Red Hand of Doom - D&D 5e Adventure Recruitment (NC-Exotic)

[PlushLifeNow]

I'm still trying to process the elephant in the room to be fair - anything else is probably fine.

Not a clue about the practicalities of centaur/halfling bonding, although presumably some kind of harness or hoist would be involved?  :o

A step stool would probably work best, or a really good climb check would work in a jiffy.  ::)

[Guancyto]

Oh, see. Now this is something I hadn't considered. Interesting proposal. Cracking open the ol' Player's Handbook, (because the only training in the DMG refers to an optional rule to spend like 20 days downtime and a bunch of gold to level up) there's a section on page 187 which basically translates acquiring a new tool proficiency or language to 250 days practice at 1 gold per day, so therefore yes. If you wish you may spend 250 gold to get some learnin'. Just make sure you list down what you got.

250gp to become proficient at both cooking and brewing.

No regrets! The most important thing about being a spellcaster that Prestidigitation allows for temperature control, and you can bring your own fire.

Cookies, anyone?

Edit: Also, if it needs be said, yes please to delicious shortstacks.

[Doomsday]

I'm definitely interested, and will put up my application promptly. Before I do, though, how do you other applicants feel about playing with a smaller race when pertaining to lewd times? I would be portraying them as a short-stack, emphasis on the short.

All for it ::)

[Kathyan]

I'm definitely interested, and will put up my application promptly. Before I do, though, how do you other applicants feel about playing with a smaller race when pertaining to lewd times? I would be portraying them as a short-stack, emphasis on the short.

Totally fine with that if you are fine with an 8 foot tall elephant futa who can lift a medium size creature with her trunk. ;D

I mean, I'm perfectly down with halfling / gnome / goblin / what have you shorties.
That said, dunno if my vote counts, since I genuinely have no idea how the logistics of sexy halfling plus centaur would even work.  ;D

Well they could mount you, that's for sure. xD

I'm still trying to process the elephant in the room to be fair - anything else is probably fine.

Not a clue about the practicalities of centaur/halfling bonding, although presumably some kind of harness or hoist would be involved?  :o

If want some help trying to process it I can give you a hand, or a trunk, or another 'trunk'. :P

But elephants are so cute, and if not all are this one is. :P  It took me a while to find a picture I liked and I was also considering a minotaur as well but they weren't as big and an elephant is something I have never tried so I wanted to give it a shot.

250gp to become proficient at both cooking and brewing.

No regrets! The most important thing about being a spellcaster that Prestidigitation allows for temperature control, and you can bring your own fire.

Cookies, anyone?

Edit: Also, if it needs be said, yes please to delicious shortstacks.

Yes, please. Give me your cookies. ::)

I think I will spend some money on learning as well since I can't find anything I'd like to buy.

[Zaer Darkwail]

I'm definitely interested, and will put up my application promptly. Before I do, though, how do you other applicants feel about playing with a smaller race when pertaining to lewd times? I would be portraying them as a short-stack, emphasis on the short.

I am fine in short sizes, in fact this comic created fetish for size differences for me.

[PlushLifeNow]

Had an urge to make a character sheet before bed. I'll post it with the app when I'm lucid enough to actually write a character summary, but I'm gonna post the roll receipts now because these rolls are NUTS. Probably the BEST I've every rolled for a character.

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At 2018-12-13 05:29:30, PlushLifeNow (uid: 63036) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 11
At 2018-12-13 05:29:39, PlushLifeNow (uid: 63036) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 14
At 2018-12-13 05:29:45, PlushLifeNow (uid: 63036) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 16
At 2018-12-13 05:29:52, PlushLifeNow (uid: 63036) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 17
At 2018-12-13 05:29:59, PlushLifeNow (uid: 63036) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 13
At 2018-12-13 05:30:04, PlushLifeNow (uid: 63036) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 17

[Zaer Darkwail]

Oh my, those are good stats....could pick any class and be pretty good with it.

