MST3k+DnD+Jack Chick = Hilarious

[alahendra]

If you are a DnD player, a Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan and are familiar with those amusing but kind of scary Jack Chick tracts that often are left on park benches and in bus stops, you might find this funny.

http://www.rpglibrary.org/inspiration/darkdungeons/intro.html

[HairyHeretic]

Thats excellent. I've seen the original tract ages back, but this improves it no end.

[HairyHeretic]

In case you're not familiar with Chick, he considers everybody that isn't him non christian and so therefore should burn in hell. Ok, slight exageration, but not by much  :)

[alahendra]

In case you're not familiar with Chick, he considers everybody that isn't him non christian and so therefore should burn in hell. Ok, slight exageration, but not by much  :)

Actually, that's pretty accurate...of course you have to be in the same denomination as him or you're going straight to hell.

[HairyHeretic]

I'm more concerned with my defective D&D manuals. I mean, gaming as long as I have, I ought to be casting epic level spells by now. I want a refund.  ;D

[HairyHeretic]

Well, the only problem with that is that she'd want me to become wiccan, and I already have Gods and Goddesses of my own, so ....

[HairyHeretic]

I suppose it depends if she works with just one pantheon, or follows a more eclectic outlook.

Of course, that has problems of its own.

http://www.accendi.net/putf/archives/?strip=002

See?

[Spookie Monster]

Ace catch, Alahendra!  As a dedicated MSTie and a dedicated roleplayer, I really enjoyed it.  I can easily hear Bill Corbett's Crow saying, "Yup.  That's me.  Jerry the Vampire."

Good stuff.  Thanks for posting! :)

Spel

[Elvi]

SEE?
I told you all that throwing dice and using bits of paper to scribble numbers on was dangerous!

[HairyHeretic]

Its not the throwing dice that are dangerous ... its that errant d4 lying in wait on the carpet for you to walk on it half asleep. You sure wake up in a hurry though.

[Elvi]

And what about the paper cuts and waving your pencil around when you get over excited?
(You could have someone's eye out y'know!)

It's the work of the devil I say.......

[Celestial Goblin]

[Elvi]

SEE?
Even more perverted!
Who in hell's name would refuse the porcupine AND mix cognac with rum?

[Celestial Goblin]

Yes, I used those terrible example to bettr witness for the Truth.

[Elvi]

Amen brother Goblin.......Amen!

[alahendra]

Its not the throwing dice that are dangerous ... its that errant d4 lying in wait on the carpet for you to walk on it half asleep. You sure wake up in a hurry though.

They aren't d4s, they're caltrops...


*runs off to add porcupines to her OFFS list*

[HairyHeretic]

Who in hell's name would refuse the porcupine

Are you familiar with The Hedgehog Song?  ;D

[Elvi]

I am sure, if Nanny Ogg were to come onto Elliquiy, she would add another couple of verses and find a way.......*smiles*

[HairyHeretic]

Only a couple of verses? There are probably dozens in it by now.

[Elvi]

I believe it was 17 at the last count?

[HairyHeretic]

Dunno, I haven't gone looking for it in ages.

Must go see if there's an updated PQF though.

[Spookie Monster]

Upon reflection, it is kind of ironic: Although he and Jack Chick are doubtless polar opposites, Michael J. Nelson is a devout Christian and quite traditional.  No idea about his stance on roleplaying, though...

Spel

[Celestial Goblin]

I thought I'd share...


And this...!