"Famous" Last Words

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Mint

Person: "Is that a... crocodile?"
Guide: "Crocodiles aren't native to this region."

Oniya

(Guide's followup after Person is nommed:  'That's an alligator.')

'I know how to handle wild animals.  You just have to establish dominance.'
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Mint

(That's great, Oniya. x3 )

"That's no dog. That's a wolf."

Oniya

To be fair, I kind of yoinked it from another source:

I give you now Professor Twist
A conscientious scientist
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.

She had, the guide informed him later
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

--Ogden Nash
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
O/O's Updated 5/11/21 - A/A's - Current Status! - Writing a novel - all draws for Fool of Fire up!
Requests updated March 17

Mint


Oreo

(loves Ogden Nash :D)

"Quit telling me I'm driving too fast. I know what I'm doing."

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Soran

Now, I'll hold this, you hit it with the sledgehammer....

Oreo

It's a mummy, it can't move fast enough to hurt anyone. Watch, I'll poke him...

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Shiri

"I told you to throw the rock over there, not at it!"

Soran

What do you mean you lost the pin?

Dreamweaver

"Don't worry, he'll swerve.  He's just testing us."

Soran

What do you mean, you don't know how to fly?

Sateru

"I thought that it is safe if it is Red and Yellow, not red and black..." said after being bitten for trying to poke a Coral snake that was confused for a milk snake.

Bloody Paramour

"Dont worry, they cant see us if we dont move"
Jurassic Park

(AN absolutely fab-tastic book)
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Dreamweaver

"Helmets just screw up my hair."

Duncan

"I'm with two Jedi.  Whats the worst that can happen?"

Bloody Paramour

"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Soran


MzNurse

(from the halfling rogue)  Ooooo...shinies...be right back...
Mz's O.O   Mz's Downtimes   Story Ideas  Open for a few new rps. PM me.

Soran

where's the 'on' switch to this light sabre?

Bloody Paramour

"oops?!?! what do you mean 'oops'?"
"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Mint

I'm going to eat this entire sandwich in one bite!

Bloody Paramour

"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "

Soran

I keep telling you, trying to push a piano up the stairs is not a good idea.....

Bloody Paramour

"I use big words. Like......erection"-Me <3
"in a sexual conversation, Duct ape is considered a double negative ♥ "