Pick up line

[Tise]

Ok so the name basically says it all. Come up with a pick up line to say to the person above you.

I'll start us off.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!

[Tise]

Sorry I just remembered that I don't have an avatar. Can't imagine trying to say a pick up line to someone you can't see.



Use this.

[Chasseybaby]

Yessiree, I am a master staff handler. Care for me to show you my technique? ;P

[Tise]

Girl your name must be Tamale cause you're hot.  ;)

[Chasseybaby]

I hear ninjas do their best at night. Care to show me how?

[Tise]

Girl you know what they say. Once you go black you end up in a wheelchair  ;)

[Chasseybaby]

LOL!

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Ummm, wanna work out?

[Tise]

Girl I'll drink your bath water. XD I heard that one on a show a long time ago.

[Chasseybaby]

Lol that was bad....  XD

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

[Zaphod]

*wears his pirate hat* I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

[Tise]

Boy you must be from planet DAMN!!!  ;)

[Chasseybaby]

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber? :P Love this one!

[Tise]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name lilly?

[Chasseybaby]

? No?

[Tise]

......uh that was a pick up line xD and apparently it failed.

[Chasseybaby]

Rofl!

I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

[Tise]

Is your daddy a thief? If not then who stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes?

[Chasseybaby]

Awww

You're so sexy that you made me forget my pickup line.

[Chaosengine]

Ya know, I've built up a tolerance to pepper spray. *sexy eyes*

[Tise]

Lol I like that one xD.

Do you have a little black in you? If not do you want some?

[Chasseybaby]

I hate this one...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

[Tise]

XD You don't know how special that makes me feel because I am in fact from Tennessee.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

[Chaosengine]

Honey, you're worth the restraining order.

[Chasseybaby]

I am too, its one I hear more then once when Im out.

Honey, you're worth the restraining order.

NICE! ^^

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

[Chaosengine]

Oooh, classy. XD

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[Tise]

I would laugh if I actually heard a guy tell a girl this one.

I'd look good on you.

[Chasseybaby]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. yumyum

[Tise]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

[Chasseybaby]

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

[Chaosengine]

If you did porn, I'd actually pay for it!

[Chasseybaby]

I remember this one from Black Adder

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."

[Chaosengine]

Black Adder... nice!

My brother/cousin would love to meet you!  :P

[Chasseybaby]

Thank you, Rowan Atkinson is so funny.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

[Chaosengine]

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

[Tise]

Lol

Hey I lost my number. Can I have yours?

[alextaylor]

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it get's the hose again!

Haha! I'd fall for that one.

[Shadowclaw]

If you sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart. :D






(I think that's just barely PG-13, but it seems no worse than others I've seen in this thread.)

[Zaphod]

Pardon me, m'lady, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole, arr?

[Shadowclaw]

I don't know where I saw this... maybe on a comedy show, but I love this line:

"Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

haha I love dark humor.

[Shadowclaw]

*walks in dressed as a pirate*

AR! I be on the look out for some fine booty. Prepare to be boarded!

[Snapespersephone]

do you clean your pants in windex cause I can see myself in them  ;)

[Toral Stimins]

'Do you know the 60 seconds game'?

'No? Have you got a minute?'

[Anjelita]

*walks up to you with a cup of ice, empties it onto the floor, crushes it with a stomping foot multiple times, then smiles winsomely* now that I've broken the ice...

[Snapespersephone]

do you beleive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

[Prefect Mos]

Whos a good girl, your a good girl, Ive got a present for you in my pants.


(Did some one have to say it had to be a good one?)

[Anjelita]

(who says that's -not- a good one lol)

Once you go black, you never go back *brow brow*

[Prefect Mos]

(I have a massive thing for black girls)

You know us white guys actually like to go downstairs!

[ExoticKarma]

"Hey girl", yellow tinted eyes look me up and down. "You in a reeee-lationship?"

Got that the other night at the grocery store. Guy looked trashy as hellbut still... Where's the romance now a days? Would of been more impressed if he offered to buy me the bottle of wine I was getting! XD

[Lycana]

A friend of mine at work go back and forth with the cheesiest pick up lines. This is my favorite:

"Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away."

[Sould]

Are you a goddess because I feel like touching an angel lol

[Rex33]

Are you lost ma'am? Because you're along way from heaven.

[Jazra]

Cute basketball! It'd look cuter on my bedroom floor.

[Rolo]

Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich?  No?  Wanna go have a sandwich?

[jessie123]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Best response to that "are you implying im satan?"

My favorite is "are you a deku nut? Because youre stunning"

[Jazra]

Speaking of Satan, he must really hate you for being hotter than hell.

[jessie123]

Lmao perfect XD

[JarsofPickles]

Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cuz it is precious.

[AmberStarfire]

I don't need your sword, bow or axe. I just need your phone number.

[Tristian Pontis]

another lame one-
Do you know what this shirt is made of.... boyfriend material.

[Shadowclaw]

This is THE best pick up line I've ever heard, and its from How I Met Your Mother:

Guy: Has anyone ever told you... *looks shocked* Oh my God!

Girl: What?

Guy: *panics looking around for help* Oh! Call an ambulance!

Girl: What's going on?

Guy: Shhh! Try not to speak. *brings a chair towards the girl* Here, sit down. Just don't talk. Don't talk.

*girl sits down*

Waitress: Is she okay?

Guy: *to the waitress* I'm serious! Just call 911!

Girl: What's wrong? What's the matter?

Guy: Shhh! Shhh! Just don't move.... Don't move. Just try.... Here, have some water. Water!

The waitress hands him glass of water.

Guy: Drink this. *gives the girl the glass of water and inspects the girl's eyes with a small flashlight*

*The paramedics come.*

Guy: *to the paramedics* Well, thank God you're here!

Girl: What's going on?! *while being inspected by the paramedics*

Guy: I think there might be some internal bleeding, probably some fractures. We gotta get her to the hospital.

Girl: What are you talking about?

Guy: You've had a terrible fall.

Girl: No, I haven't.

Guy: Really? 'Cause I could swear you fell straight out of heaven, Angel.

[LeftGarrow]

"If I asked you to sleep with me would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

Getting laid via paradox!  XD

[Anesa]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

[MikeandIke]

My all-time favorite:

(Say it out loud)

If I were a gardener, I would put your tulips and my tulips together

[Cynnamun]

ayo babe, you from iraq?
cus i think you should baghdad ass up

[cptBacon]

[Cynnamun]

ay gurl are u a beaver?
cuz dam

[MrNaros]

Hey baby I've got my "sights" on you...