Russian Secret School for Love Spies - Pulpy Cold War setting

[RedEve]

This would be a game based upon this pulp novel cover.

Basically a 1950s, Cold War setting. Young women from all over the Soviet Union are trained at a secret facility. The main objective for the graduates of this school: become successful honeytrap operatives in the West.

Some of the students would be volunteers. Many more would be there selected for their physical beauty.

I see this game falling apart in two groups: a small cadre of teachers and a larger group of students.

If the game lasts long enough, we can also incorporate some of the students "graduating" and getting a posting in the West.

For now, this is just an interest check thread. If I have enough interested parties, I will start expanding on the background a bit and do some more world-building.


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[b]Name:[/b]
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[b]Role:[/b] (instructor or student/recruit)
[b]Background:[/b] (you can write as extensive a bio as you’d like, but some of the focus should go to how they ended up at the school. For instructors, this means how they ended up teaching at the institution. For students, this means how they ended up as recruits. In terms of the latter, this could be variety of motives: an ideologue who volunteers, a more skeptical individual who was coerced or a girl who is there by force).

The IC part of this game would start in the Spring of 1955.



Approved characters

Colonel Titanya Krushenko - played by Chrystal

Name: Colonel Titanya Krushenko
Age: 42
Role: Instructor
Background: Titanya's parents were peasant workers in a factory in St Petersburg when she was born.  A year later her father went to war, came back missing an arm. He was lucky. Her mother worked hard to support the famoly, but when the revolution swept the country, both Titanya's parents joined the Bolshevik party.

Her mother became very active and her father did what he could with one arm. During the civil war, he became commissar to an infantry regiment, while his wife was put in charge of the factory she had formerly been little more than a slave at. Titanya's father was killed fighting the Ukranian Nationalists in 1919.

Titanya excelled in school, and was recruited into the NKVD, where she rose slowly through the ranks of the Leningrad branch, denounced her own mother as an enemy of the People when in 1936 the shoe factory failed to meet it's quota for the third time.

During WWII she was still based in Leningrad when the Germans besieged the city. She received the Award Of Lenin for her part in the defense of the city and was promoted to Major. Her military experience meant she qualified for Spetsnaz training and she excelled at this with a certain ruthlessness, becoming Company Commander for a covert operations unit. After the war, when the NKVD was split up, she remained with the GRU's Spetsnaz units.

When the Honey-trap school was being set up, the people at the top identified a need for a woman instructor who could teach the girls how to seduce other women. Someone, as a joke, suggested Comrade Krushenko. But the Soviet system does not recognise jokes, the suggestion was taken seriously, and Titanya found herself reassigned and promoted to Colonel.

To everyone's surprise, including her own, she has taken to the role like a duck to water!

Yulia Fedorovich - played by RedEve

Name: Yulia Fedorovich
Age: 30
Role: Instructor
Background: Yulia was born in 1925 to Yuri Fedorovich and his wife Marga. Her father Yuri had been at the forefront of the revolution 8 years prior and it had afforded her family a privileged position within Soviet Russia. So much so that they were one of the original tenants in the Government Building in Moscow upon its completion. So from an early age, Yulia and her two older brothers Vasily and Anton had lived the lives of the children of the Russian elite. Yuri Fedorovich had further distinguished himself during the second World War and rose to the rank of General in the Red Army. His eldest son Vasily was injured at Kursk and built a further career in the Red Army post-war on his supposed heroism. Anton for his part made a career in the NKVD and subsequently the MGB. Yulia spent the war years as an overseer in a war factory. It was only after the glorious victory of Comrade Stalin that the next phase in her life began. With the Cold War steadily warming up, she was identified as a good prospect for a female field operative. Her family connections also helped her achieve this goal. She was recruited in 1947 and finished her training in 1949. She was successfully deployed as a foreign operative in Western Europe and on the East Coast of America for half a decade until she was burned as an asset on a botched operation. With her face now being familiar to Western intelligence agencies, she became useless in the field. Thankfully, by then the spy school for young women had been approved and she was swiftly identified as a perfect candidate to teach at the institute. The idea is for her to pass on her experience in seduction and manipulation of the many western officials, diplomats and officers she shared the bed with on to the pupils at the school.

Bianka Fuch - played by Foxy Oni

Name: Bianka Fuchs
Age: 26
Role: Student/Recruit
Background: Like Karl Marx, Bianka was born in the German city of Trier. Her father Konrad was an intellectual and a member of the Kommunistische Partei Deutschlands. Tragically her mother passed away a few years after her birth. When Adolph Hitler came into power and banned the KPD, Konrad and his daughter crossed the border into Luxembourg. There he raised her in his ideology, even having her learn the Russian language of the Soviets he supported as wel as the French many of their neighbors spoke. When the Nazis invaded in 1940  Konrad joined the resistance. But finding it too passive and disturbed by the antisemitism of some of the factions (the Fuchs family were non-practicing Jews), he took Bianka with him to France to join the efforts there as a member of the communist-led Francs-Tireurs et Partisans. While Konrad was an active combatant, the teenage Bianka did her part by smuggling messages and supplies, as well as giving first aid when needed.

