A warning for our older members

[Brandon]

I found this elsewhere and had to share

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

[Sabby]

Ouch... death by Ice Cream truck...

[Caity]

Hahaha... Oh my God.

Tooo funny.

*resists the urge to look up elderly porn*

[Gerald]

Ran across your post and found it hilareous.  As an older guy, I hope that ice cream truck doesn't come by at the wrong time for me, but hey, what a way to go out.  LMAO

[ShrowdedPoet]

*falls out of chair laughing*

[Maeven]

*laughs*

This just makes me think of that Van Halen/David Lee Roth song Ice Cream Man

...see now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

[Subtle Trouble]

*Snickers* oh my god.

[Mathim]

I live in an apartment complex full of speed bump so we just get the guy with the cart and bells, but it's still really annoying to hear it. And he comes by so late at night, it's a wonder he manages to sell anything at all. Still, that joke was really good. Although thinking about 100-year-olds (especially if you're a Certified Nursing Assistant like me, and have spent time changing their diapers) having sex is nauseating...

[Kalen]

There's another reason Seely Booth shot that ice cream clown!