Would you like me if I.....

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blackdeathskulls

Well, as long as you drew my flatteringly, sure ;)

If I was extremely flexible?

Ignis

Very much so.

If I were a lot less flexible?

blackdeathskulls

Of course :)

If I loved fairy erotica?

Ignis

Of course.

If I sit in front of my computer with the music playing and the TV running in the background for way to long?

blackdeathskulls

I do the same so sure :)

If I have a very sexy corset?

Ignis

Why would I have a problem with a very sexy corset? I bet it looks better sitting on the floor thought. :P

If I have one pair of jeans that fit and a bunch of jeans/shorts that I have to wear a belt with?

Kazuume

Sure I have the same problem.


...lit your trash cans on fire then did a ritualistic dance around them, screaming and waving my arms around so that the neighbors came out and stood on your lawn to watch?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Ignis

I would enjoy that. My neighbors already think im nuts and this would prove it. I would have to video tape it though so I can watch it again and again.

If I were as crazy as my neighbors think I am?

Mordred

Having only the utmost respect for fellow crazy folk, yes.

.. if I snuck up behind you disguised as a macadamia nut? *speaking of nuts*
*See Pillory*

blackdeathskulls

probably, considering I'm hungry and will probably eat you  >:)

if I made your favorite dinner?

CaptainErotica

Like you? He'll I'd marry you.


If I was a villain instead of a hero would you still like me?

Ignis

But... I wanted to be the villain. There is nothing wrong with villains though. If it wernt for supervillains super heroes wouldnt exist.

If I can cook but refuse to do it?

Mordred

Hey, I can easily slip into "eatin' raw mode".. ah yes, the ways of my youth. Sure. Hmm, but if there's eggplant around, really.. not a bit of flame on that purple beast?

.. if I chanted for rain to fill the ground as far as the eyes could see with a wild rainbow of mushrooms?
*See Pillory*

Captain Maltese

No. Damnit. We've had rain for a week now, following days of snow, and today there's flood warnings all over this part of the country. Got some drought in your bag instead?


Would you like me if I shared my umbrella with you?

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Kazuume

That would be lovely!

....dressed up as the Easter Bunny and hopped around on your lawn?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Mordred

Quote from: Captain Maltese on March 21, 2012, 01:55:43 PM
No. Damnit. We've had rain for a week now, following days of snow, and today there's flood warnings all over this part of the

(heh.. rain here also.. until today.. so far.. *bows head.. feeling his pain*)

I will never turn down the use of an umbrella. Yep, I like you very much for this gesture of kindness.

I'd totally dig that.. mind if I follow you.. just in case you drop any eggs from that lovely basket of tricks?

.. if I kept an eye on the path to point out the wayward mushroom or ant.. don't want to squish our little neighbors now, do we?
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

Yes you watch the path  :D  (rain? what's that?)

.....clung to your arm while we walked?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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blackdeathskulls

Sure, I'd love a beautiful woman on my arm

If I didn't study in school?

Mordred

Ohhh, sure. But I may have to somehow lure you to detention. *rubs hands together* Yeah.. such naughtiness must be dealt with.

.. if I locked the door behind you.. trapping you, that lovely pulse you got goin' on.. with this crazy thing with fangs?
*See Pillory*

Kazuume

No I'm claustrophobic!

....sat in your lap constantly wiggling around while eating a Popsicle?
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Mordred

Heh.. hmm, let me think.. umm.. yeah. Yes. Many times over, yes.

.. if I blew softly on that frozen treat, aiming little drops to fall on your neck?
*See Pillory*

Veluux

No. No way. Too cold!

... if I took you on a shopping spree with me?


I am watching you [you]...
From the darkest of shadows...

Mordred

Yeah.. although I'm not too thrilled about shopping, to be honest.

.. if I kept whining, asking when the shopping would be over?
*See Pillory*

Autumn52

no I hate whining.

If I drank a bottle of rum and didnt share
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White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mordred

Greedy thing.. oh but I'm forgiving. Yeah.

.. if I burst into sudden fits of giggles without any clear explanation?
*See Pillory*