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GolGol

March 10, 2006, 05:29:17 PM
I bet some of you have seen it before...But I have to post it since Im a martial art fan ;D

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
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Mystic

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March 10, 2006, 05:33:37 PM
Im so sick of chuck norris jokes... in wow, hes like... the main joke topic and none of them are funny. I kinda feel bad for the guy. Theirs like, this one joke i heard;

One man claimed to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck norris calls that a slow tuesday. I think ive heard them all really. :p
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GolGol

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March 10, 2006, 05:36:39 PM
Hehehe, You can never tire of the chuck norris jokes, ever ;D
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Lilac

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March 10, 2006, 05:38:19 PM
Being a Minnesota girl I'm partial to MacGyver saving the day ^_^

Hunter

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March 10, 2006, 05:44:52 PM
Quote from: Lilac on March 10, 2006, 05:38:19 PM
Being a Minnesota girl I'm partial to MacGyver saving the day ^_^

Not being a Minnesota girl, I'd rather have MacGyver than Chuck Norris on my team anyday.  After all, who couldn't use a guy that can make anything out of a pocket knife and a roll of duct tape?   ;D

King_Furby

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March 11, 2006, 12:04:42 PM
Chuck Norris is an American Icon.

Mystic

#6
March 11, 2006, 05:40:11 PM
 Really? I thought brad pitt was?
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Ajoxer

#7
March 13, 2006, 03:31:22 PM
You know, I am a member of the site where the guy who made that thing frequented heavily? Bastard cut off ties with us, though. Too high and mighty. HE'LL REGRET THE DAY HE CROSSED LL.
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King_Furby

#8
March 15, 2006, 09:24:42 PM
That site was awesome I never knew Chuck Norris drived an ice cream truck covered with human skulls. I wonder where you can buy one of those LOL

Zaer Darkwail

#9
March 23, 2006, 08:37:36 AM
I agree that all jokes are not fuuny, but some bringed smiles just being ridicullous :). Anycase I like Chuck Norris otherwise, but if I have to choose buddy into tight trouble, I would choose MacGyver because he can make almost anything and I personally favour brains over raw strenght.

Celestial Goblin

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March 23, 2006, 08:48:43 AM
MacGyver can make Chuck Norris out of used tires and laser pointer.

Papy Tofu

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March 23, 2006, 03:46:30 PM
Yeah but those two are nothing compared to Van Damme. No but what is better than a french Norris-wannabe? I'm sorry people speak english here because in his interview he speaks in french but for those who understand that's a must-seen. He's the master of the absurd, so much that he don't know he his. "Be aware" like he says...

Idachan

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April 03, 2006, 03:38:09 PM
Plus Van Damme claims to be able to crack nuts with his arse. o.O'''

Hunter

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April 03, 2006, 03:52:14 PM
Quote from: Idachan on April 03, 2006, 03:38:09 PM
Plus Van Damme claims to be able to crack nuts with his arse. o.O'''

If a man wants to crack his nut with his arse, who are we to comment?   :o
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