Breakup with the person above you!

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MasterMischief

I can not take any more purple hair clogging up the drain!  We're through!

Chevalier des Poissons

You are a llama. You always try to eat my roses. Enough of you!
-I have Maro's heart, and I promise to take good care of it-

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Esoteric Myobi

All those roses blooming in the backyard...I know that you've been giving them away to every nice pair of legs walking past ya! >:(

...I want to be your wet dream, your daydream, your only distraction...
~O/O~A/A~Ideas~Cafe~
Status: Currently have my hands full running Bump in the Night. Always recruiting~!

Kunoichi

I'm sorry.  It's not me, it's you...

MasterMischief


Esoteric Myobi

I cannot get over the fact that you chew your food and swallow it only to regurgitate it whilst it's half digested to chew on it again...I'm sorry but it seems that I can't continue a relationship with a llama, master of mischief or not.

...I want to be your wet dream, your daydream, your only distraction...
~O/O~A/A~Ideas~Cafe~
Status: Currently have my hands full running Bump in the Night. Always recruiting~!

Kunoichi

We need to talk...

*a few hours later*

And that's where the Easter Bunny gets his eggs from.  Oh, and I'm breaking up with you.

Chevalier des Poissons

Sorry, but as a golden saint my only lady is the Goddess Athena. We are done.
-I have Maro's heart, and I promise to take good care of it-

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Jag

I told you, I don't want the roses painted red! Get out.
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TheWriter

God damnit, Michi, you're a completely different person when you drink!

Sabby

Uhm... I just don't like chains as much as you seem to.

Nico

And there I thought you're into chains and stuff. Sorry, dude, we're done.

Jag

Sit in a chair normal for once. You're being so rude!
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Esoteric Myobi

You can at least warn me when you're gonna change from sane to psycho! I can't keep up with your mood swings.

...I want to be your wet dream, your daydream, your only distraction...
~O/O~A/A~Ideas~Cafe~
Status: Currently have my hands full running Bump in the Night. Always recruiting~!

MasterMischief


Talia

I didn't want a Llama, I wanted a Lamb!
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Nico

What?!? You're going behind my back? With a woman? Okay, dude, we're done!

Sabby

You keep pulling my sheets away... I told ya to stop v.v you no take me seriously.

Nadir


Professor Loki Caprion

I thought you were a clean... I'm not ready to be involved with someone in the underworld of dicksmuggling.
The Professor is drifting through time and space...

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MasterMischief

Take off the hat and wash your hair.  Seriously.

Beguile's Mistress

I can handle the llama part.  It's the llama with an attitude that's hard to take.

Jag

Unless you're going to give me some, I'm not interested in the whole innocent angel bit...Get out.
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MasterMischief

Take off the hat and wash your hair.  Seriously.

Ha ha!  Do I get bonus points for using the same line twice?   ;D

Jag

(Sure. x2 points for MM)

I'm into some kinky stuff, but llamas? No. Out. *points to the door*
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