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Things you don't want to hear on the first date

Started by Phil66666, April 24, 2012, 10:25:06 AM

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Malthas

Hey did I ever mention you look like my last ex he was such a jerk and.....
Make them quiver.  Make them beg.   Make them belong.

SummerWhispers

My mom is almost ready, she will be dropping us off and picking us back up, she does not think is is safe for me to be out after dark, without her.

Coreli

... before we get started, let's go over some ground rules...

Sasquatch421

I almost didn't make it....I just got my Night Elf to level 60 in WoW!

Autumn52

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

ABagOVicodin

I have a strict gaming schedule, let's get this overwith.

Autumn52

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Phil66666

My mom is almost ready, she will be dropping us off and picking us back up, she does not think is is safe for me to be out after dark, without her.


But don't worry, since she fell in that vat of acid she's got a thing for guys like you.

ABagOVicodin

My ex says we can only do this dinner, nothing else.

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SinfulAngel

Quote from: FantasyFulfillmentforFems on April 26, 2012, 04:27:30 PM
So, what's your 'safe word'?
Count me in? hehe awesome.



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Belle33

This is the first good meal I've had since leaving prison.

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Belle33

I'm not too picky about where we eat, as long as it's vegan, non gluten, non dairy, organic and kosher. 

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Breathless Intent


Beguile's Mistress

By the way, I don't have any cash and my credit card was hacked.

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Rinzler

I can vouch for this restaurant. The food is wonderful. And the staff are so accomodating, too. Once, I came here with one of my realdol- oh, never mind.

PigPin

#43
I forgot to mention just one small detail It's run by nudists and we're going to be overdressed. 

Adammair

"Can we go to a different restaurant? My parole officer just walked in..."

PigPin

Don't be alarmed if you see a lot of flashing lights...I'm sort of in the middle of a police chase....I just escaped from prison to meet you....So what do you do?

Adammair

"Are you sure this is our first date? I feel like I've met you somewhere..." *snaps fingers* "...THAT'S IT! In my former life, we were... (insert your own continuation here)" XD

PigPin

I knew it you do look prettier up close, those binoculars doesn't do you justice.

synthesis

I'm just drifting along, jobs are for the weak...

Autumn52

Do you mind if my girlfriend comes along, she doesn't trust me for some reason?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish