Corrupt a wish

[Eclectic]

Granted, but it was stolen from a Taco Bell commercial shoot, prepare to be arrested.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[Rassehlum]

Granted, but you're now a robot without the ability to dream, no matter how bad you wish you could.

I wish I had a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15, the first comic Spider-man was in.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but it fell into a shredder and is now confetti.

I wish I had a pizza.

[Sephora]

Granted, but it's poisonous. 

I wish the next wish will be uncorrupted.

[Eclectic]

Granted, but the next wish is inherently horrible.

I wish everyone on earth with an IQ over 80 would become sterile.

[JarsofPickles]

Granted, but shortly afterward a super-race was genetically engineered to be fully fertile and highly intelligent and creative, with an average IQ of 120.

I wish for the next wish to be corrupted. :)

[Torterrable]

Granted, but in being corrupted, it becomes a paradox.

I wish the wish posted above was true.

[JarsofPickles]

Granted; it is no longer a paradox, but you've been afflicted with a curse that makes you sneeze uncontrollably if you think about it.

I wish for a magical ice cream that cannot run out, get dirty, be destroyed, or otherwise be affected by ill effects or dark magic or even good magic gone awry.

[Jazra]

Granted, the three flavors you can choose for your ice cream cone at any time are Purple Yam, Fish & Chips, and Avacodo (all actual ice cream flavors).

I wish I was totally healthy (suffering a cold right now).

[JarsofPickles]

Granted, but you soon find yourself lost in another country with no ID or money.

I wish for true love.

[BellaBella]

Granted, somebody drops a dog off on your front porch, and it's love at first sight.

I wish this was my last semester of grad school.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, on your way to campus you were hit by a rogue hot dog cart and die a slow and agonizing death.

I wish that I had a big glass of chocolate milk.

[JarsofPickles]

Granted, but when you try to drink the milk, you drink the glass instead. The milk shatters into a bunch of tiny, sharp pieces afterwards.

I wish for a gorgeous, long, flowy hairstyle.

[Rassehlum]

Granted, but it made of snakes and you're now a medusa.

I wish I had more time to draw and paint.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, you now live on the street.

I wish I had clean clothes. I hate doing laundry.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  None of theme fit.  And they're all women's clothes.  As a side effect, all of your dirty clothes have been destroyed.

I wish I could dance well.

[FroreQueen]

Granted. But it's the tango and you're compelled to dance it no matter the music that's playing around you.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but now to wake up your one true love who is a handsome prince that was turned into a frog and has to climb a tower or you will loose your voice forever has to kiss you.


I wish I wasn't so hyper.

[FroreQueen]

I know sign language so it's all good. Also, granted. Now you barely have the energy to move.

I wish my coworker wasn't a moron at times.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, he is now a moron all the time.


I wish I had a pet like the creature in Frore's Avatar.

[FroreQueen]

Granted. Except it's mine. And it's antisocial and has a small tendency to maul your face. Sorry about that.

I wish Chicagookie got a less violent pet.

[Vill]

Granted, except its your griffon with a muzzle and a lobotomy.

I wish I was a robot.

[Ironwolf85]

Granted, now get back to cleaning the floor Roomba-boy.

I wish I had the power of creation, and a small planet to practice on.

[Vill]

Granted, except your small planet is incapable of sustaining life.

I wish I could make cool stuff out of ordinary, everyday objects like MacGyver.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Granted.  Consequently, your significant other is constantly being kidnapped.

I wish I wasn't hungry.