Battle of the Sexes: Read Rules 1st

[Divine Tenacity]

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Flowery words from a naughty man of the cloth, don't you think?

[SpiralSpider]

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[Derwaysh]

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[Bedroom Lazarus]

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[Divine Tenacity]

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[Madame Professor]

Smiles at the lovely Peccavi's words, blowing her a gentle kiss.

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Raises an eyebrow at Derwaysh, Anti-priest? I'm afraid my classes aren't so narrow as all that. Though, I could certainly make room for you, darling.

[Peccavi]

But if I leave, I'll be all by my lonesome, m'lady Pecavvi. Unless you're willing to accompany me? I play wicked guitar and sing praises aplenty when not engaged in the bloodthirsty feud of scribbly-gender dominance.

Hmmm. Well we don't wish for you to be lonely. Perhaps you should ally yourself with the fairer sex for the duration of the battle. That way, you won't be lonely and I do not have to give up the lovely Madame's side.

Ah dear Peccavi.  Can I not tempt you from your sorority of loveliness for a time?    As a humble priest I can offer you little outside of the pleasure of my company, some champagne, a few strands of red silk and a fondness for sharing civil war letters.  But if its enough, I'd never hesitate to share with you.

Oooh and quite the tempting offer, Priest. If nothing else, you have made me lose a bit of momentum as I recall such intriguing intimacies.

Slips close to Midori to press a kiss to her cheek, welcoming her back from her brief absence. She then moves towards the Madame to steal a kiss that hangs upon pretty pink lips instead of the air.

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[Divine Tenacity]

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Heads Will Roll- Yeah Yeah Yeahs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3c4dPxN1qM

Dedicated to all the gentlemen who have fought this battle valiantly, to no avail.

[SpiralSpider]

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[Vill]

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Sorry was off doing more important things than counting to 1,000  ;)

[Derwaysh]

Would I have to perform extra nicely, m'lady Professor... to get a shot at one-on-one tutoring? I am well mannered and driven, I also ascertain m'lady is well sated, with my academic performance that is.

If I join your side, m'lady Peccavi would you all be nice for a change? xD

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[Fabjuth]

Gee, I get pulled into an MMO for a few hours to mediate an interpersonal dispute and the guys start loosing ground...

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See you folks in the morning!

[Divine Tenacity]

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Thats what you get!

[Vill]

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[Derwaysh]

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[Peccavi]

If I join your side, m'lady Peccavi would you all be nice for a change? xD

Gasps!

We are always nice! Unless, by nice, you mean pushing the number in your favor... Then, no. ;)

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[Vill]

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Lies and slander: slanderous lies.

[Divine Tenacity]

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[Madame Professor]

Hmmm. Well we don't wish for you to be lonely. Perhaps you should ally yourself with the fairer sex for the duration of the battle. That way, you won't be lonely and I do not have to give up the lovely Madame's side.

Oooh and quite the tempting offer, Priest. If nothing else, you have made me lose a bit of momentum as I recall such intriguing intimacies.

Slips close to Midori to press a kiss to her cheek, welcoming her back from her brief absence. She then moves towards the Madame to steal a kiss that hangs upon pretty pink lips instead of the air.

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Hmmm, yes. I quite like this plan. What do you say Derwaysh?

She smiles behind the kiss, pressing her lips firmly against Peccavi sweet full ones.

Sorry was off doing more important things than counting to 1,000  ;)

It's perfectly alright, Vill. Besides, we are counting to negative one thousand, darling. Winks

Would I have to perform extra nicely, m'lady Professor... to get a shot at one-on-one tutoring? I am well mannered and driven, I also ascertain m'lady is well sated, with my academic performance that is.

If I join your side, m'lady Peccavi would you all be nice for a change? xD

Of course, of course. Hmmm, well, I certainly don't reward good behavior. But if you are as well mannered as you claim, then I don't see where there would be an issue.

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[Derwaysh]

I'll need more assurance than that, m'lady Peccavi. I have had terrible experience so far... xD

In that case I shall put on my bad airs, Madame Professor. Are there extra credit tasks for making certain the teacher is well looked after?

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[Divine Tenacity]

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-pulls the ladies into a cuddle puddle-

Mmm, soft...

[Bedroom Lazarus]

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be led not into temptation Derwaysh, for there in lies the danger of subversion and falling for all the devil's works.  Be faithful to thine own gender.

Madame Professor, Peccavi, Midori Sadi. 

All lovely, all tantalizing and everyone of them a succubus who will lay claim to your soul

I shall protect you brothers.

[Vill]

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B.L.'s unwavering devotion always makes me laugh: but in a "get 'em, comrade," way.

[JackWhite]

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[Peccavi]

Snuggles with the Madame and Midori, slipping an arm around each temptress' waist.

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