Corrupt a wish

[Poppy]

Here in spam or all of E?

Granted. But you can't approve anyone you like.

I wish had magical powers.

[Tamhansen]

Granted, you have the power to turn anything you touch to gold. Unfortunately like Midas, no control over the power.

I wish for a longer weekend.

[Poppy]

Granted. Now you never work, never make ant money, and loose everything.

I wish that I was approved, so we could talk dirty.

[Deamonbane]

Granted, but now you are overworked, and have no time for play :P

I wish... I could get approved soon ;)

[Poppy]

Granted. But your fingers fell off.

I wish I could sleep like a normal person.

[Tamhansen]

granted, unfortunately a 'normal person' does not exist, ergo does not sleep. You can no longer sleep at all.

I wish i had little debbie cookies.

[Poppy]

Granted. Now there's a woman named Debbie after you, for you stole her cookies...

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Tamhansen]

Granted, you are no longer require sustenance, nor can you. However you are also confined in a castle full of cooks making the best food all day long

[Poppy]

You didn't make a wish...

[Tamhansen]

oops.

I wish I could fly anywhere just for a day.

[Poppy]

Granted. But you can't ever get back...

I wish I had potato chips.

[Tamhansen]

granted. You are instantly buried under tons of raw chipped potatoes.

I wish Nudism was permitted everywhere.

[Poppy]

Granted. You now have to see all the obese people naked.

I wish I was on your couch.

[Deamonbane]

Granted, but then I am not there...

I wish... I would never need to sleep...

[Poppy]

Granted. Now you never dream.

I wish I had more goldfish crackers.

[Deamonbane]

Granted, but now you are attacked by a bunch of hungry goldfish...

I wish...

[Poppy]

*takes your wish*

I wish for world peace.

[Deamonbane]

Granted... and now the world is ruled by a dictator that enforces a bunch of other stuff besides peace...

I wish time could stop for a few minutes for me....

[Tamhansen]

granted, unfortunately since time stopped those minutes never actually pass.

I wish I could go to the spa tomorrow.

[Poppy]

Granted. But it's closed tomorrow. Something about an outbreak? oh look, a guy in a hazmat suit. *points*

I wish I had a hat.

[Deamonbane]

Granted... but the hat is moldy, and you get sick from it...

I wish Ihad infinite amounts of energy...

[Tamhansen]

granted, infite, unlimited energy. Unfortunately no human body can take so much energy, the resulting explosion destroys, well everything.

I wish you all were here with me.

[Poppy]

granted. Now everyone one on E is with you. At least me and bane are front in line. *sits in your lap and gives you a kiss on the cheek*

I wish I have more new Tv to watch.

[Deamonbane]

Granted... And now you have NASA confiscating it for further study..

I wish had super-strength...

[Deamonbane]

Ugh... no... and now you see too much television, and have no time for anything else....