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Offline Seara

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4675 on: March 25, 2011, 11:43:52 AM »
You never want me to take off your top, and you are always so busy playing with your hair that you never want to cuddle, I am heart broken, but good bye.

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4676 on: March 27, 2011, 09:42:39 AM »
I cannot live up with a girl who never brushes her hair! You have a hot body, but pay attention to your hair, please! Well, maybe someone else likes your style! See you never more!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4677 on: March 27, 2011, 10:17:55 AM »
Why must you always tempt me with your body?  I've missed a week at work just staring at you.  If I don't give you up - I'll lose my job.  I'm sorry - but this is the end.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4678 on: March 27, 2011, 10:19:04 AM »
I break up simply because you spen one week staring at me and did not show any interest. I do not like indecisive girls!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4679 on: March 27, 2011, 11:10:21 AM »
I'm becoming obsessed with you and my therapist has advised me to stop seeing you.  *reluctant goodbye*

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4680 on: April 02, 2011, 07:50:23 AM »
you just do the things you used to do for me. I don't love you as much as i used to. ciao

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4681 on: April 03, 2011, 09:23:46 AM »
One of us has to put our arms down, otherwise there's no one to do the touching.  We are too similar - Goodbye!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4682 on: April 03, 2011, 09:27:17 AM »
All I want is a message and you can't even have the time to effing type?! I'm sorry, I cant do this! Goodbye!

Online Ty

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4683 on: April 03, 2011, 09:28:36 AM »
Sorry, old bean. You are just too technologically advanced for me. Get more retro and we'll have high tea, wot?

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4684 on: April 03, 2011, 09:32:07 AM »
You wear too many layers of clothing.  It takes me forever to rip them off.  I'm exhausted and I'm leaving!

Online Ty

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4685 on: April 03, 2011, 09:33:28 AM »
You wear too few! What's the fun in reaching under them? Good riddance!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4686 on: April 03, 2011, 09:36:20 AM »
Your mustache tickles when you go down on me - and not in a good way.  You refuse to shave it and so you have to go.  Adios!

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4687 on: April 03, 2011, 03:47:22 PM »
You came back even after your therapist said I was harmful to you? Are you crazy? Or do you simply like making me suffer? Listen, I cannot live with someone so unstable and imature to the point of listening someone else to make decisions about your own life. For God's sake, we did not have children. You off!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4688 on: April 03, 2011, 04:27:38 PM »
You break my heart repeatedly.  The sex is amazing - but it's no longer enough.  I'm done!

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4689 on: April 03, 2011, 04:32:38 PM »
Your body is the one of a goddess, but I do not understand why you have to get dressed so scantily. Don`t you nurture some respect for my manhood? I really hate when you show off your body! You off!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4690 on: April 03, 2011, 04:38:57 PM »
How many times must I ask you to put on a shirt?  I'm tired of finding ladies panties thrown at the doorstep because you tease them with your perfect body.  It's entirely unreasonable, and I have to ask you to leave!

Online TheLegionary

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4691 on: April 03, 2011, 04:58:59 PM »
Why do you keep breaking up with me? Is this fun for you? I am leaving now...forever!

* drops tears and walks away*

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4692 on: April 03, 2011, 05:03:16 PM »
Don't we break up so that we can have make up sex?  You're leaving out the best part.  I'm leaving for good!

Offline Insanityenviesme

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4693 on: April 03, 2011, 09:21:55 PM »
You rejected me when I tried to facebook you! Who does that?! I'm outta here!

Offline Tenda

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4694 on: April 03, 2011, 09:34:25 PM »
I'm sorry, but ever since your sex change.. you're a different person! I'm leaving you for the next poster.

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4695 on: April 03, 2011, 09:36:30 PM »
Tenda, what we had was so special, but I'm far too jealous of your tail to stay with you.  Goodbye sweetheart!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4696 on: April 04, 2011, 11:42:27 AM »
You're always so jealous, honey. I think that we're done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4697 on: April 04, 2011, 01:28:02 PM »
Nic I just can't do it. I just don't seem to have all the right equipment to satisfy you. I wish you luck. I will always a special place in my heart for you though.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4698 on: April 04, 2011, 04:44:46 PM »
I have so many lickable parts in my body and all you think is to lick your sword! To make things worse, it is covered with someone else's blood! You...hurt my feelings!

* walks away *

Offline ArtemisHighmore

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #4699 on: April 04, 2011, 07:16:07 PM »
Look, I have tried to explain this to you. Yes you're attractive but I am not into guys. Why must we keep going through this? Please stop following me, I don't want to be with you.