Gay Scientists Isolate the Christian Gene

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Sabby

April 16, 2011, 01:02:38 PM
See? Doesn't it sound silly when we say it? xD

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

grdell

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April 16, 2011, 01:12:20 PM
HAHA! That is AWESOME!  ;D
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April 16, 2011, 03:18:03 PM
That's freaking hilarious!
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Oniya

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April 16, 2011, 03:29:03 PM
'Alcoholic queues up for seconds at Holy Communion altar.'

*snicker*
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April 16, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
I love the way that got turned around there. :-)
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April 16, 2011, 05:20:15 PM
Hehehe, I love it when people are smug assholes. This vid is SO getting used =)

Mathim

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April 16, 2011, 05:36:40 PM Last Edit: April 16, 2011, 05:40:44 PM by Mathim
When I saw that topic title, I was like, "Oh, the Onion is at it again!" But this was by someone different I've never heard of.
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Sabby

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April 16, 2011, 06:56:56 PM
CNNNN, a spin off of Chasers War on Everything.

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Wolfy

#8
April 17, 2011, 01:49:24 AM
:/ But wait...Does this mean christianity is also the one true religion because it's genetically encoded? O-o

Though I guess it could be extended to say that Muslims are born muslims, and jews are born jews. :/

ReijiTabibito

#9
April 17, 2011, 02:47:34 AM
Okay, I'm confused...I thought that Christians wanted to prove that there isn't a gay gene?

Sabby

#10
April 17, 2011, 04:37:03 AM
At the risk of turning this into an actual debate (come on people, laugh :P) Christianity will take anything it can get really... Gays in the genes, so it can be medically corrected. Gay is a choice, so they help you unmake it. Theres no real science or psychology behind any of it, they just want any excuse to 'treat it'.

NotCarrot

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April 17, 2011, 02:21:41 PM Last Edit: April 17, 2011, 02:24:19 PM by NotCarrot
To be really fair, the people making those arguments about homosexuality aren't Christians per se. More like bigots using whatever they can to justify themselves. >.>

Edit: Getting off the srs bsns train, the video was hilarious.

Sabby

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April 17, 2011, 02:28:36 PM
Very good point.

Oniya

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April 17, 2011, 03:09:04 PM
Quote from: Sabby on April 16, 2011, 06:56:56 PM
CNNNN, a spin off of Chasers War on Everything.

Both shows I am proud to say are from my little known country of Australia. They truly are some of the funniest and wittiest people on TV, anywhere.

So, does CNNNN stand for Cable New Network News Network?
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
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Sabby

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April 17, 2011, 03:11:23 PM
Chasers Non Stop News Network.

...theres two N's in non >.>

Oniya

#15
April 17, 2011, 03:14:06 PM
Works for me :-)  Creative capitalization is just as amusing as self-reference.
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
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Zakharra

#16
April 18, 2011, 02:39:21 PM
 Hahaha! That's perfect. I told my mate and she had a good laugh.

Saerrael

#17
April 18, 2011, 07:33:19 PM
*grins* Thanks, Sabby, it made me laugh ♥

auroraChloe

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April 20, 2011, 06:18:35 PM

a/a 8/21/17

Phantasmatical

#19
April 21, 2011, 03:41:21 AM
I like a good laugh before I get offline. Never good to leave on a serious note. This vid made my night. xD

MasterMischief

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April 21, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
Quote from: Sabby on April 17, 2011, 04:37:03 AM
At the risk of turning this into an actual debate (come on people, laugh :P) Christianity will take anything it can get really... Gays in the genes, so it can be medically corrected. Gay is a choice, so they help you unmake it. Theres no real science or psychology behind any of it, they just want any excuse to 'treat it'.

You mean take it out for ice cream or something?   ???

Wolfy

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April 22, 2011, 12:48:32 AM
Quote from: auroraChloe on April 20, 2011, 06:18:35 PM


Well I could argue and bring up divorce, but I support Gay rights. o3o

Though that is something interesting...

Who had the first Gay Divorce? O_o
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