Rapture or Party Time

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Revolverman

eh, all I need is a Rifle, a leather jacket and a loyal dog.


Bring on the Rapture baby!

Falanor

Best thing to come from this (at least to me) was found on Twitter.

@DamonLindelof: Note to Rapture: Do not follow up end of days with shots of plane wreckage on beach. It confuses the fuck out of people.

Phobetor

#52
Look, I'm all fine with the Rapture...but why is the CDC recommending I prepare for Zombies?  :-\  :-\  :-\
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110518/us_ac/8495307_cdc_recommends_preparing_for_all_disasters__even_zombies

Cause...lemme tell ya...I'm not surviving THAT.

Checklist:
1. Rapture happens.
2. Zombies arrive.
3. Tootsie blows her head off.

The end.

*Goes to hide under her bed*

Edit: And yes I know there's already a topic about this but...you know...Rapture and Zombies go hand in hand.
Like peanut butter and jelly!
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Oniya

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Revolverman

Who knew the end of the world would be so fun!?

As long as theres no damn special infected...

Beauty Rapax

I'm totally baking cookies and drinking whiskey for the Rapture.

Vekseid


Wyrd

Soooo.... Why is some old fuck saying the end is nigh getting so much attention? My grandpa talks about machines killing us all in blazing hell fire yet we're not running around searching for John Conner. Fuck this guy!
Ragtime Dandies!

Vekseid

Because he has a radio show with several hundred thousand listeners.

Wyrd

 So does Alice Cooper and yet the number in baby deaths has not sky rocketed.
Ragtime Dandies!

Oniya

Quote from: Vekseid on May 20, 2011, 10:23:54 PM
Because he has a radio show with several hundred thousand listeners.

Actually, he owns a radio network, with 150 outlets - not just a single show.
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Wyrd

So he's just an old wrinkly, prophetic douche? God I hate old people
Ragtime Dandies!

Oniya

Midnight Eastern Time - if there's a Rapture, then I'm 'left behind'.

(Thank the Powers that Be!)
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Wyrd

Oh!!!! Wait! Something... is.... Happening!!! AAAaagahahagahgaha!!! Oh, wait! nope, just passing gas.
Ragtime Dandies!

Star Safyre

Quote from: Wyrd on May 20, 2011, 11:12:45 PM
Oh!!!! Wait! Something... is.... Happening!!! AAAaagahahagahgaha!!! Oh, wait! nope, just passing gas.

*Replace "poopin" with "rapturin"*
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Remiel

I have to say that the best germaine comment was made by one of the article's readers:

QuoteI have a lot to do tomorrow leaving sets of my unwanted cloths and shoes arranged on sidewalks and lawns.

I have to say, I like the way this person thinks.

gaggedLouise

Quote from: Vekseid on May 20, 2011, 10:09:39 PM
Has Harold Camping been raptured yet?

;D

Better have some rockets in your pockets to go up by yourself if the Almighty hasn't seen fit to haul you! - No wait, partying is much more cool.

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(Is feeling like being silly)
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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despickable

6pm here in Melbourne still here damn

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Lilias

The landlords won't be foiled so easily.

And here's the theme tune for the left behind. It's Saturday. PARTY!

Extreme - Get The Funk Out
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gaggedLouise

Quote from: Lilias on May 21, 2011, 03:22:07 AM
The landlords won't be foiled so easily.


Those unable to pay the rent will make their escape through the Incredible Time Tunnel.

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

despickable

At the end of the day we take each Armageddon as it comes

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Lilias

Ho hum... Another day, another plague *breaks out nail file*
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet and dark wings.
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Phobetor

This is crap! I was all ready for the Rapture...and it didn't happen.

Now a friend tells me  it's supposed to happen at 6pm in each time zone...
I'm still going to be at work at 6pm!

This Rapture blows! >_<
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TheGlyphstone

Awake and unRaptured. This is my sad face. :-\