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Started by Cicerin Glaydel, May 08, 2010, 12:14:15 PM

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Greg MD

Granted but in a few hours you'll be flushed down a dirty urinal.

I wish I had a cheese burger and curly fries

Belle33

Granted.  but it's a mad cow burger and you'll be on the toilet all night.

I wish I could record a grammy winning song.

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Greg MD

Granted, thanks to the help of computers and your backup singers who have better voices than you, sadly (But not better look! You're a hottie!  ;D )

I wish I was a super hero

Belle33

Granted.  Unfortunately, the only superpower I could conjure was the ability to instantly identify exotic birds.

I wish I had invented facebook first

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Greg MD

Granted. You are now one of the Winklevoss twins! However, you are not Mark Zuckerberg, the guy raking in all the money for it.

I wish to travel around the world, hitting up every single country.

Belle33

Granted, but you are a fugitive who is waned for the spread of STDs

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner

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Greg MD

Granted, but that's also what I name my...oh, you get the point so I'll leave it at that.

I wish I could walk through walls like Kitty Pryde.

Belle33

Granted, but you have to swing your hips to really walk like a woman.

I wish I could have some alone time with Hugh Jackman's Wolverine

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Tambit

Granted, but you are actually going to have alone time with Hugh Jackman's pet, which is a wolverine.

I wish I could be young forever.

MiaFire

-laughingly twitches her nose Bewitched-style- Granted but you didnt specify age and you're stuck as a young pubescent teen.


I wish for a larger house.
In the darkness of the mind and the shadows of imagination...
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Tamhansen

granted. you now live on an old Haviendha in Mexico, next door to your rival drugdealers.

I want to be a women's locker room doorknob
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Belle33

Okay - but why?  What on earth do you think we do with doorknobs?  Granted, but you're the outside knob so you only can't see inside the room.

I would like unlimited iTunes downloads for free for life.

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elone

Granted, unfortunately everything on Itunes is downloaded continuously onto your hard drive, rendering it slow and useless.

I wish for a brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

Roleplays: alive, done, dead, etc.
Reversal of Fortune ~ The Hunt ~ Private Party Suites ~ A Learning Experience ~A Chance Encounter ~ A Bark in the Park ~
Poetry
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Funguy81

Granted, but it was recalled due to faulty engine problems.

I wish to have the ability to draw cartoons.

Belle33

Granted, but you can't draw them well. 

I wish to clone myself and have a threesome with the E hunk of my choice.

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octaviath

Your wish is my command...However, there were some difficulties in the cloning and what you have now are sub-humans. One is short and quite obese with a horrible overbite and one like while the other two seem to have come out joined at the cheek and shoulder. Have fun!

I wish to be immortal!

elone

Granted, unfortunately your immortality is as a resident in the pits of Hell.

I wish I could travel through time.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

Roleplays: alive, done, dead, etc.
Reversal of Fortune ~ The Hunt ~ Private Party Suites ~ A Learning Experience ~A Chance Encounter ~ A Bark in the Park ~
Poetry
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Crazy

Granted,  but step on one butterfly and the multiverse will tear itself apart.

I wish for a Coca-Cola.

Funguy81

Granted, but its that god-awful cherry flavor coke.

I wish for the playstation network to come back online.

Belle33

Granted, but you will  notice a $5000 charge on your next credit card bill.  Good luck getting that sorted out.

I wish to never get sick again.

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elone

You won't, dead people don't get sick.  Sorry

I wish that I were 22 years old again.
In the end, all we have left are memories.

Roleplays: alive, done, dead, etc.
Reversal of Fortune ~ The Hunt ~ Private Party Suites ~ A Learning Experience ~A Chance Encounter ~ A Bark in the Park ~
Poetry
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Belle33

elone!  you are heartless!  you killed me...grrrrrrrrrr

Granted, but now you die at 23.  I hope you make the most of your year.

I wish to be the first female president of the USA.

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RP7466

granted, but the high gas prices and recession are now your fault, women are made to look dumb, and all women hate you for it now.

I wish I had been born 150 years ago when you could homestead land.
"It's my only politics... anti-wife. Any woman who devotes herself to making one man miserable instead of a lot of men happy don't get my vote"

John Wayne as Sam McCord

Sight Beyond

Granted, when you reach adulthood you are drafted into a military and die fighting for some imperial power or in a revolution. 

I wish I could understand why my mind works the way it does. 

Belle33

Granted, but it's required such complex wiring to achieve this level of understanding that I'm afraid you now how an inoperable tumor and only 1 month to live.... enjoy!

I wish men weren't so clueless.

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