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Started by Vekseid, May 15, 2007, 02:06:42 PM

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Vekseid

"What do you call potassium chloride with a shotgun?"




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"A salt with a deadly weapon!"

TheAlchemist


Oneironaut

Awful, simply awful.

No, I'm not writing it down....this is just a shopping list...yeah, that's it.

*hides slip of paper*

;)

HairyHeretic

*groans*

And I thought I had some bad jokes.
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Quote from: Vekseid on May 15, 2007, 02:06:42 PM
"What do you call potassium chloride with a shotgun?"

"A salt with a deadly weapon!"

speaking of salt there is that one penut comment.

"two penuts walking down a road, one was A Salted!"

LonelyTroll

What was the 98-year-old man charge with after attempting to rape the 18-year-old coed?



Assault with a dead weapon.

:o
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So, two birds were sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, "It smells fishy around here!"