After the war, The Fuchs family stayed in France, After a few years, Konrad took a position at the University of Bonn and reurned to Germany. Bianka had been working as a hotel maid in Metz, eventually rising to a management position. Both retained their communist loyalties, although they wisely kept them quiet and instead presented themselves as more acceptable socialists.

While visiting her father in the early 50's, Bianka was recruited into the recently formed Ministerium für Staatssicherheit. More commonly known as the Stasi, this was East Germay's secret police and intelligence agency. Her position at a hotel in an industrial city and transportation hub made her a keen asset, as well as her ability to pass for French.

Eventually the Stasi passed information about Bianka to their counterparts in the Soviet Union and she was selected to undergo more specialized intelligence training there. Honored to be able to do more for the cause of German communism, she took a sabbatical from her job (claiming her father was ill) and went to Russia. While what she is learning is valuable, Bianka has not had an easy time in the program. Some veterans of the Great Patriotic War do not fully trust a German. Others had questions about her commitment to communism since she had lived most of her life in the West. And some Soviets shared Stalin's antisemitic feelings. As a result she has suffered some abuse that her Russian classmates are not subjected to. Still, Bianka pushes on in her quest to be the best agent she can.

Natalya Vanya Evanovich - played by Blinkin

Name: Natalya Vanya Evanovich
Age:26
Description: Natalya, standing at an unimpressive 5’6, is none the less a striking woman with golden-blonde hair framing an oval face with dark, chocolate brown eyes and full, kiss me lips and softly tanned skin. A slender neck leads into well rounded shoulders, firm C-cup breasts and a slender, softly curving hips and lovely heart-shaed rear. Smooth, shapely legs completes the image of womanly curves that fits the image of any American pin-up.
Role: Student/recruit
Background:
Natalya was born to a mill worker in Stalingrad; her mother worked as a school teacher. When the germans invaded and the battle for Stalingrad began, her father joined the army and died on the first night of the first actions against the nazi’s. Over the next several months, things were hard for the Evanovich family as both Natalya and her mother went to work in the war effort; Natalya lied about her age in order to get work and help put what food there was on the table.

In the winter of 43, while  the two women were working on repairing communication lines near the edges of the city, they were captured by a german patrol. The germans were not kind, but the distraction of two women being raped served to allow a squad of Russian troopers to take the nazi’s unaware… her mother was killed in the fire-fight as she tried to get away from one of the soldiers.

Jump forward to 1955…

A woman’s cry of pain echoed off of the walls as another slap left a hand-mark against her bare breast and she spun again…. Her arms straining in the manacles that held her on her toes; her clothing laid in a pile in a corner where they had been thrown after the KGB officer had ordered them cut from her body.

“Tell the truth whore!” the man in the uniform of the KGB shouted at her as another hand slapped her rounded bare ass and her toes left the floor for a moment, another scream filled the room as her full weight dropped upon her arms. “You are a traitor to the Motherland!”

“No, no, no, I know nothing… I did nothing..” she whimpered. She had been hanging there for hours and marks covered her body… and she didn’t even know why.

The officer stepped closer, the fanatical glare met hers as he yanked upward on her hair, “You are a traitor and you whored for Nazi’s. We have witnesses, photographs… we have you.”

Natalya began to sob softly, “I was raped… my mother was raped…”

A fist slammed into her mid-section and she couldn’t make a sound as the breath left her, even through the pain. “You comforted the enemy in war… you betrayed your people… you should of died first.”

He turned away as she gasped for breath and shivered in the chill room.

“So, you have a choice whore.” He turned back and looked at her. She was an attractive woman with curves that even Americans would like. “You can whore for prison guards in Siberia…. Or you can whore for the KGB. Spread your legs for us and you will have a good life… spread those lovely legs for who we tell you to and you will have a very good life…” He grinned, “Or you can freeze your tits off with frostbite.”

Natalya had no choice and the man knew it; she agreed to his terms… anything to avoid more pain and humilitation at his hands…

Within 2 weeks, with the bruises healed, she stepped off the transport and into a life as a spy, what they called a honey-trap.

Colonel Sergei Orluv - played by MagicalPen

Name: Colonel Sergei Orluv
Age: 48
Role: Instructor
Background: Little is known of Colonel Orluv. What is known is that he was born in the Russian Steppes to what would become a Red Family. His father served with distinction both during World War I and during the Civil War between the Reds and Whites at its end (he was for the Reds). Sergei followed in his fathers footsteps, having a small but active role in the revolution (as a messenger carrier - being so young, no one would stop to question him) before gaining his own promotion into the Red Army. He went through extensive though secretive training in the Interwar years and is rumored to have taken part in the conflicts centered around Finland as well.

Colonel Orluv's record is rather...plain since then, most of his service still under lock and key. What is known is that he is now a Colonel, is Red through and through, speaks multiple languages, and due to his 'service' he was deemed best for the role of instructor at this new school. He has overseas experience (still classified) and his understanding of how people work have made him ideal for this job.

