll...I'll- I'll cry! And you'll be sorry..."

:-)

GloomCookie

Hmm... what if I combined the two...

*Random stranger on the street*
Me: Sir?  I need $1000 please.  :D
Stranger: Huh?  What makes you think I'd... I'd...  ???
Me: *sniffle* Please?  If you don't, I'll... I'll cry!  *tear begins*  :'(
Stranger: Oh shit.  Here, take it  :o
Me: Yay thank you *takes credit card, kisses, runs off*  ;D
Stranger: Good thing I gave her my maxed out card.  >:)
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dakabn

Quote from: Linna on July 21, 2011, 12:07:34 PM
The following is me being sarcastic and stupid.

The problem I'm currently having is that I want one thing above all others.

Instant Gratification

Yes.  I want to post and have a response immediately.  I want someone to wake up and take the time to read my post, reply to it, and then go back to bed only long enough for me to get my reply in.  Doesn't matter if I post at 5 in the morning or 5 in the evening.  I want my replies.

Is this unreasonable?  I don't think so.  I mean, my AV is a cute chick with green hair.  Green hair damnit!  That means you should be onboard with whatever I have going on!  You should be worshiping the 1s and 0s I release to you like.. like they're little demigods or something.  Yes!  Demigods.

So wake your little asses up and worship me.  Do it!  Or I'll... I'll... I'll throw an empty soda can at you!  Rawr!

</stupidity>

-hugs-

Oh my dear, I'm sorry I don't post as often as I want. Reading through and composing a nice long reply to the group thing. I don't know why, but the first post or so I SUCK... but the second post, after others have posted, I feel I am getting a groove. It's gonna be a long one to make up for missing over the weekend. :) I LOVE this feeling of inspiration. Leer is coming alive! WOOT!