[PlushLifeNow]

Name: Helena "Mead" Winterbelle
Race/Class: Gnome Bard (College of Glamour)
Sex/Gender: Hermaphrodite/Intersex, Female
Kinks: Large Insertions, Bulging, Lots of Cum, Gangbang, Tentacles, Slimes, Oviposition, Deepthroat, Size Difference, Non-con/Dub-con, plus a lot more! Only interested in going at it with feminine sexes, and I prefer humanoid, semi-humanoid(things like taurs), or amorphous(Slimes, tentacle beasts, etc.) monsters.
Physical Description: A 3ft tall, young gnome woman, with knee-length, blonde hair and rosy pink eyes. Her skin is pale and, while lacking in the breast department, her hips and butt are particularly big for a gnome. She used to be entirely female, but after a recent mishap, she has grown an "extra appendage" between her legs.
Personality: Energetic, rowdy, and almost always in good spirits. Her only long-term goals in life are to live happily, spread that happiness, and experience as much as life can offer. She believes in doing good, and works to become a hero worthy of legend like the stories she heard growing up. Though despite all the good she does, she also has a mischievous streak a mile long, often playing pranks and getting into shenanigans for her own amusement, often to her party's dismay.
Familiarity With D&D: Small experience with 3.5, somewhat more with Pathfinder, and extensive 5e experience, played and DM'd for about 3 years.
How Often Do You Elliquiy?: I get on daily, able to respond at least every couple of days.

Character Sheet+More Pictures

https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1777072
Bumped the 11 I had down to a 7, so she's weak in some sense, and because I think it might make for fun scenarios.


And her usual outfit:

[Chulanowa]

*flies back from the force of the nosebleed* Gnuta Fome for the win.

[Phaia]

I wanted to express interest
My rolls

13

Roll ID: 127711
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:16:46

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:16:46, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 13

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment:
Result: 3, 4, 6, 2,
Total: 13

16

Roll ID: 127712
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:16:52

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:16:52, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 16

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment:
Result: 6, 1, 4, 6,
Total: 16

Roll ID: 127713
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:17:18

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:17:18, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 1d6 Result: 2

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 1d6
Comment:
Result: 2,
Total: 2

14

Roll ID: 127714
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:17:43

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:17:43, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 14

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment:
Result: 3, 5, 6, 2,
Total: 14

15

Roll ID: 127715
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:17:48

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:17:48, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 15

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment:
Result: 5, 5, 2, 5,
Total: 15

16

Roll ID: 127716
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:17:55

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:17:55, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 12

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment:
Result: 1, 5, 1, 6,
Total: 12

Roll ID: 127717
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:18:18

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:18:18, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 2d6 Result: 5

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 2d6
Comment:
Result: 4, 1,
Total: 5

Roll ID: 127718
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:18:29

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:18:29, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 1d6 Result: 5

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 1d6
Comment:
Result: 5,
Total: 5

14

Roll ID: 127719
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:18:55

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:18:55, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 4d6k3 Result: 12

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 4d6, keeping 3 dice
Comment:
Result: 1, 2, 5, 5,
Total: 12

Roll ID: 127720
Owner: Phaia
Viewer: Noone or Anyone
Time Rolled: 2018-12-14 20:19:08

Summary: At 2018-12-14 20:19:08, Phaia (uid: 3337) rolls: 1d6 Result: 4

Full Result: Phaia rolled: 1d6
Comment:
Result: 4,
Total: 4

[Guancyto]

Yes, please. Give me your cookies. ::)

Here you are!

...better to not ask what I'm using as sweetener in an era before refined sugar existed...

[Snake]

Molasses I'd bet

[Guancyto]

I mean yes, that or maple sugar, but shh!

I was opening the floor to an endless succession of Shimoneta jokes, no need to bring facts into this.  :P

[Ershin]

Physical Description: A 3ft tall, young gnome woman, with knee-length, blonde hair and rosy pink eyes. Her skin is pale and, while lacking in the breast department, her hips and butt are particularly big for a gnome.