Svetlana Doinya - played by RedPhoenix

Name: Svetlana Doinya
Age: 19
Role: Ace Student
Background: Svetlana is a true believer in the great cause of the People's Revolution. She is happy that her superior proletarian genes have given her a body that great Mother Russia can use as a weapon to distract and confuse the stupid, decadent, men of the West. She views her training as just like any other job training that her country would require of her.

Svetlana is the daughter of a soldier (first name Alcock) who died heroically while Svetlana was still in the womb. Her mother raised her with stories of her father's bravery and showed her his old award all of the time. Svetlana grew up wishing to do proud by her father, and although he might not have wanted this exact job for his daughter he's not around to stop her or tell her otherwise and so she dedicates herself to her craft to live up to her great name.

She volunteered for the prestigious secret service straight out of school and due to her stunning looks, very cooperative attitude, and prestigious heritage was accepted very early to the school for honeytraps. In the time she has been there she has proven herself an excellent student of the seductive arts.

Svetlana is disdainful of anyone she doesn't think is good enough to be a part of her elite sisterhood and will mercilessly use all social tools at her disposal to drive those she looks down on run away from the school or beg to be allowed to go.

Alyona Zharkova - played by Dashenka

Name: Alyona Zharkova
Age: 20
Role: New student / Recruit
Background: Viktor Zharkov was a man deemed dangerous by the communist party in power. He was progressive and fiercely against Stalin and later on, Khrushchev, a trait considered highly dangerous. He and his family were soon arrested and taken from their home in Volgograd. Viktor was brought to justice in the capital, along with his wife and son, who were said to be against the regime as well. Their youngest daughter was put into the care of her grandparents while their oldest daughter, Alyona was brought to a secret government experiment.

Alyona had warned her dad to stop and to just let it go but the moment the police was at their door, she knew it was trouble. She hadn't seen her parents, brother or sister since and when she delivered to the facility, she didn't know where she was or what was expected of her. Mostly happy to still be alive, Yona decided to just go with the flow and see what happens.

She is quiet and careful and needs a lot of training to comfortable approach men or people in general. The reason she was selected for the project was her looks. Despite her intelligence she can sometimes be a bit slow at grasping things.

Threads

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[Foxy DeVille]

SUPER-interested!

[RedEve]

SUPER-interested!

Yay! Welcome aboard Foxy. :)

[Chrystal]

Expressing interest in the butch lesbian spy-mistress type trope, as typified by Rosa Klebb in From Russia With Love, played by the ever lovely Lotte Lenya.



(Depending upon What Eve wants, I may or may not face-claim Lotte).

[RedEve]

Both the basic concept and face claim would be fine, Chrystal.

I will create a character sheet template once I have some more interest.

[RedEve]

Tentatively interested. Is this a James Bond moon lasers and sexy assassins sort of universe or a George Smiley subtle intrigue and layers and layers of deception universe? Or something else? :)

Pulpy, sexy spy fantasy, I would say. :)

[Foxy DeVille]

I was thinking of an East German in the Stasi who is not quite trusted in Russia so close to the end of WWII so she tends to get a bit... abused. >:)

[Blinkin]

If no one minds a guy playing a girl, I'll express tentitive interest. Perhaps sent to the school as an opportunity to avoid a long, long, long visit to Siberia over some crime (political or not) committed by a close male figure.

Although I know the time period is very wrong, the face could fit... Izabella... what's her last name... from Goldeneye back in '95.

[RedEve]

If no one minds a guy playing a girl, I'll express tentitive interest. Perhaps sent to the school as an opportunity to avoid a long, long, long visit to Siberia over some crime (political or not) committed by a close male figure.

Although I know the time period is very wrong, the face could fit... Izabella... what's her last name... from Goldeneye back in '95.

Scorupco.

The woman who perhaps wasted the most opportunities to become an A-lister.

She turned down parts in both L.A. Confidential (the Kim Basinger role) and The Mask of Zorro (the part that made Catherine Zeta-Jones famous).

[Blinkin]

That's it! Thanks.

Everyone makes bad decisions, some just make a lot more of them than others and don't have the sense... or perhaps an agent?... to just kiss the gift-horse rather than checking it's teeth.

At any rate, it's the face... perhaps the body... that I'm thinking about. I remember that she was a looker and actually looked russian to me on screen.

[RedEve]

Okay, so I have enough interest for a handful of students and at least one teacher.
I will give this some more time, if I get a few more interested players, I think we have enough of a basis to move on to the next phase (character sheets).

[Foxy DeVille]

Question... are there gonna be male characters in this? The inspiration pic is all gals but certain skills might need to be demonstrated on someone the gender of their likely targets.

[RedEve]

Male and female instructors will feature.

[MagicalPen]

Color me interested as a Male Teacher.

[Blinkin]

Color me interested as a Male Teacher.

As I know your thoughts on males playing females, will you have any issue playing off of me as a female student? I don't want to cause theGM difficulties over a potential issue.

