Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Harley Quinn

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Brian Boru

Pulls the chair from under her as she's preparing to sit down..."Oh, I'm sorry - this is all mine...your stuff is in your place"  {Anticipated negative response} I guess you'll just have to go find your new place then.

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thirteenhearts


Brian Boru

No, you didn't have to, you chose to, just like I am choosing to kick your faking, lying ass out.  Bye.

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thirteenhearts

But this is MY house! You take your crap and get out! And don't think I wasn't aware that you were cheating on me with your drummer!

Brian Boru


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thirteenhearts

(lol)

It was because of his huge bulge!

Brian Boru

Which I'm sure you nom'd on yourself.

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thirteenhearts


Brian Boru

<ewww - too far>
I can't believe you wore the same corset your entire vacation...we're through.

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thirteenhearts

<apologies>

Well if you wouldn't have insisted on taking your guitar perhaps I would have been able to pack some clothes!

Brian Boru

What do you think paid for that vacation?  Here, take this suitcase and get your stuff out...NOW

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thirteenhearts

*takes cigarette out of his mouth and slams the door*

throws up a middle finger

Brian Boru

HEY! I want my cigarette back!

Dammit

Make sure you mix the water and vinegar correctly...been noticing a bit of smell lately...

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thirteenhearts

(omfg and I'm the one who's gross?!)

Oh really?! Your best friend doesn't seem to mind one bit!

Brian Boru

<sorry - I couldn't resist...you could smell me on another dude's junk...I consider that way more gross>

Maybe that explains everything.

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thirteenhearts

(lolz)

Yes, it explains why I've been out almost every night this month!


Brian Boru


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thirteenhearts

You're the one with all the calendars and pictures of naked ladies in the garage! You pay more attention to them than you do to me!

Brian Boru

I only keep them there to remind me of you.  Tramp

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thirteenhearts


Brian Boru

Well, when I look at them they do.  Guess that shows who had more imagination in the bedroom.  Another good reason for me to end it.

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Harley Quinn

I knew you were sleeping around, and now I finally have the proof.  By the way, I sold your Porsche for ten dollars today.  Bye!
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Brian Boru

eh - tis only material possessions.  You, on the other hand...eh - later.

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Harley Quinn

You finally admit that I never meant anything to you!  I knew all those promises and bullshit sweet... whatever... was a bunch of crap!
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