Question for Batman / Iron Man Fans

Started by Spookie Monster, July 09, 2009, 07:35:08 PM

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Spookie Monster

If Batman and Iron Man had a baby, would it grow up in the DC Universe or the Marvel Universe?  Why?

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consortium11

Well Batman already has a son in the DC universe who went from a cool character in non-canon stories to an annoying kid in the current continuity.

So he'd have to end up in marve, just for balance.

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DC. Tony would have been drunk at conception and wouldn't remember, so wouldn't charge for rights to see him. Bruce always struck me as more paternal anyway...

Bliss

This kind of thing would more likely fly in the Dark Horse 'verses.
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Transgirlenstein

the real answer is Batman would have been prepared and brought a condom.  Cause he is the goddamned Batman!




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Quote from: trippingserpent on July 17, 2009, 01:30:11 PM
the real answer is Batman would have been prepared and brought a condom.  Cause he is the goddamned Batman!




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This is true.

If the man brings shark repellant in a helicopter, he's got to have a condom in that utility belt.

Bliss

But what if it was SURPRIZEBUTTSEKS?!

...I hate myself a lot now.
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MusicNeverDies

Quote from: Bliss on July 17, 2009, 02:37:19 PM
But what if it was SURPRIZEBUTTSEKS?!

...I hate myself a lot now.
It wasn't surprise.

Tony just didn't know he wanted it.

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Bliss

a lot, I say!

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Quote from: consortium11 on July 09, 2009, 07:45:25 PM
Well Batman already has a son in the DC universe who went from a cool character in non-canon stories to an annoying kid in the current continuity.

So he'd have to end up in marve, just for balance.

Batman already has a son? God, I'm out of touch. How did THAT come about? (Was there an Iron Man Crosover?)
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Only I will remain.
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MusicNeverDies

Quote from: Bliss on July 17, 2009, 02:55:00 PM
a lot, I say!

.../hijack

Batman already has a son? God, I'm out of touch. How did THAT come about? (Was there an Iron Man Crosover?)
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I un-hate you AND DAMIAN THEY NAMED THE CHILD DAMIAN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Ahem. Fascinating.
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Only I will remain.
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Transgirlenstein

Hey Bliss..wanna do an Iron Man/Batman rp? ;)
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Bliss

Dude totally yes and I don't care which one I get to be ...um. *points at sig and drags self away from the shiny pairing*
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Only I will remain.
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Transgirlenstein

*narrows eyes* You'll come back Bliss...they always come back
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Jag

I think the real question is...which would be on top and which ends up carrying the baby?

I don't see Bruce bending over for Tony and I don't think The Bat would look good pregnant in his outfit...

Would the Joker take it easy on a pregnant Batman? What would Cat Woman say?! Would Alfred really be the one taking care of the child since Bruce already has so much to do? Would Bruce let Tony see the baby? Would Tony give up his drinking to be with his male lover and their love child?

So many questions...
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Transgirlenstein

*adopts tone of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons*

Michi..I expect better from you!  Clearly Tony would be the bitch or "bottom" as Batman is much more "butch" then Tony.

The Joker would clearly try to kill both Tony and the baby as it interfears with him and Bats "relationship of murder".  And Alfred would always be by Bruce's side, even if he doesn't agree with the Bats new gay lifestyle.

/end Comic Book Guy



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Jag

Would Batman, in the heat of passion and hatred for his latest love fight with the Joker, seduce a drunken Tony? O_O

Of course if Tony got pregnant from said seduction, Bats would suck it up and raise the child lovingly along side Tony. He wouldn't abandon his child. ^^

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