[MagicalPen]

No issue, I just simply wont sexually interact with your character.

[Blinkin]

Fair enough. I'll respect thatrestriction.

[Chrystal]

That's it! Thanks.

Everyone makes bad decisions, some just make a lot more of them than others and don't have the sense... or perhaps an agent?... to just kiss the gift-horse rather than checking it's teeth.

At any rate, it's the face... perhaps the body... that I'm thinking about. I remember that she was a looker and actually looked russian to me on screen.

Agents make bad decisions too. Look at Dick Rowe, who famously turned down a four-piece band from Liverpool because he thought that "Guitar based bands were just a fad and on the way out".

[Chrystal]

I have a technical question: Is this under Comrade Stalin, or Comrade Krushchev? Basically before 1953 or after?

[RedEve]

I would say Krushchev.

Basically post-Beria. Since his inclusion would be too sinister and dark for something that is meant to be pulpy and fun.

[Chrystal]

I'm trying to come up with a name for my character. So far I have the following:

Takinallya Nikasoffalot
Titanya Krushenka

......


Um, yeah, maybe not... I'll probably go with something a lot easier to type.

I do have another serious question though: Is the school going to be teaching the young Gospozas the ancient arts of softening up a prisoner, extracting information, inducing Stockholm Syndrome, and how to resist the above?

In other words are the staff allowed to torture the students sexually, and make them torture each other (in many ways just as much fun)?

[Chrystal]

Actually, so do I. It's subtle enough that it actually could be a real Russian name and the sexual hints are quite nicely concealed so people might actually miss them...

So, Colonel Titanya Krushenka of the GRU?

For those who don't know, the GRU is the military arm of the Russian Intelligence Service. Unlike the KGB, it survived Glasnost and is currently the most active intelligence gathering agency in the world. The GRU also until recently had control of the Spetsnaz troops, Russia's equivalent of the UK's SAS/SBS and US' Rangers/Seals. There is no real equivalent in the Western Intelligence world.

In the modern take on Juvenal's famous quote Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? - "Who will watch the watchmen?" - in fact it was the GRU who watched the KGB - and sometimes vice versa. KGB operations were often subject to GRU oversight, and the GRU would use the KGB as a front for their own operations.

Just waiting for a character sheet to fill in...

[RedEve]

In other words are the staff allowed to torture the students sexually, and make them torture each other (in many ways just as much fun)?

There will be some of that, though of course it depends on what you would deem "torture".

So they would be taught counter-interrogation techniques, but the idea is not to push the women so far that they crack.

Basically they are training a very specific type of operative at this school: the honeytrap.

[Chrystal]

Hmmm... but they would have to be taught stuff like bondage, just in case the target was into that sort of thing?

[Foxy DeVille]

Well, I would volunteer my girl for demonstration purposes in those classes. Of course she might not be too eager to be volunteered...

I'm thinking of going with Bianka Fuchs as the name of my Stasi sweetie. It may sound a bit on the nose but it also is a nod to my favorite Bond girl Fiona Volpe, whose name roughly translates into "white fox" in a mix of Gaelic and Italian.

[RedEve]

Hmmm... but they would have to be taught stuff like bondage, just in case the target was into that sort of thing?

They would be instructed in a wide range of subjects.
Which might indeed go from the specifically sexual to things like flirting, seduction, ...

[Chrystal]

*grins* This is going to be fun.

We are in the era of Burgess, Maclean, Philby and Blunt; the Profumo Affair; The Cuban Missile Crisis; J.Edgar Hoover; The Korean War; The Suez Crisis; The Berlin Airlift; The USA having a sausage as president (JFK Famously told the world "I Am A Sausage" - "Ich Bin Ein Berliner", owing to some rather bad research. Mind you, he would probably not have done any better today if he'd used Google Translate!)

There were more leaks in the Western intelligence services at that time than you'll find in the Millenium Stadium next Sunday at 2:30pm BST.

They would be instructed in a wide range of subjects.
Which might indeed go from the specifically sexual to things like flirting, seduction, ...

He he...I can just see Col Krushenka flirting with the girls... "Your target may not be attractive. Your target may not even be male. Your target may not even be human (Uh no, wait, scratch that bit) You must be prepared for any and all eventualities. Now, try and seduce me!"

[Foxy DeVille]

*grins* This is going to be fun.

We are in the era of Burgess, Maclean, Philby and Blunt; the Profumo Affair; The Cuban Missile Crisis; J.Edgar Hoover; The Korean War; The Suez Crisis; The Berlin Airlift; The USA having a sausage as president (JFK Famously told the world "I Am A Sausage" - "Ich Bin Ein Berliner", owing to some rather bad research. Mind you, he would probably not have done any better today if he'd used Google Translate!)

Well, the Kennedy thing is an urban legend. The phrasing expressed "I am one with the people of Berlin" as opposed to "Ich bin Berliner" which would mean "I am a person of Berlin" in a literal sense, which Kennedy with his Boston accent clearly was not. Berliners the food (a type of pastry) aren't even called Berliners in Berlin.

