Perverted Wishes

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Linwood Badr

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Granted, but Loren turns into a dog.

I wish I had all the sub-way tuna sandwiches I could ever want; and that wouldn't expire.

Belle33

Granted, but you now have perpetual tuna breath and no one will ever kiss you again.    :-X

I wish I knew why men have nipples.

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Captain Maltese

Well, the aliens needed to have SOMEWHERE to connect the wires.

I wish I had an Abrams tank. You know, for my collection.

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Linwood Badr

Quote from: Belle33 on June 10, 2011, 05:30:32 PM
Granted, but you now have perpetual tuna breath and no one will ever kiss you again.    :-X

I wish I knew why men have nipples.

(@Bella: The sad part is I've never been properly kissed by a guy XD)

Granted, but during transportation the tank falls off a cliff, into a lake, and explodes. You are now fined for environmental damage.

I wish I had the ability to turn invisible.

Belle33

Granted, but unfortunately the driver of that car just ahead can't see you and ...... damn - the invisible ones always die that way.

I wish I had an identical twin sister.

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voixdecoeur

Granted, but she steals your identity, all your money, and convinces everyone you care about that you actually hate them, so you are left penniless and alone.

I wish I could afford a place to live with my two best friends.
Just for today.

One-Eyed Jack

Granted, but the cave does not have running water or heat

I wish I could keep up with everyone else here . . .

elone

Granted, but it is temporary because your fingers fell off typing.

I wish I could play guitar.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

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Belle33

Granted, but you don't play it well.

I wish I could find an earring I lost yesterday.

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Linwood Badr

Granted but you've suddenly lost your purse/wallet with all your credit and debit cards.

I wish I could keep myself on task.

elone

Granted, but now everything else has gone to hell.

I wish I could spend more time on Elliquiy.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

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SinfulBliss

Granted but your computer gets a virus and you can't visit this site anymore

I wish I had the ability to stop and start time

Prefect Mos

Saddly, when you stop time.. wile technicaly you have the ability to restart it.. it takes a microsecound... and time is stopped.. so....

I wish that [you] would just let me have my dreams, and not pervert my wish!

Adammair

Granted, but your perverted dreams make anything Adammair could do, seem tame by comparison! :P (looks like I arrived just in time, eh?)

I wish that Prefect Mos was my type. ;) (and I hope that someone who knows my type responds. ;D - this reply should be fun to see!)

jewess

Quote from: Adammair on June 11, 2011, 05:19:53 AM

I wish that Prefect Mos was my type. ;) (and I hope that someone who knows my type responds. ;D - this reply should be fun to see!)

Granted...Prefect Mos is now your blood type!


I wish I was a better artist.

Linwood Badr

Granted but you now lose ability in everything else in life.

I wish for a nice vacation.

SinfulBliss

Granted, but it lasts one minute and costs over two billion dollars

I wish for a big mansion

Valari

Granted but then you will live alone there and a rather big rat family will be your neighbors.

I wish for a guitar.
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cartun

Granted. You now have a guitar that weighs 200 pounds!

I wish I had somebody to love me.. *sobs*

SinfulBliss

Granted, but he locks you up downstairs and rapes you every night

I wish I had more women in my life

Valari

Granted, you have more women than you can count and each of them is pestering you for a different thing, not leaving you a moment of peace.

I wish I didn't have to work during summer holidays.
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SinfulBliss

Wish granted, you're fired :)

I wish I had a new less bitchy girlfriend

Adammair

Granted, but your old girlfriend is even MORE bitchy, and won't leave you two alone.

I wish I didn't have ear problems and could hear better!

Belle33

Granted, but you must sacrifice another sense - so say goodbye to your vision.

I wish I could go on an African safari.

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Villain

Wish granted but in a bizarre turn of events all the animals migrate to China

I wish I could play guitar