Breakup with the person above you!

[Breathless Intent]

Your refusal to wear pants was kind of sexy at first. Okay, fine, I admit it...it was totally hot. But now, we can't leave the house if you refuse to put on bottoms, my dear. And I can't just stay inside with you all the time. It was fun while it lasted, but I need to leave. Goodbye!

[sansa]

Your refusal to wear pants was kind of sexy at first. Okay, fine, I admit it...it was totally hot. But now, we can't leave the house if you refuse to put on bottoms, my dear. And I can't just stay inside with you all the time. It was fun while it lasted, but I need to leave. Goodbye!

Look..you are beautiful and it was a little too much to handle, but now I've learned your ways so it is time for me to move and embrace this new skill I have adapted from you. *sigh* We will move past this and hopefully be friends, dear.

[Breathless Intent]

You drew me in with your mysterious ways but now you just want to dump me and be "friends"? Hah! You'll miss me, mark my words!

[ArtemisHighmore]

You used to be so sweet but now you are just too sassy for me. I can't handle it anymore. XD

[Autumn52]

I'm sorry Artemis but I have to go back home to the mountains. This cowboy life is to rough for me plus I miss my wolves. Come visit K?

[TheLegionary]

Banned for never being online when I am... and for not posting in the reloaded Rise and Fall of Gender (https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=151018.0)

[SummerWhispers]

I'm sorry Artemis but I have to go back home to the mountains. This cowboy life is to rough for me plus I miss my wolves. Come visit K?

Xandi, I know it has been months, but well I need a change and some time to clear my head, and the sun and salt water finally got to me, so I am going away for awhile to spend some time alone, *wipes tears from cheek* I will always miss you, but this is for the best.

[Angeliqua]

Oh Summer, you're so very perfect, I just really don't deserve someone as wonderful as you so I'm leaving.  No,  don't cry, it really isn't you, it's me.  I know you'll find someone so much better than me.  *walks off to get immediately start flirting with Xandi*

[SummerWhispers]

Ok then, I guess I will make sure my next mate and partner is male, so much easier to manage, you know they are quite happy as long as they have the three essentials.


1. Food
2. Sex
3. Sports and or video games


Any combo of at least two of the above things and they are as happy as clams.

[Cayenne]

Well, it was going good until you decided to be with men again, I mean - what do they have that I don't?! Or can't later attach!?  No, don't reconsider - I'm not here to rule your life, I just wanted to be a part of it.  I hope you are happy with it!

:P

[SummerWhispers]

Well the last two took off and left me for each other, I am hoping with the men folk I will at least not have that to worry about, but then one never knows now does she. But I am going to take me chances, with the rougher side of things so to speak, no more of the soft approach for me, just got me left high and dry. Thank you just the same.

[ArtemisHighmore]

I have tried everything sweet darling but I just feel like you never want to give me attention. You always have your back to me and I can't tell if I even turn you on anymore. I need more communication than that so I fear this just isn't going to work anymore.... Sorry.

[Synchro]

I’m sorry but you and me- we just don’t work out anymore. I don’t remember the last time you touched me, in any way. That’s right. You haven’t touched me in months! Not even my hand! I’m deprived hon. that’s why I’m dating your best friend now. He touches me, and I love it.

[Angeliqua]

I'm so sorry baby, but I just need more than you can give me.  You're always so busy lately that I almost can't remember what you look like - that's why I'm doing by email.

[Cayenne]

Oh my gosh, I love you so much - Oh gods! I said I wouldn't cry! Look at me, I'm shaking! I'm shaking here! It's just -- you just don't know what you do to me! I mean, I have no idea how you keep that windswept look - it drives me crazy! And your eyes, I feel like you're never looking at me, at least, not my skin, not my naked skin! OH GODS I WANT YOU SO BAD JUST GO!  JUST GO!  I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

[TaintedAndDelish]

Dear Cayenne,

I like your fun bags and all, but I found someone else. Yeah, she's kinda skanky and has a little bit of a drug problem and a case of the sniffles, but she's really nasty and will do anything I ask... ANYTHING!  Well, she won't get a job, but I have time to work on that.

Anyways, ttfn.

