Corrupt a wish

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CaptiveAngel

(love pet rats btw)

Granted, but now puppies are of the past and everyone has a rat.

I wish to get one whole lazy day unbothered by neighbors and phone calls.
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Medias

Granted, you now get bothered by a airhorn being sounded in your ear every time you relax

I wish I could finish a novel

Snapespersephone

granted but it is a a novel about encyclopedia salesmen in love
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.

HannibalBarca

I wish superlatives like never and always were used appropriately.
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Granted. Every time someone uses the words "never" or "always", or any other superlatives, whatever they said becomes truth, even if the truths contradict one another, with the exception of cause your wish, or my corruption of it, to be undone. That just doesn't work for some reason. The world descends into absolute chaos.

I wish that my immune system was superhuman, so that I could kick a cold in a matter of seconds instead of two to four days of groggy crappiness.
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Blythe

Your immune system does become superhuman, but because of how epic it is, it starts registering everything as harmful bacteria, especially your favorite foods.

I wish I had a never-ending supply of bacon.

Kippers

Granted. There are now an infinite number of pigs following you around. Something-something-black-hole...

I wish I was harder working!


Annisthyrienne

Granted.  And now because you are so diligent, your boss gives all your slacker co-workers assignments to you to finish.

I wish I never had to clean my guns.

Funguy81

Granted, they simply breakdown and rust  after years of neglect.

I wish I could be part of the NBA.

Kippers

Granted. The National Braille Association is happy to have you.

I wish I was eating a delicious pepperoni pizza.

NightDream

Granted but its the last thing you'll ever eat again.

I wish I owned a bondage bed.

Countdown0

Granted, but you never meet anyone willing to make use of it with you :(

I wish that I was really good at magic tricks, like with cards and such.
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Kippers

Granted, but you spent so much time learning to do that well, you missed out on gaining employable skills.

I wish I could adjust the weather to my liking at all times.

HannibalBarca

Granted, but the absolute power of such drives you insane, and 'to your liking' ends up being worldwide hurricanes, floods, and epic blizzards that end civilization as we know it.


I wish I could stop time.
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Kippers

Granted, but you can't start time again.

I wish everyone in the world had enough to eat for free.

HannibalBarca

Easily granted.  Now markets collapse and farmers have no money to buy more seed; grocers have no money to buy more stock, etc.


I wish the US had a multi-party system rather than a two-party system.
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Countdown0

Granted, but no corruption is necessary. As politicians, they are all corrupt anyways.

I wish I owned google.
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studpuppy22

Granted, but it ends up google has been pronounced an illegal search engine for stealing credit card information and you go bankrupt.

I wish I had the power of invisibility

CupidCatt

Granted, but so does everybody else.

I wish my dissertation were finished.

Kippers

Granted. It turns out that the deadline was earlier than expected and you have to turn in what you have.

I wish genre fiction was as respected as literary fiction.

CupidCatt

Granted. But now everybody starts trying to be oh so clever and genre fiction devolves into a gloopy, intertextual, posttransmetamodern mess that's almost as banal as most 'lit fic' offerings (bitter? moi?)

I wish Pepsi weren't a diabetes bomb.

HannibalBarca

Granted.  But now leafy green vegetables give you cancer.


I wish Heath Ledger was still with us.
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Kippers

Granted, but he steps on your toe later. It's an accident, but it still hurts.

I wish fully-immersive computer games you control with your brain and receive realistic sensory feedback from were a reality.

NightDream

Granted but you can no longer differentiate between game and reality and spend the rest of your soon to be short life starving in reality and lost in a video game that you can't pass a single level on. :-P

I wish that allergies were non-existant.

Snapespersephone

granted but now the allergens plot together and take over the world

I wish I had a puppy
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There is something wrong in life when my most dominate side is my muse, and she doesn't listen to me. She skips around doing her own thing and ignoring me.