Then again, if one of us is sent to seduce a certain young American senator in the 50s, maybe Kennedy and his sausage would appear.

[Blinkin]

I could be way off base, but with the mention of honey-pot, and the usual references, information was gathered by seduction and compromising the target in a variety of ways in a sexual manner.

Examples might include...

putting the spy into a position to be noticed by the target and a relationship is formed as a mistress. As men are usually want to do in the post orgasmic state, skillful pillowtalk revealed bits of information that could then be expanded on in other ways by the spy. In essence, the spy is given access by being trusted by the target. Usually a long term situation for the spy.

The spy lures the target into a twist and the target is photographed (recorded) committing an embarrassing, or illegal act and is blackmailed into providing information, sometimes through the honey, or another source. Usually a short term assignment with a lot of targets who feel like they're in a safe place.

There are others, but as torture leaves marks and the idea was to generate continuous, long term sources, it would be frowned upon. If you just wantedbeat the information out of him, there were plenty of sources for that from the 1940's up to the mid 70's via POW's from a variety of wars, conflicts and so on.

The 50's, 60's and 70's were the times when the CIA and the KGB worked constantly toout-spy the other by using more subtle ways to get long-term sources. There was even an upper level CIA guy who got trapped in the historical honey-pot for several years. There's rumors of military officers, even personages in government service getting trapped (Senators/concilmen)

The Soviet honey-pot was very successful for a few years, then the CIA got wind of it and tried to do their own, less successful verion in the 60's. The chinese still use it.

[Chrystal]

*shrugs* Ah, a doughnut, not a sausage. I knew it was something edible. Personally, I just listened to the end of the speech and I could swear he did use the indefinite article "ein", and I could also swear I heard laughter from the audience!

Of course everyone knew what he meant to say, but US presidents are well known for saying dumb things into microphones...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0

The term for what Blinkin is describing is usually "The Badger Game" and it is as old as the hills. Originally iot would involve the woman seducing her target and then when they were in a compromising position a man would burst in and demand to know "What are you doing with my wife?", and demand payment in order to not either kill him in a crime of passion or reveal him to be a philandering adulterer.

With the advent of recording devices of course, the game became more sophisticated and gave the agent the option of working alone, and also allowed a much longer term form of blackmail. Of course the main issue with that approach is the reply "Publish and be damned!" which defeats the whole objective of blackmail, and can be reinforced by the victim going public!

The other method, similar to the above, is to drug the victim, then take the photos/recordings while he/she is unconscious. The victim has no idea that anything untoward happened and wakes up alone in their hotel room, and it is only when the first set of prints arrive in the post that they realise something happened!

[Blinkin]

Hey, everyone else was getting Jack's sausage, why not a russian agent?

I came across a news story from 2010 where a russian hony-trap almost caught an Obama staffer... Or, did she and then got caught? Need to actually read the articles.

[Foxy DeVille]

*shrugs* Ah, a doughnut, not a sausage. I knew it was something edible. Personally, I just listened to the end of the speech and I could swear he did use the indefinite article "ein", and I could also swear I heard laughter from the audience!

The indefinite article makes the statement "I am a Berliner" less literal and more symbolic in German, he said it how he needed to. The laughter came from self-deprecating remarks he had made about his pronunciation when using the phrase earlier in his speech. It's funny how the myth snowballed. There were some reporters even claiming that citizens of Berlin don't call themselves Berliners, which is both not true and some you think they could have easily checked on.

Now on the subject of words with two meanings, I love the fact that the Soviet name for its female seductresses is "lastochka," which means "swallow" as in the bird but makes for a hilarious albeit presumably unintentional double entendre.

Hey, everyone else was getting Jack's sausage, why not a russian agent?

I came across a news story from 2010 where a russian hony-trap almost caught an Obama staffer... Or, did she and then got caught? Need to actually read the articles.

That got blown a wee bit out of proportion, as can be read here. In a nutshell, someone connected with Anna Chapman, most famous of the Russian spies that were caught, tried to get close to someone with connections to an official. And when there's a story with sexy spies involved, the initial report gets quoted a lot while the clarification gets skipped over.  Kind of like how one article noted a neighbor of a spy couple that was caught joked "They couldn't be spies. Look what she did with the hydrangeas" and other stories based on the article treated it as serious.

[RedEve]

Hey gang, I hope to get the character sheet template up by Friday.
Perhaps tonight, otherwise sometime Friday afternoon.
Tomorrow is less likely as I'll be rather busy.

[Foxy DeVille]

Okay but I called the name Svetlana Doinya first.

This school is gonna have the best morning roll call.

[RedEve]

Found some time to write the template after all.
You can find it in the opening post.
Feel free to start sending me your concepts. But I will probably only be able to properly review them over the weekend.

[Chrystal]

Hmmm. Would people more enjoy a skinny blonde little miss perfect who will totally mean girls the other students and be a total teachers pet, or a plus size babe recruited mostly against her will on the theory that her bodacious curves will appeal to decadent americans who will be insecure and easy to boss around?

