U R Banned!

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Prefect Mos

#7950
June 20, 2011, 12:56:12 AM
Your banned for being a sick girl :P

Davina

#7951
June 20, 2011, 01:31:17 AM
You, sir, are banned for not making me better.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Alucarddalv

#7952
June 20, 2011, 01:32:13 AM
You are banned for for biting me.
What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

Character Might and Magic 2: Valenar

Davina

#7953
June 20, 2011, 01:34:48 AM
You're banned for not being honest enough to admit you liked it.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Fieryone

#7954
June 20, 2011, 01:35:13 AM
You are banned for not having an Avatar!

Alucarddalv

#7955
June 20, 2011, 01:35:56 AM
You are banned for smoking in a no smoking section.
What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

Character Might and Magic 2: Valenar

Davina

#7956
June 20, 2011, 01:37:28 AM
You are banned because you didn't defend my lack of avatar.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Fieryone

#7957
June 20, 2011, 01:37:52 AM
You are banned for banning the guy who didn't defend your lacking an Avatar.

Alucarddalv

#7958
June 20, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
You are banned for a lame reason.
What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

Character Might and Magic 2: Valenar

Davina

#7959
June 20, 2011, 01:39:03 AM
You are banned for being on the phone with me while Im banning you.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Alucarddalv

#7960
June 20, 2011, 01:39:26 AM
you banned for not being in my lap while banning you.
What is it to a man if he gains the world but loses his soul.

Twilight doesn't exist nor should it ever had existed. Those things are not vampires no matter how much she wants to say they are. They are fey simple as that.

Does not sparkle.....

Character Might and Magic 2: Valenar

Davina

#7961
June 20, 2011, 01:40:44 AM
You are banned for not being able to keep ahold of me long enough to keep me in your lap while you're banning me.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Fieryone

#7962
June 20, 2011, 01:41:55 AM
You're banned for causing the destruction of the human race via the Cylons.

Davina

#7963
June 20, 2011, 01:43:23 AM
Banned for using a word that belongs in Battle Star Galatica
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Prefect Mos

#7964
June 20, 2011, 02:43:37 AM
Banned for your 16th post.

Sapien

#7965
June 20, 2011, 02:53:04 AM
Just banned!

Davina

#7966
June 20, 2011, 02:53:27 AM
Banned because I have no idea who you are.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Sapien

#7967
June 20, 2011, 02:54:13 AM
Banned for not caring about that!....

Oh yes... and for not making me a nice cup of coffee! (where's that damn whip!)

Prefect Mos

#7968
June 20, 2011, 03:03:10 AM
Banned because I prefer Neanderthalus 

Davina

#7969
June 20, 2011, 03:11:35 AM
Banned for not telling me who Military is so I can ninja leap and Tribble him appropriately... And you know you're jealous of my Whip.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Prefect Mos

#7970
June 20, 2011, 03:14:31 AM
Banned for being dommy, and crushing my dreams... :(

Davina

#7971
June 20, 2011, 03:16:09 AM
Banned for not reading my intro and finding that Im a switch...I think or a sub without proper training. 
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Prefect Mos

#7972
June 20, 2011, 03:17:25 AM
Banned for expecting me to have an attenio... ohhh Kitty!

Davina

#7973
June 20, 2011, 03:19:00 AM
Banned for trying to pet my kitty.
I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes.

I think trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing in the world a woman can do.

Prefect Mos

#7974
June 20, 2011, 03:20:41 AM
Banned for not petting your own kitty. ahh... double entandres.. my dearest friend.
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