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Misery

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Re: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

#25

December 10, 2009, 07:24:54 PM

I banged a Ninja because I smoke crack.

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Re: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

#26

December 11, 2009, 01:26:23 PM

I killed my ex because I have amazing boobs!?

Yesterday I did it because I had amazing abs.

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#27

December 14, 2009, 05:43:15 PM

I killed a pickle because I'm sexy as hell!

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Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

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Re: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

#28

December 28, 2009, 08:38:46 PM

I killed a condom because I'M SEXY AS HELL!

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Re: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

#29

December 29, 2009, 01:09:20 PM

I ran naked with a toothbrush because I'm beautiful

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#30

December 29, 2009, 01:39:08 PM

I ate out with a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

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that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

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Re: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

#31

December 29, 2009, 04:53:33 PM

Quote from: alxnjsh on December 11, 2009, 01:26:23 PM
I killed my ex because I have amazing boobs!?

Yesterday I did it because I had amazing abs.

Boobs and abs...niiiiiice. ;D

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#32

December 29, 2009, 05:35:44 PM

I killed the Kool-Aid man because I'm gay.

... or so Bill O'Reilly would have you believe!

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#33

December 29, 2009, 05:39:11 PM

Quote from: A Welcomed Decoration on December 14, 2009, 05:43:15 PM
I killed a pickle because I'm sexy as hell!

Hey, me too. We must have the same birthday and top!

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#34

December 29, 2009, 06:22:32 PM

Quote from: Eden on December 09, 2009, 01:24:00 AM

I ate out a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

>.>

Funny how that worked out...

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#35

December 29, 2009, 07:34:56 PM

* Trieste wonders how many people have gotten up to change their shirt because of this little thingie.

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#36

December 29, 2009, 07:39:02 PM

Oh god.

I killed a bisexual because I have double D's............

Wow that make me feel fat and overweight.

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#37

December 29, 2009, 07:41:33 PM

I killed a condom because that's how I roll. O8)

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#38

December 29, 2009, 09:58:44 PM

Quote from: Marguerite on December 29, 2009, 07:41:33 PM
I killed a condom because that's how I roll. O8)

...how do you kill a condom?

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Re: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

#39

December 31, 2009, 12:17:01 PM

Or a pickle, for that matter?

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#40

December 31, 2009, 09:20:48 PM

I would tell you, but I do not want to make you an accessory to murder.

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#41

January 01, 2010, 07:47:34 PM

I killed a rat because I didn't want to eat him.

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#42

January 03, 2010, 01:40:10 AM

I killed a condom because I'm gay and love marijuana! ^_,^

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#43

January 03, 2010, 02:36:51 AM

"I ran naked with a horse because I'm sexy as hell."

ORLY now..

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#44

January 03, 2010, 06:43:07 AM

I raped an easter egg because I've got abs.

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#45

January 12, 2010, 12:43:17 AM

I banged a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs

*blinks*

*checks*...

*checks again*

;D

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#46

January 12, 2010, 10:52:19 AM

I liked mine... ^.^

I ran shirtless with the Trojan Man because that's how I roll.

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#47

January 13, 2010, 12:16:33 PM

I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I have marijuana.

Cold-blooded? Certainly not!

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#48

February 01, 2010, 06:46:09 PM

I needed a Horse because that's how I roll .

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#49

February 02, 2010, 02:30:07 PM

I ate out the trojan man because I have double D's

(one of thoes are true, the two others are lies ^-^)

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