Yes...?

Both! *giggles*

[Blinkin]

And here I was just going to go with a simple name like Katrina Papalov...

I guess I need to go back and try to think of a sexy name or one with multiple sexual meanings... *chuckles*

Perhaps I'll ust give in to Pussy Willow....

[RedEve]

I have added the first approved character to the opening post.
Will do so with each approved character.
Do be patient with me when you send a CS, I will be fairly busy between now and Friday, so there is a chance it might take a day or two before I get to yours.
Depending on when I get it and how much time I have to properly review it between then and now.

[Chrystal]

If we get you both pets you have to play with both of them!

Naturally - probably at the same time!

*snigger*

And here I was just going to go with a simple name like Katrina Papalov...

I guess I need to go back and try to think of a sexy name or one with multiple sexual meanings... *chuckles*

Perhaps I'll ust give in to Pussy Willow....

Blinks, babe, you can use whatever name you wish!

[Blinkin]

Oh, I know. Was just poking at everyone. I should learn to not do that... It just gets me into trouble.

Not that trouble doesn't follow me around anyway... I use to have a cat named Trouble and he followed me like a love-sick puppy for 14 years... so Trouble did follow me just about everywhere.

[Dashenka]

I'll keep my eyes on things for a bit. Looks good but not sure if I got enough time to handle another game :P

[Chrystal]

Funny thing, Dasha, I was wondering whether you might find this interesting, or whether you might find it offensive - a bit like setting a RP in South Africa under Apartheid might be offensive to some South Africans.

History can be a touchy subject...!

[Dashenka]

It's fiction. I'm not easily offended by that.

It should have been called Soviet Secret School but as I said, it's fiction :D


Besides.. we won the Cold War...  ;D

[RedEve]

It's fiction. I'm not easily offended by that.

It should have been called Soviet Secret School but as I said, it's fiction :D


Besides.. we won the Cold War...  ;D

The title is lifted straight from the pulp novel.  ;D

[Chrystal]

Besides.. we won the Cold War...  ;D

Yeah, like America won the War of 1812... *winks*

I'd say it was a draw!

[Blinkin]

That's the title of a book? Damn it, can't get it... *sighs* all the fun sounding books... lol

I thought that the cold war was over because someone finally paid the 'lectric bill...

Or the soviets finally got the secrets to rubatussan...

[Dashenka]

We won the space race. Which is what the Cold War was about for a good part. We also had/have more nukes, a bigger standing army and much, much more land. We're also richer.

But the Americans invented propaganda so they will tell you differently :p


Or maybe that was the Soviets... Hmm..  ;)

[gaggedLouise]

Are you sure about winning the space race, Dasha? After all, the Americans were first with

- landing men on the moon
- creating a viable space shuttle system
- photographing Jupiter up-close, and all planets beyond it
- landing advanced probes on Mars and getting them to take colour pictures, analyze the soil and so on (while the Soviet Mars probes had failed or gone silent after just a minute or so on the ground)

::)

I'll admit Gorbachev mattered as much as Reagan to getting he Cold war to a peaceful end - or more than Reagan...

/Luiza, officially lurking on this one. It's a setting of a kind I love, but I don't thnk Iäll have the time to get into the game.

[Dashenka]

Are you sure about winning the space race, Dasha? After all, the Americans were first with

- landing men on the moon
- creating a viable space shuttle system
- photographing Jupiter up-close, and all planets beyond it
- landing advanced probes on Mars and getting them to take colour pictures, analyze the soil and so on (while the Soviet Mars probes had failed or gone silent after just a minute or so on the ground)

::)

I'll admit Gorbachev mattered as much as Reagan to getting he Cold war to a peaceful end - or more than Reagan...

/Luiza, officially lurking on this one. It's a setting of a kind I love, but I don't thnk Iäll have the time to get into the game.

First object in orbit, Sputnik 1
First dog in orbit, Layka
First man in orbit, Yuri Gagarin
First spacestation, MIR

and right now the only country with an active space programme :D

[Blinkin]

And lets not forget a damned good hockey league should never be discounted.

I recall a quote from a book that I read so long ago that I've forgotten the title.

"Looks like a brawl where a hockey game broke out."

It's kinda like two southerners talking about which mother has the best biscuits... ;)

[Dashenka]

The hockey league actually took quite a beating after the Lokomotiv Yaroslav team plane crash.




We're not talking RL... none of the above mentioned actually happened. It's all made in Hollywood :P


Serious note... what's the minimum age you'd accept for a character?

[Blinkin]

Yeah, everyone knows that the moon landings were done on a stage set and funded by the CIA to spoof the KGB's attempts to learn the secrets to our rockets  not blowing up.... then Apollo 13 happened and the russians gave up on spying on Nasa.

[MagicalPen]

I will get a profile in later today, after work.

[RedEve]

Serious note... what's the minimum age you'd accept for a character?

18  :-)

[Dashenka]

Alright.

