Corrupt a wish

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Rogue

Granted but you get eaten up by mosquitoes.

I wish I could get a nice massage.

FionaM

Granted, but the massage therapist had recently frolicked in some poison ivy bushes.

I wish I could become a mermaid.

Mordred

Granted.. but you turn super small and end up a mermaid in a fishbowl that.. belongs to me. And ohhhhh how I love to tap the bowl and make you jump. You know.. you really are quite adorable in that fish-tail.. just need to figure out how to get you into full size. Hmm.. maybe it's time to experiment with the blue stuff again.

I wish I could get full glimpses of other parts of the universe.. just check out how those other worlds look when teeming with life.
*See Pillory*

Rogue

Granted, you are now the doctor's companion. You get sucked constantly into potentially deadly situations, yet you still feel compelled to stay with him.

I wish I could weave gold from wool.

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Quote from: Dasheva Blackheart on November 23, 2012, 07:18:54 AM
Granted, only you turn into Jim Carrey without the paycheck. (Ten points if you get the reference)

The Mask with the Norse God Loki Mask thing in it! And the little dog whats his face! where's my ten points?  ;D

Wish granted, but now there's a shortage in regular sheep wool! wah!

I wish I wrote down every awesome idea I ever had! xD

Ritsu

Granted, Now unfortunately you never have any ideas to write down.

I wish I had a king size bed to lay in right now.

Modesty

Granted! But have a muscle spasm and are an able to lay down.

I wish I were invulnerable.
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Ritsu

Congratulations, you are invulnerable to all things that may cause you harm, including age. Now you must stay forever young wandering alone as everyone you love slowly dies around you.

I wish I could have breakfast in bed

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Quote from: Ritsu on November 24, 2012, 03:32:21 AM
Granted, Now unfortunately you never have any ideas to write down.

The misury! Wah!

Wish granted, but you drop eggs and toast and cereal everywhere! Tough luck, sorry! x(
I wish the words desert squid and singing worked better together out of context!

Ritsu

Granted, unfortunately now squid can survive on land as well as in the water, that fact coupled with their ability to camouflage themselves to any environment and being exceedingly intelligent puzzle solvers has bumped humanity a notch down on the food chain.

I wish I had a squid proof dome

Rogue

Granted, but unfortunately it's not shark proof.

I wish I'd been able to sleep longer.

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Quote from: Rogue of TimeyWimey Stuff on November 24, 2012, 08:15:56 AM
I wish I'd been able to sleep longer.

Granted! You are now asleep... forever! >:) Hopefully you'll get woken by a prince someday, but the odds are against it.

I wish I was a world-famous author. :-)
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ejohanson

Granted. I'll even let you choose which one - you're either Adolf Hitler or Anne Frank.

I wish I hadn't drank all that coffee this morning.
Stories I am in (always extreme)

Rogue

Granted, but instead you drank energy drinks galore.

I wish I had more time to read.

Ritsu

Congratulations, your arm is now covered in watches.

I wish I had a tablet to use.

Rogue

Granted but it only works like a mouse.

I wish I wouldn't take people's shifts.

QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but now you don't have enough money. Bad things ensue.

I wish I could see someone's life story in a glance.
Looking for a Dance Partner: O/O
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

Rogue

granted, but you become so enamored you waste away, not knowing your own life.

I wish sleep was unnecessary.

QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but you and the rest of the world descend into madness quickly as you run yourself into insanity with your constant work and thoughts.

I wish I could see into my own future, just for a moment.
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Rogue

Granted but you can only see your death.

I wish I could finish writing a story.


QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but every one who reads it claims you stole it from someone else.

I wish my work could be published.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

diamonedsky

Granted! But another author stole it and it was published under their name, not yours. Nana-nah boo-boo! -giggles-

I wish.. it was normal to have Christmas lights up all year.. oh, and to listen to Christmas music too!
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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, the year is now only one month long and the only month is December. You never get to have a birthday or any other holiday ever again, and you're eternally having to search for presents.

I wish I had a pocketwatch that could stop and start time.
Looking for a Dance Partner: O/O
My Café Corner: come visit

“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman

Ritsu

Granted, but when you stop time it stops for you too and you're frozen along with everyone else.

I wish I could reincarnate

QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but it's based on karma, and you are astonished to be reincarnated as a beggar on the streets of a run-down town in Russia. It's always cold, and there's no food.

I wish I could find some larger purpose for my life than just the day to day.
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“You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is that we notice when we're doing it.” -Neil Gaiman