Corrupt a wish

[gscmar64]

Wish Granted unfortunately you become one in a Prison where the inmate despise learning!

I wish it didn't take so long to cook a healthy meal with meat on a sweltering day!

[Kit Cat]

Granted, you are now Vegan

I wish tofu was edible

[Dragongoddess]

Granted, you are now Vegan

I wish tofu was edible

Granted!  Now tofu is all you can eat.

I wish I had the energy of a child.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, you now either race around in a hyper state, always acting out, or you are snoring your head off in front of the tv.

I wish my dog would stop stealing my fan

[Dragongoddess]

Granted, you now either race around in a hyper state, always acting out, or you are snoring your head off in front of the tv.

I wish my dog would stop stealing my fan

Granted.  You no longer have a dog to steal your fan.

I wish I could erase people's memories.

[Kit Cat]

You now have the power to erase memories, only you accidentally used it on yourself first, and now you can't remember who it was you wanted to use the power on...or anything else for that matter.

I wish that speedbumps were never invented

[Dragongoddess]

Granted!  Now people often speed through subdivisions causing a plethora of problems.

I wish there was such thing as a functional family.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, and its your neighbour's family, who irritate everyone with their perfect natures

I wish I knew what to wish for

[Stone]

Granted. But now you're out of wishes and cannot wish for whatever it is you know you want to wish for.

I wish someone wrote a new western trash pulp gore neo-crime cyberpunk spaghetti Calvin and Hobbes inspired detective story.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, but its written in Sanskrit and you will only ever get to see the story when Disney has purchased it, turned it into a PG animated film with cute animals and a pet fish, and completely removed all the things that made the original book worthwhile.

I wish poems were back in fashion again

[Endogenesis]

Granted, but all poetry is Donald Trump written and approved.

I wish I had a better English vocabulary.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, but its the vocabulary based on Donald Trumps twitter account.

I wish it would cool down and rain

[Dragongoddess]

Granted.  Now it's flooding and Pennywise has come to pay your town a visit.

I wish toddlers didn't make such a fuss about having their diaper changed.

[Kit Cat]

Granted. Now they love it so much they fill their diaper on the hour, every hour, and twice as much during the night.

I wish that life were simpler

[Dark Rez]

Granted. But now you can't feel the effects of happiness from this 'simple life.'

I wish I could see what's at the end of a rainbow.

[Kit Cat]

You find the end of the rainbow leads to a scrap yard in Maine, and so all your whimsical imagination and hopes are ruined, because of this harsh reality.

I wish I actually liked peanut butter

[Dark Rez]

Granted, but now you're allergic to nuts.

I wish I knew what it was like to drive a racecar.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, you achieve a one in a life time experience, driving a race car, then forget how to work any kind of mechanics for the rest of your life

I wish people were less rude

[Dark Rez]

Granted, but now every person you come in contact with is overly and annoyingly bubbly.

I wish there was no such thing as traffic

[Dragongoddess]

Granted, but now every person you come in contact with is overly and annoyingly bubbly.

I wish there was no such thing as traffic

Granted.  Now you have to walk everywhere.

I wish fantasy stories were real.

[Dark Rez]

Granted. Now you have real monsters to deal with everywhere you turn.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

[CassieBear]

Granted, you're now blind.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Kit Cat]

Granted, you now live in interesting times, just like the ancient eastern curse!

I wish I could sleep

[Dark Rez]

Granted, now you can never wake up.

I wish I was a genius.

[Belle33]

Congratulations.  A genius you are.  Like yoga you look.  Enjoy.

I wish I could travel back in time.