Got a bit too many games going at the moment. Some usually die early. Then I get more time for this one :D

[Chrystal]

So, Comrades, when does school start? I am guessing we could use a few more students?

[Foxy DeVille]

I guess the same.

Oh, I was thinking the school should be called the University for Secret Seductress Recruits. That way it could save money by just using the government's letterhead.  :P

[RedEve]

There is no immediate rush, I will probably at least take most of the weekend to review any CS that are still to arrive.

[Chrystal]

Wondering if this should be our theme song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpVqWS-cUKc

[RedEve]

Another character was added to the opening post.

So far we have three teachers and two students. I would like some more of both before we get started.
I have at least one more student that is close to approval, so the numbers are more or less even at the moment.

[RedEve]

And another student is up. :)

[Chrystal]

Point of information, which is probably not in the least bit important... Colonel Orluv is wearing a Two-Star General's uniform!

The character name is almost identical to the name of the Bond Villain used as the pic base, General Orlov, from Octopussy.

As I said, probably not important, but I thought I'd mention it...

[RedEve]

I would love to add some more players. At the same time, I do not want to delay the start of this game indefinitely.
I think I will give it until this weekend and then possibly start it, depending on how I feel about the roster at that time.

[Dashenka]

I will join. Just haven't found the right character yet :)

[RedEve]

I will join. Just haven't found the right character yet :)

Yay!  :D

[wigglebiscuit]

Yeah, everyone knows that the moon landings were done on a stage set and funded by the CIA to spoof the KGB's attempts to learn the secrets to our rockets  not blowing up.... then Apollo 13 happened and the russians gave up on spying on Nasa.

I do hope this is a joke. But the lack of smilies worries me...

OP, which would you rather have for your next submission: a student or an instructor?

[Dashenka]

*noms the biscuit*

[wigglebiscuit]

Hey Dash! Hope things are going well for you!

[RedEve]

I do hope this is a joke. But the lack of smilies worries me...

OP, which would you rather have for your next submission: a student or an instructor?

Well we are at even numbers now, so either is fine, though probably easier if we keep the students in the numerical advantage (if either side does).

Dashenka, would you be going student or instructor?

[Dashenka]

I'll be a student.

[Chrystal]

Yeah, everyone knows that the moon landings were done on a stage set and funded by the CIA to spoof the KGB's attempts to learn the secrets to our rockets  not blowing up.... then Apollo 13 happened and the russians gave up on spying on Nasa.

I do hope this is a joke. But the lack of smilies worries me...

OP, which would you rather have for your next submission: a student or an instructor?

It depends on whether you are able to get your copy of Conspiracy Monthly magazine in the post or not... If you can, he was joking. If you can't, well there's your answer really...





..... No, Blinkin is blind and has difficulty posting smilies, because he can't see what they resemble. to him, :-D is just "Colon-Dash-D"

[Blinkin]

Sorry, I was being silly. :) Only take half of what I say as serious, and even that half should be viewed with about a pound of salt. I should learn to just not make funny on these threads; it never goes over well and I forget that people who don't know my style don't always... hell, even sometimes... gets my humor.

Now that I have thoroughly muddied the waters... How about them bears?

[Chrystal]

Blinks, dear, even thouse of us who do know your style don't always get your humour....

Bears? Oh my!



The Tupelov TU95 heavy bomber, designated "Bear" by NATO

(For Blink's benefit, it's a sleek silver thing with a huge wingspan, massive tail fin and four engines (two per wing) each having a double turbofan. Red stars on tail and wings).

[Blinkin]

Sounds vaguely like the early B-52... damned russian spies stole another set of plans! lol

[Dashenka]

They also made a passenger version of it. When Chruchev flew it to New York, they didn't have stairs reaching up to the doors making disembarking a bit of a faff. The props are contra rotating. Meaning the two props per engine spin in opposite directions to generate more power. This was almost just as fast as a jet liner of that age :) It sounds pretty amazing and impressive.

So far my factual history lesson :D

[Dashenka]

Is Bianka a redhead or not? I hate being colourblind :(

[RedEve]

Is Bianka a redhead or not? I hate being colourblind :(

Looks like auburn to me, but the red background might be playing tricks on me.

[Dashenka]

Ok I call dibs on the redhead then :D

[Blinkin]

There's a reddhead?? Damn it, I hate being blind. ;)

I'm reading a book, and have to ask... has anyone ever seen a red-headed native American? It's the second such character that has passed through my reading world in the past 6 months. My brother-in-law is 3/4th Cherrokee and has never seen one... It would be an interesting combination, but... where do you find red-headed indians.

Ok, back on topic.. sorta... Would the school teach in russian, or be a sort of full emersion English school... IE, "Speak English! you are suppose to be english, not russians!

[RedEve]

Ok, back on topic.. sorta... Would the school teach in russian, or be a sort of full emersion English school... IE, "Speak English! you are suppose to be english, not russians!

A combination of the two.
There would be moments they are required to speak English/French/German/...
Other times they would communicate in Russian.