Ah, so short but not quite stacked. Very hippy though <3

[PlushLifeNow]

Ah, so short but not quite stacked. Very hippy though <3

Misinterpretation on my part, sorry. Thought that a shortstack was just a thicc hipped shorty for the longest time. But yes, hips for days~!

[Kalon]

I'm definitely interested in giving this a try. cx I'll be making a sheet for her ASAP. Here's hoping she gets in~. Though she was fun to make either way. XD

Name:
Excellence Spelloyal

Race/Class:
Tiefling Bard (College of Lore)

Sex/Gender:
Excellence identifies as a woman and has exactly the equipment that you'd expect of one.

Kinks:
Excellence is much more interested in the pursuit of restoring honor to the Spelloyal name than anything involving sex. While she has dabbled in such things once or twice, she hasn't really established any kinks. Excellence only has one weakness--cute things. Cute,somewhat effeminate men stand at the top of this list but cute women (and everything genderwise in between) can light almost as much of a fire in her. In the few experiences she's had, she's always been strictly in charge--but maybe having power stripped away from her by a deceptive monster who reveals a much more rugged form after luring her in with an illusion or a docile cutie who turns the tables on her in her spare time can show her why it's better to have the best of both worlds?// I, the player, am quite partial to bondage, non/dubcon, breast/nipple play and worship,spanking, choking and dirty talk I don't mind playing against more monstrous being or a tentacle monster. I'm fine with trying most things-- the only hardlimits that come to mind are toilet play, gore, mutilation,vore, age play, and cum expansion. I'm not really fond of excessive amount of any bodily fluids either or pain that doesn't eventually become pleasurable. Other than that, I'm open to most anything.

Physical Description:
Excellence is rather well built. She would probably classify as somewhat chubby, but the fact on her body is well dispersed and mostly chose to settle in her breasts, ass, and hips. Her figure is most easily compared to an hourglass--but her casual clothing doesn't show it off nearly as much as the clothing she wears during performances. She considers herself above showing off her assets for the benefit of common folk due to her noble lineage...but don't mistake this pride for prudishness. She's more than willing to use her body to her advantage. She's a firm believer in using your gifts for your own benefit. The earthy tones of her skin are very close to than attainable by darker skinned humans--so she has a much easier time blending in and gaining their trust because of her coloring. Sure, she's a tielfing. But she's a particularly human looking tiefling, spared the bright red, blues, and purples of her kin that make them seem even more threatening.

Personality:
Unlike most other tieflings, Excellence has a firm understanding of who she is and where she belongs in society. At the top of the social ladder, enjoying the splendor that comes with being born a Noble. This young tiefling may come off as rather haughty and self-important--but anyone who takes that time to get to know her would quickly learn just how hard she works to maintain this kind of thinking. Upon learning that her family was not, in fact, self made but rather lazy whelps who earned their wealth through dealings with a demon evidenced by her own existence the poor thing had something of an existential crisis. She found solace in thought of righting her family's wrongs by EARNING their superiority. She's a prideful woman bearing the weight of an entire lineage upon her shoulders. And she'll do anything to salvage it.

This no nonsense ambitious core is starkly contrasted against the front that she puts up for those who pay her to perform or in situations where she feels a more...saccharine facade would help her family’s name. She can be quite the charming little devil. Excellence knows just the right buttons to push to make someone feel like he's the king of the world; while of course, secretly using him to fulfill some desire or secret purpose. Her tiefling mischief and tricks take place on a much more subtle mental level.

Familiarity With D&D:
I'm basically a noob when it comes to actually participating in a game; but I have a basic understanding of its mechanics and how it works. Granted, I may have some gaps in my knowledge that can't be filled by watching others play or reading the books--but I'm fine with asking a question if I need to, or (more likely, to avoid being nuisance) researching something more thoroughly if it confuses me. Plus, I don't have a problem being called out on my mistakes and having someone correct me if it comes to that.