[Cayenne]

Dear Tainted,

You know it's strange, turns out the church has no idea who you are!  Also, when I went to confession, all he did was listen to my problems and made me say a bunch of prayers! Crazy! Anyway, I'm a nun now, like for reals this time - which apparently means I don't have sex? How strange is that!  Anyway, prayer group starts soon, and apparently I have a lot to atone for just with the first few pages of my journal about you.

Sincerely, Cayenne.

[Caremejo]

Dear Cayenne,

Your beauty will always haunt me, the way your hair puts mine to shame. How the waiter spilled soup on me in his hurry to bring you an extra ketchup packet. The perfect symmetry of your breasts as I would glance down at my slightly smaller left breast and let’s not forget those deliciously long lashes. But I’m not breaking up with you, because you make me feel inferior or inadequate. It’s your god awful habit of leaving your dishes on the table. The way your clothing piles up in the corner. Your habit of drinking milk straight from the jug and the extremely odd food you put in the microwave (even if I never smell that odor again, the memory will be enough to bring tears to my eyes). You had this picture that everyone loved of you naked in bed. But you and I both know you’re naked, because you hadn’t done laundry in almost a month.

It’s over.

Jo

P.S. I’m short with rent money again this month. Can you spot me another grand until I get paid.

[TaintedAndDelish]

Dear Caremejo,

I can't see you any more. That sucks. My dad said that you're a bad influence and a terrible role model. I was all like, but Dad, I'm a man now, I'm 18, and he was all like, well I'm your father and that's my sister, and I was like, so, and then he just got all stupid and shit. Anyway, I'll sneak out tonight after he passes out in from of the TV.

Your nephew,
Taint

[Cayenne]

Dearest Tainted,

Our time together has been magical, the way you made me feel, the way you touched me during these last few months. You never judged me, you were, the best listener, a warm, sexy body when I needed one, and a pretty good lover.  In the end, the doctors say you're finally coming out of your year long coma, and I can't help but feel like it'll just start getting weird so I'm ending it now.

I'll remember for the both of us.

Cayenne~

P.S. You may want to look into Viagra toxicity... unrelatedly.

[TaintedAndDelish]

Dear Cayenne,

Let me explain....

Well, you see, I was banging your twin sister, Ceyanne, and somewhere along the line, I got confused. I didn't know who was who, and I needed to sort things out.... So I flipped a coin. Heads, she wins, tails you lose.

Sorry.. but someone had to get head heads
Taint

[Cayenne]

Dear Tainted (AKA Papa bear)

Let me just say - nothing had gotten me off like your hot man porridge, you had me totally convinced that I didn't need just right, I needed hot, steamy, wildness only a man bear could offer!  Lately though, I've been really getting into the cold, I mean, DAMN your wife really knows how to treat a trespassing girl!  I mean she spends all her time being cold to me, leaving me tied, begging for more, but when I get it.. I GET IT. 

So yeah.. I guess I'll still be seeing you around the house..

Hope it isn't too weird for you~

Goldy~

[MasterOfKittens]

I don't want to do this Cayenne, but you've left me no choice....

I have caught you in bed with women without my approval and I can not forgive that.

You will find your things in a storage locker, #261, I have attached the key to the lock.

[Moraline]

We've been through a lot together so I'll let you down easily.

Your a great guy but it's just not working out between us. I've been invited to a Halloween party at one of our friend's houses and I really think you shouldn't go. I'll be there with someone else.

You can pack your things while I'm gone. Don't be here when I get back because I'm probably going to bring my date home and that just might be awkward for you.

But hey! Best of luck to you and all that other stuff that I should probably say so I don't bruise your ego.

[TaintedAndDelish]

Dear Moraline,

Like our present world,  our relationship is ... a little fucked up. The devastating upheavals of the past that should have torn us to shreds have only made us stronger. Famine, illness, poverty, and banishment have forced us to grasp our disheveled forms, to make the most of what little beauty we could find, to reinvent ourselves, our world, and our relationship.

Sadly, I see a foreshadowing that's contrary to our quest for order and stability. It is the the very destiny of our universe, it is heaven, hell, nirvana all in one. Chaos is queen. I have chosen to part ways with you, and to find my place in the her womb.

Ciao

*bang*

His head falls onto the note. Beneath, a scarlet pool forms.