Corrupt a wish

[CassieBear]

Granted, but now that's how you communicate.

I wish my hair would dry faster.

[Shekinah]

Granted but not only do you get many split ends from it, it also becomes very thin and brittle and each time you pull a comb or brush or even your hand through it, many hairs break of and you are slowly start to lose all your hair

I wish I only had to work for one hour but got paid for doing eight hours a day

[CassieBear]

You're an evil one, Shekinah.  :P

Granted, but you work in various odd jobs that not even the desperate would want to work in.

I wish I didn't have to do all my chores today.

[Shekinah]

You're an evil one, Shekinah.  :P

*grins hey I just thought, what would be my worst nightmare in that case and just put it out*

OT:

Granted but now you have to do them tomorrow along with another long list of chores, creating a snowball effect over days that you don't have enough time to do your work, your chores and still be able to relax, leaving you frustrated and angry at yourself.

I wish I could use my leg once again to it's full capacities

[Trigon]

Granted, but doing so requires you to sell your soul to me  >:)

I wish I could remake the world in my own image

[Jason Hunter]

Granted but you only get to live in your world for 5 minutes before everything becomes the opposite of what you wanted for a lifetime of hell.

I wish all men could have multiple orgasms :P

[luna146]

Granted however they die of dehydration which soon ends humanity since men keeps dying.

I wish I was a great pickpocket :P

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but you pick the wrong pocket eventually and they break all your fingers as punishment

I wish dinner was already prepared for me

[Trigon]

Granted, its the most revolting meal ever.

I wish I was a dolphin

[luna146]

Granted but you are caught and turned into tuna.

I wish I can shoot fire from my hands

[clonkertink]

Granted. However, your hands are not fireproof.

I wish the next poster in this thread has a wonderful day.

[Drowdeviant]

Granted. However it was also the perfect day to die.

I wish for the second coming of SANTA CHRIST!!!

[CassieBear]

Granted, but he wipes your mind of his second coming altogether.

I wish the project for a friend's retirement was already finished.

[Trigon]

Granted, nothing was built  :P

I wish I could be a Charizard

[Merry Gentry]

Granted but now you are a novelty and put in a cage with no friends or fun, what so ever.

I wish I could sleep late tomorrow

[Trigon]

Granted, you are placed in a coma.

I wish I could read people's minds!

[clonkertink]

Granted. Everyone is thinking very unflattering things about you.

I wish I was a better artist.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted you are so amazing it cause intense emotions in everyone that see's it and it is locked away unseen because it was creating riots of people when they viewed it.

I wish I could stay awake all night!

[Trigon]

Granted, you are infected with Fatal Familial Insomnia

I wish I could go into the 5th dimension!

[Knightshadow]

Granted, but your body parts are separated and float away...

I wish it would stop raining!

[clonkertink]

Granted. Crops whither, and all life slowly dies of dehydration as it never rains again.

I wish there was a national holiday in my honour.

[Trigon]

Granted, the holiday is primarily about how you were executed for being hated as a tyrant.

I wish I could drink unlimited quantities of wine!

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but the wine is exclusively from the winery they establish at the end of Lets Go to Prison, and you can no longer become drunk.

I wish I was able to interpret dreams all easy and accurate like I'm starring in a Bible movie. 

[Jason Hunter]

Granted but you forget your dreams as soon as you wake up, never able to remember a single detail!

I wish I could drive a rally car and race it!

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, however you become fused to the machine and are unable to ever do anything else. Also likely to get taken into containment by the SCP if you can't outrun them.

I wish I could go to Mars.