How Often Do You Elliquiy?:
I usually pop in a few times daily. I'm an undergrad student, so when I'm not studying or doing schoolwork I have quite a bit of free time. c: I'd be able to respond, under normal circumstances, daily--or at the very least, every other day. c:

Roll Info

Final Results
6 + 4 + 5 = 15
6 + 6 + 5 = 17
4 + 4 + 5 = 13
5 + 4 + 3 = 12
5 + 4 + 3 = 12
6 + 4 + 3 = 13
6 × 25 = 150

Note: Singular rolls are rolls to replace 1s.
Roll ID
Viewer ID
Time Rolled
Roll Summary
127941
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:32:08
At 2018-12-19 15:32:08, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 1d10 Result: 6


Roll ID
Viewer ID
Time Rolled
Roll Summary
127940
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:25:23
At 2018-12-19 15:25:23, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 4d6 Result: 15
127939
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:24:58
At 2018-12-19 15:24:58, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 1d6 Result: 3
127938
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:24:27
At 2018-12-19 15:24:27, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 4d6 Result: 13
127937
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:23:40
At 2018-12-19 15:23:40, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 4d6 Result: 14
127936
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:23:18
At 2018-12-19 15:23:18, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 1d6 Result: 4
127935
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:22:31
At 2018-12-19 15:22:31, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 4d6 Result: 13
127934
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:21:57
At 2018-12-19 15:21:57, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 4d6 Result: 21
127933
Noone or Anyone
2018-12-19 15:21:12
At 2018-12-19 15:21:12, Excellence (uid: 65099) rolls: 4d6 Result: 18

[Ershin]

Thanks for all the entries so far people. It's going to be incredibly hard to pick the players.

Just a reminder to whose who have posted interest but not a character just yet, countdown timer to get any characters it to be considered is 56 hours from the time of this post, 8am GMT Saturday when I usually wake up. I'll re-read everyone's posts, see what characters might work well together, maybe have a little bit of a panic when I find it hard to trim the list and get a post up either later on on Saturday or on Sunday evening GMT with the final picks.

Here's some minor statistics for applications so far;
7 females, 3 males, 3 futa
6 humans, 2 tieflings and a smattering of other races
And honestly a rather varied list of classes

[Kalon]

Finally finished up Excellence's Character Sheet. ^u^
https://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=1782757

[Doomsday]

Aubry's sheet is now finished. I had it at about 90% complete for a couple of weeks, and have now finally polished it off by picking spells and equipment. Good luck to the rest of those that have applied!

[Ershin]

Okay people, applications are now closed.
I'll get a player list up later today along with sending out messages to those chosen.

[Zaer Darkwail]

*with great anticipation waits list to be made*

[Ershin]

It took a while due to a number of reasons, not least of which included my cousins visiting unannounced with their hyperactive (but very cute, even though he didn't like me) 7 month old doggy for a good number of hours, but mostly because I was trying to think about whether I should include more than six players. No one who applied made this in any way easy for me since I liked so many of the entries, so I'm disinclined to make things easy for any of you either so now that I'm upscaling to seven I'll have to try to make any encounters that little bit harder.
I had to force myself to not make it eight or have two simultaneous groups because I have no idea if I could handle having so many people at once.

So here we are, the cast of characters are;

Muse -  Elaurial "Auri" Evermeade
Ampere - Lilian
Doomsday - Aubry Three-Streams
Chulanowa - Thaialie Featherwind
Guancyto - Calanthe
PlushLifeNow - Helena "Mead" Winterbelle
Kalon - Excellence Spelloyal

I'm out for most of the day tomorrow, but I'll try to have an OOC thread up in around 24 hours and an IC thread after the holidays.

Commiserations to those I couldn't include, but I hope I can turn to you should there be any who become unable to play.

[Zaer Darkwail]

*sad not being picked*

Good luck peeps who got selected! Have fun :)

[Muse]

Huzzah!  *Dances*  Thank you for accepting me. 

My sympathies to those for whom there wasn't enough space. 

[PlushLifeNow]

Wunderbar! \o/ What a wonderful spread of characters, I can't wait to get things rolling with you all!