[Dashenka]

Just one thing... if you want to type something in Russian, please don't use Google. They're not very good in translating to Russian :D

[RedEve]

Just one thing... if you want to type something in Russian, please don't use Google. They're not very good in translating to Russian :D

I think I would just imply they are speaking Russian depending on the context. :P

[Dashenka]

haha yeah of course btu I meant if you wanted to translate something into real Russian, don't use Google :D

[Chrystal]

But what else do those of us who don't speak Russian use?

Simple technique with Google for making sure your translations are at least passable: Put the translation back through the other way. If you gat back what you started with it's a reasonable bet that it's correct. If you get back sometyhing different, you can be pretty sure it id wrong!

Oh and Google Translate fucks up ideomatic French, too!

May I make a suggestion?

Obviously the bulk of conversation is going to be in Russian, so that is the default language: we assume speaking in Russian unless told otherwise. To indicate another language, our ilustrious GM pics one of the following:

Colour coding - Red for English, Bold black for German, Green for Italian, Blue for French. Or whatever colour

Acronym tags. Use an acronym around the speech, with the language it is said in, like this:

Code Select Expand

[acronym=Arabic]"This is how you would talk in Riyadh"[/acronym]
"This is how you would talk in Riyadh"

Prose identification: the simplest and easiest, just state in your post what language the character is talking in: "We meet at last, Mr Bond", Tityana said in heavily accented English, with a soft ironic chuckle.

[Dashenka]

Also RedEve, you might have to change the size of the picture for my character. My background is a bit too short for the pic and I'm the only one who has a picture that's longer than it's width :)

[Blinkin]

So, we meet for the first time for the last time for the first time...

I can only speak for me, but the formatting is going to go right over my head; the screen reader won't tell me that it's there.

So, I'll just stick to the tried and true method of professional writers throughout recent history... "He said in a thick russian accent..." It's a solid indication of intent and I can see it. ;)

And, yes this post is actually meant to be as non-serious as possible.

[Foxy DeVille]

Is Bianka a redhead or not? I hate being colourblind :(

Not. The model is more of a a brunette but like RedEve said the background seems to make it look redder.



So redhead away!

Just one thing... if you want to type something in Russian, please don't use Google. They're not very good in translating to Russian :D

Hee hee... maybe I'll use it anyway since Bianka isn't a native Russian speaker.  ;)

[Chrystal]

So, we meet for the first time for the last time for the first time...

I can only speak for me, but the formatting is going to go right over my head; the screen reader won't tell me that it's there.

So, I'll just stick to the tried and true method of professional writers throughout recent history... "He said in a thick russian accent..." It's a solid indication of intent and I can see it. ;)

And, yes this post is actually meant to be as non-serious as possible.

Actually, you're right and I had (as usual) totally forgotten that your text reader can't see colours. So yeah, let's stick with actually typing out which language the character is talking in. Russian being the default, so we don't need to specify they are speaking in Russian.

Foxy, perhaps Bianka should talk mit ein German accent, vot do you zink?

[wigglebiscuit]

I'll submit my app this afternoon.

German accents have their appeal...

[Foxy DeVille]

Foxy, perhaps Bianka should talk mit ein German accent, vot do you zink?

Sure! And I'll use all the German I learned from comic books and Hogan's Heroes.

"Gott im himmel!"

[Blinkin]

So, in short, your response to everything will be, "I know nuzink, nuzink!"

[Myrra]

Wow this game sure looks interesting. Say, is there still some room for one more student ?

[RedEve]

Wow this game sure looks interesting. Say, is there still some room for one more student ?

Sure, send me a CS!

[Chrystal]

*giggles*

I wonder if all this talk of spies and KGB and GRU and Stasi has flagged us up on the NSA's or GCHQ's monitoring programs?

Then again they probably have this site marked as one to keep an eye on but generally disregard, as there's a lot of stuff about kidnappings and terrorist attacks and stuff and it's all fiction!

Can't help but remember the kid from Oklahoma who was arrested by the FBI for writing a story about a zombie attack on his school though... *winks*

[RedEve]

Still waiting for some more characters to join up.  :-)

[Dashenka]

Speaking of German accents...


"Gott im Himmel! Wolfgang, ve haff accidentally named ze car after ein Fraugarten!"


Those are the words of the ever wise Jeremy Clarkson after finding out that a Swiss company has built a car, resembling the classic Jaguar E-type and naming it the 'Growler'.

[Chrystal]

Ever wise until he managed to get himself fired by the BBC!

*chuckles*

[Dashenka]

His contract didn't get renewed. That's different :P


And in a way, he got better of as he is now, on a 250 million dollar contract with Amazon :D

[RedEve]

Could everyone who has expressed interest and not yet submitted a CS do so?

I think I will try to start this game properly over the weekend.

[RedEve]

I have added links to the OOC thread and character thread in the opening post of this thread.

If you have an approved character, please move their CS into the character thread.

I hope to start the IC game sometime this weekend.

I am still accepting new CS.