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First Day in Jail

Started by Cygnus, June 04, 2008, 02:53:02 PM

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Cygnus

A scrawny little guy is sentenced to prison.  A guard walks him down the corridor,
opens a cell door and roughly shoves him in...where he runs into his absolutely
huge new cell-mate.  The cell-mate tells him: "6'8", 300 pounds, solid muscle,
hell, even my c*ck is huge: 18" and 6" around...Turner Brown..."
The little guy faints...
When he wakes up, his cell-mate asks if he's OK.  "Yes, I think so..." he answers,
"but tell me - what was the last thing you said to me?"
The cell-mate answers "I said my name is Turner Brown".
"Oh, thank God", the little guy sighs, "I thought you said 'Turn Around'."


ShrowdedPoet

Kiss the hand that beats you.
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Anmitsu Love

xD That's so stale, but so funny x]

Sabby